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Gday folks haven't been around for a wee while due to the Jigster getting kidney stones...May I just say that I wouldn't wish 'em on me worst enemy! Off to the Docs today to get the results of me last ultrasound..hoping its gonna be: "the stones have rolled Davey boy!!"
Hope to be posting regularly again very soon
Regards to all my pals on the forum and at the dome
Dave
THREE times? Cranny are you some sort of masochist? (don't answer that!!! ) you poor bugger! Take it from me the Jigster has NOT put a "repeat order" in! As far as I know they've "passed through" (unless the pix tell us something else later today!)
Thanks for your thoughts mate!
Dave
Funny you should mention the water me old tater! When I was a wage slave at John Sands I had a water bottle at my machine for the whole working day and for years had always drank plenty of the H2o during the day. Having been a "househusband" now for two years I'd got out of the routine I never realised that the bloody things could form in such a short space of time
Needless to say the lesson HAS been learnt!
thejiggingsaint wrote: Gday folks haven't been around for a wee while due to the Jigster getting kidney stones...May I just say that I wouldn't wish 'em on me worst enemy! Off to the Docs today to get the results of me last ultrasound..hoping its gonna be: "the stones have rolled Davey boy!!"
Hope to be posting regularly again very soon
Regards to all my pals on the forum and at the dome
Dave
Just got back from seeing my GP He says to the jigster; "you have three stones in the kidney" The jigster almost falls from his seat, then the doc says: "sorry Dave wrong report..You're in the clear!"
Jigster then gives loud: "Woo-Hoo!"
Feeling great folks! Now if you'll excuse me nature calls! (all this water!!)
Thanks for your kindness
Dave
thejiggingsaint wrote: Gday folks haven't been around for a wee while due to the Jigster getting kidney stones...May I just say that I wouldn't wish 'em on me worst enemy! Off to the Docs today to get the results of me last ultrasound..hoping its gonna be: "the stones have rolled Davey boy!!"
Hope to be posting regularly again very soon
Regards to all my pals on the forum and at the dome
Dave
nasty. . .i have had a kidney problem but it was a big long scientific word
"...If there has been one recurring theme through this whole shocking mess, it has been the misguided, inflated egos and their ill-judged determination to cling to long-standing old boy friendships. The bad advice that has guided the selfish and culpable James Hird has not only punctuated this saga but symbolised it..."
I get gout as well. The doc says I don't know the meaning of the word pain until I get stones. Surely that can't be true.
"...If there has been one recurring theme through this whole shocking mess, it has been the misguided, inflated egos and their ill-judged determination to cling to long-standing old boy friendships. The bad advice that has guided the selfish and culpable James Hird has not only punctuated this saga but symbolised it..."
I get gout as well. The doc says I don't know the meaning of the word pain until I get stones. Surely that can't be true.
Oh yes it can.
Trust me, you don't want to find out just how much.
I am off to pour myself a big glass of water.
"...If there has been one recurring theme through this whole shocking mess, it has been the misguided, inflated egos and their ill-judged determination to cling to long-standing old boy friendships. The bad advice that has guided the selfish and culpable James Hird has not only punctuated this saga but symbolised it..."
Peter Baulman (Australia) had a kidney stone removed from his right kidney in December 2003 at The Gold Coast Hospital, Southport, Queensland, Australia, weighing 356 g (12.5 oz) and measuring at its widest point, 11.86 cm (4.66 in). It holds the Guinness world record for largest and heaviest kidney stone removed from a human being.
Mind you, the last time I had a kidney stone attack, (renal colic to the educated), I was in casualty at Monash, and they wheeled in this dead guy and zapped him back to life at the foot of my bed.
DEAR God!!!!!!! I'm now on the 2litres a day regime..with a dram or two of Jamiesons/Tullamore dew between sips!!!!
A most interesting response folks! Never knew what pain was until the stones "rolled" in ..even worse having them "roll out"!!! I'll tell ya, peeing through a tea sieve and seeing the barstuds leaving is QUITE an experience and not for the faint of heart!
Thanks for your thoughts and for one or two laughs at this awful complaint but I reckon its time to put the thread to bed..What do the rest of you think?
Back to footy anyone?
Love to all as ever
Dave
thejiggingsaint wrote: DEAR God!!!!!!! I'm now on the 2litres a day regime..with a dram or two of Jamiesons/Tullamore dew between sips!!!!
A most interesting response folks! Never knew what pain was until the stones "rolled" in ..even worse having them "roll out"!!! I'll tell ya, peeing through a tea sieve and seeing the barstuds leaving is QUITE an experience and not for the faint of heart!
Thanks for your thoughts and for one or two laughs at this awful complaint but I reckon its time to put the thread to bed..What do the rest of you think?
Back to footy anyone?
Love to all as ever
Dave
No. I think this thread is rather relevant.
Sometimes following StKilda is like passing a stone.
"...If there has been one recurring theme through this whole shocking mess, it has been the misguided, inflated egos and their ill-judged determination to cling to long-standing old boy friendships. The bad advice that has guided the selfish and culpable James Hird has not only punctuated this saga but symbolised it..."
Gday folks haven't been around for a wee while due to the Jigster getting kidney stones...May I just say that I wouldn't wish 'em on me worst enemy! Off to the Docs today to get the results of me last ultrasound..hoping its gonna be: "the stones have rolled Davey boy!!"
( God help me)
) you poor bugger! Take it from me the Jigster has NOT put a "repeat order" in! As far as I know they've "passed through" (unless the pix tell us something else later today!)
