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Post: # 2074150Post WellardSaint »

Saints Cheer Squad on Fascist-Book
is asking for banner rhyme for this week.

4 lines, 2nd and 4th lines must rhyme.

The winner's rhyme might be changed by club.

Go for it.

There's some very clever folk on here.
I hope Aeon Flux reads this, she'll submit a 🔥🔥🔥🔥


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Post: # 2074154Post Sainter_Dad »

Set
Moose
F@rking
Loose
Last edited by Sainter_Dad on Wed 14 Aug 2024 10:16pm, edited 1 time in total.


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Post: # 2074155Post Sainter_Dad »

Just
Unloose
The
Moose


“Youth ages, immaturity is outgrown, ignorance can be educated, and drunkenness sobered, but stupid lasts forever.”

― Aristophanes

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Post: # 2074157Post Jacks Back »

The pussy's were purring
Out in the West
But they'll take a licking
Against The Crest (or Best if you prefer)


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St Kilda - At least we have a Crest!
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Post: # 2074159Post Yorkeys »

We taut we taw some pussy-cats
As cocky as can be
But we're the Mighty Sainters
We'll neuter them for free!


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Post: # 2074160Post Scollop »

Not sure if they can fit this all in. Maybe chop out the Blicavs line :mrgreen:

F*ck you Scott
F*ck You Danger
f*** You Stewart
f*** you Blicavs
f*** you Geelong


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Post: # 2074172Post saynta »

Love all the attempts.


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Post: # 2074173Post magnifisaint »

We're gonna be licking some pussy tonight.


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Post: # 2074204Post D.B.Cooper »

Back in the two thousands
When Ablett and Chapman raved
I preferred the 80’s and 90’s
When the pussies weren’t shaved


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Post: # 2074205Post D.B.Cooper »

The cats were known as handbaggers
They were really weak and wussy
Tonight the mighty sainters
Are gunna stickman pussy


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Post: # 2074206Post D.B.Cooper »

Brownless was a cat
Lyon was a demon
Mrs Brownless’ pussy
Got filled with Lyons ……..


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Post: # 2074211Post Scollop »

We'll hurt those pussies and pound them
The pain will be crrème de la crème
Just when you think "put down your glasses"
We're gunna start on your arses


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Post: # 2074239Post AeonFlux »

WellardSaint wrote: Wed 14 Aug 2024 9:07pm I hope Aeon Flux reads this, she'll submit a 🔥🔥🔥🔥

:oops:

Think I'd only disappoint. So turned to Nosher for help.

Here's what he sent me.



saynta Nosher Powell wrote: Thu 15 Aug 2024 7:52pm

the tri-panel & the crest, versus pissy hoops & handbags?

being where the vibe's the coolest

or, living with inbred Deliverance-country hillbilly slags?

it's no contest

ffs! :roll: :roll: :roll:






These users also thanked the author Nosher for the post:
Ryan Bybes (with a f******g 's', ffs), Bram Stoker, Olli Hooton, Aeron (no f*****g 'r', ffs), Geelong's Michaels brothers Scott & Mal,
&, of course, Hunter Clark (definitely no f*****g 'e', ffs :roll: :roll: :roll: )



HarryM wrote: Thu 15 Aug 2024 10:11pm You went to 5 lines, but I love your attempt dad! :D




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