Training Tuesday Jan 19th 10am

[matrix]

lol
i choose to keep what little body hair i do have.

its why i dont drink...i dont trust her when im asleep

[asiu]

mine worries me as well , i actually asked the other night whether her sirname was bobbit

[matrix]

[asiu]

confused huh ?



its one of these three definitions i was scared of

A spliff that has not been tapped down enough after rolling, so that when it is held by the roach the rest of the spliff droops down, giving the appearance of having been been cut off and sewn back on again.

Named, of course, after the (in)famous John Wayne Bobbitt.

Bobbitting is especially common when backrolling, as the single layer of paper lacks rigidity.
Aw man, I just bobbitted the spliff I was rolling.

Don't backroll the spliff - you always roll bobbitts when you do that

or

the tied-off knot on the end of a piece of sausage, or brat, that you cut off before eating.

or

A man who has had his penis cut off by his wife. Coined in 1993 after Lorena Bobbit emasculated her husband when he was sleeping.

[Bernard Shakey]

Wow gaz, I didn't see any of that at training.

Thank goodness there wasn't a sausage sizzle.

[asiu]

yes , well , what can i say ?

sorry bernard ...it was either me rabbiting on about bullshite with matrix or join an argument over memorabilia .... the choices were mind numbing

[Milton66]

i thought about it for...around 4 secs

yea , and then chose nair !


i'm not built for pain either

About 4 years ahead of you on this one Gaz.

The stuff burnt me like battery acid.

I'll go the back wax anyday.