**** AFL BREAKING NEWS ***** the LATE LATE Edition

[Dan Warna]

Andrew Demetriou has said the interference with the clock at the St Kilda Richmond game was un-asseptible and as the Nanny he would be spanking the naughty player involved.

Adrian Anderson has suggested that the MRP will be shortly announcing that st Kilda rugged tagger baker will be facing up to 10 weeks ban for interfering with the clock, sure there wasn't any video footage, eye witnesses, satellite photography, or any evidence what so ever, however something happened and baker was there and frankly thats all the evidence he needs to be convinced that baker was involved.

the AFL has appointed a squad of little league coaches to Fremantle Dockers. Look we've allowed them to cheat at the salary cap, given them every draft pick we can legitimately, handed over millions and frankly the trade like a drunken monkey, and the play like one too.

Biometrics analysis of the fremantle dockers, has scientifically proven that witches hats do actually perform better under pressure than the dockers.

Dermott Brereton has formally announced that in light of Robert Harvey's death, at the end of season 1995, that no better player was a soft receiver of the football and never did anything with it anyway. When announced that Robert harvey actually won the 97 and 98 brownlows as well as the 04 michael tuck medal. Dermie then asked what year it was, and when told it was 2008, looked alarmed, looked at his watch and mentioned 'i've been drunk how long?'

Ben Cousins went to the toilet in a toilet, hutchy and the ch9 news crew recorded the whole disgusting event where cousins pulled down his pants and urinated into a urinal. Hutchy was going to run it on the ch9 news until it was pointed out thats what men with willies do.

Couragious hard man Mark Harvey and former Essendon champion footballer was discovered tied up and buried in snowtown, SA, and the chris connelly has been arrested for impersonating a coach for the second time in his career and for identity fraud crimes. The real Mark harvey may soon start coaching Fremantle.

If anyone finds mr fraud, a small brown teddy bear in a leather jacket please return to Mr Andrew Demetriou c/o AFL house, docklands.

[danners]

hahaha

[NeXus James]

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[Stephen Theodore]

[Saint Bev]

Mmmmmmmmmm, wouldn't this be a second offence for Baker with siren gate in Tassie?