Wanted - Top 10 tips on how to survive being a St Kilda fan
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Dont love something that doesn't love you back. Unrequited love is the worst love of all, and lets face it the STKFC hates the lot of us.
Lance or James??
There comes a point in every man's life when he has to say, "Enough is enough." For me, that time is now. I have been dealing with claims that I cheated and had an unfair advantage in <redacted>. Over the past three years, I have been subjected to a <redacted>investigation followed by <redacted> witch hunt. The toll this has taken on my family, and my work for <redacted>and on me leads me to where I am today – finished with this nonsense. (Oops just got a spontaneous errection <unredacted>)
There comes a point in every man's life when he has to say, "Enough is enough." For me, that time is now. I have been dealing with claims that I cheated and had an unfair advantage in <redacted>. Over the past three years, I have been subjected to a <redacted>investigation followed by <redacted> witch hunt. The toll this has taken on my family, and my work for <redacted>and on me leads me to where I am today – finished with this nonsense. (Oops just got a spontaneous errection <unredacted>)
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lol, top post joffaboy. someone on bogfooty wrote that barracking for St.Kilda is like having a hot girlfriend who deosn't put out. A very crude simile, but a humorous and right-on-the-money one too.joffaboy wrote:Dont love something that doesn't love you back. Unrequited love is the worst love of all, and lets face it the STKFC hates the lot of us.
Anyway, I think the easiest way to do it is to just pretend you don't care.
Pre-game, predict a big loss, turn the game on at quarter time to get a score and then update every now and then but pretend to do it half-heartedly.
I find this method works about 20% of the time, but its better than nothing!
If all else fails remember, you can always depend on your UD truck.
