What is a saints fan? ( h-S)

[White Winmar]

Mmmmmmm, have had a Mitsubishi (couldn't wait to get rid of it) now have a Subaru (love it) have been seen in a David Jones shop and have voted for Liberal. Pretty happy about all that.

I have a Porsche. I guess that doesn't make me a typical supporter, although I have occasionally shopped at DJ's but mainly for perfume.

I hope it was a manly perfume!

[skeptic]

What is a Herald Sun journo?

Drunk
Stupid
Not very good at writing
Generally not adept with English language
Happy in their goldfish bowl
Leaves thinking to the "chattering classes"
Unprofessional
Stupid
Slave to Rupert Murdoch and Eddie MacGuire
Lazy
Told by their editor to troll for clicks rather than inform readers, as the internet can now do that much more effectively
Serves a liberal voting conservative ignorant judgemental readership using blanket coverage, dramatic graphics and big typeface to mask the poor quality of content
Bogans and Morons
Supports the status quo
Pretends to side with the common man, all the while fleecing and patronising them and ensuring they stay in their place and their paymasters have total freedom and control of the country
Pretty stupid actually

See how easy that was!

You've nailed it though.

If that is all it takes, then geez maybe they got our number down pat

[gringo]

What is a Herald Sun journo?

Drunk
Stupid
Not very good at writing
Generally not adept with English language
Happy in their goldfish bowl
Leaves thinking to the "chattering classes"
Unprofessional
Stupid
Slave to Rupert Murdoch and Eddie MacGuire
Lazy
Told by their editor to troll for clicks rather than inform readers, as the internet can now do that much more effectively
Serves a liberal voting conservative ignorant judgemental readership using blanket coverage, dramatic graphics and big typeface to mask the poor quality of content
Bogans and Morons
Supports the status quo
Pretends to side with the common man, all the while fleecing and patronising them and ensuring they stay in their place and their paymasters have total freedom and control of the country
Pretty stupid actually

See how easy that was!

To be fair you are probably the most atypical Saints supporter ever. Born in England living in France. Most probably driving a Citroen in a beret and shopping at organic hand made clothing stores judging by what you said o BF.

I still remember Ando from the Herald Scum took out the local tight arse pizza shop up in Malvern when he'd had a few too many liquid creativities.

I still think its pretty amusing that they are siding with the pies telling everyone Freeman's worth 10 first round picks. It's winding them up before an eventual disappointment which will sell another 3000000 papers to the outraged.

[asiu]

MONA
www.mofo.net.au
... its a tassy thing

I wouldnt vote for liberal EVERRR
David Jones is the shitest department store in Adelaide.
I live in Seaford not East Bentleigh
Bike riders give me the s hits
What is MONA?
I love Milney
I dont care whats under Mollys Hat
Who wrote that crap

[gringo]

MONA
http://www.mofo.net.au
... its a tassy thing

I wouldnt vote for liberal EVERRR
David Jones is the shitest department store in Adelaide.
I live in Seaford not East Bentleigh
Bike riders give me the s hits
What is MONA?
I love Milney
I dont care whats under Mollys Hat
Who wrote that crap

I took my family to MONA including inlaws who were in Tassie at the same time. I'm not sure what part offended them all the most. The machine that turned food to s***, the tattooed pigs with Louis Vuitton symbols that match my mother in laws hand bag, the wall of c%$#s- the literal name of the exhibit, the anus kisses - lipstick on napkins.....it was all pretty much of that theme. My kids came away with a lot of street cred and a bit of therapy required but a great day out otherwise.

[asiu]

hehehe @ street cred

ahhhh.