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joffaboy wrote:
We are not after miracles after all.
We're the saints. We believe in miracles. Did you see Jack Billings post draft selection interview?
Reporter: "Jack the Billings, St Kilda fans are saying you are the second (well 3rd pick) coming. Is it true? And who is the girl next to you that keeps rubbing your head"
Jack the Billings: "That's my girlfriend Salome. She sure does love my head. No. I am not the one that is prophesised in the great book of Saintsational. I am but a prophet. Profit=Billings get it? Tough crowd. I am only the one who comes before. There is one coming in the pick after me who shall be the Saviour. He shall be called 'Acres' as he shall play with tonnes of space, and have the first name Blake to honour the ultimate ST Kilda team man - Jason Blake. I shall baptise him in Gatorade after his first match. He is born of a virgin - hard to believe in St Kilda I know but his mum swears she wasn't seeing anyone, although the postie was seen at her place at funny hours. He shall be able to walk on water when doing post game recovery at St Kilda beach (alright he's on a surfboard but it still counts). He will be able to turn water into beer by chucking water in the bottle shop servers face and running out with a six pack of VB (he's damn fast they won't catch him). He will feed the entire team by buying a piece of flake and minimum chips and giving everyone a really really really small bit. He will be able to play every position including super-sub and be the second coming of the "Utility" that has disappeared from the game. He will be crucified by the bronx cheering St Kilda fans after playing averagely in his first couple of games. "Are you not king of the Saints" they shall mock him and sarcastically clap while he wears a crown of bandages after getting a whack to the head. But in his 3rd game he shall rise and a play a blinder and all shall believe he is the one. Thus I have foretold, thus it shall be done. Salome, why have you got that big plate?
joffaboy wrote:
We are not after miracles after all.
We're the saints. We believe in miracles. Did you see Jack Billings post draft selection interview?
Reporter: "Jack the Billings, St Kilda fans are saying you are the second (well 3rd pick) coming. Is it true? And who is the girl next to you that keeps rubbing your head"
Jack the Billings: "That's my girlfriend Salome. She sure does love my head. No. I am not the one that is prophesised in the great book of Saintsational. I am but a prophet. Profit=Billings get it? Tough crowd. I am only the one who comes before. There is one coming in the pick after me who shall be the Saviour. He shall be called 'Acres' as he shall play with tonnes of space, and have the first name Blake to honour the ultimate ST Kilda team man - Jason Blake. I shall baptise him in Gatorade after his first match. He is born of a virgin - hard to believe in St Kilda I know but his mum swears she wasn't seeing anyone, although the postie was seen at her place at funny hours. He shall be able to walk on water when doing post game recovery at St Kilda beach (alright he's on a surfboard but it still counts). He will be able to turn water into beer by chucking water in the bottle shop servers face and running out with a six pack of VB (he's damn fast they won't catch him). He will feed the entire team by buying a piece of flake and minimum chips and giving everyone a really really really small bit. He will be able to play every position including super-sub and be the second coming of the "Utility" that has disappeared from the game. He will be crucified by the bronx cheering St Kilda fans after playing averagely in his first couple of games. "Are you not king of the Saints" they shall mock him and sarcastically clap while he wears a crown of bandages after getting a whack to the head. But in his 3rd game he shall rise and a play a blinder and all shall believe he is the one. Thus I have foretold, thus it shall be done. Salome, why have you got that big plate?
Very blasphemous Bluthy.
I am off to church to pray four soul
Lance or James??
There comes a point in every man's life when he has to say, "Enough is enough." For me, that time is now. I have been dealing with claims that I cheated and had an unfair advantage in <redacted>. Over the past three years, I have been subjected to a <redacted>investigation followed by <redacted> witch hunt. The toll this has taken on my family, and my work for <redacted>and on me leads me to where I am today – finished with this nonsense. (Oops just got a spontaneous errection <unredacted>)
What Bergs' said. It's been too long, but worth the wait.
It's Dave, man. Will you open up? I got the stuff with me! -------Who?
Dave, man. Open up ------------------------------------------ -----Dave???
Yeah, Dave. ---------------------------------------------------------Dave's not here. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOiG1hAr ... detailpage
skeptic wrote: ↑Tue 30 Jan 2024 8:07pmCongrats to Dave McNamara - hereby dubbed the KNOWINGEST KNOW IT ALL of Saintsational
Positivity, belief, focus and determination can attract miracles to this club.
Right now my expectations are considerably higher than some of the gloom being bandied about pre Rd. 1.
Hoping the Saints achieve most or even all of their objectives on the trip west.
The young Saints and the new AR way of playing footy are bringing me much joy.
GOOD LUCK every last one of you!
G O S A I N T S !
The boy can play and we can build a defence around him that will have respect.
