Kane Cornes reviews St.Kilda’s season

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Kane Cornes reviews St.Kilda’s season

Post: # 2077178Post Sainternist »

I thought he was pretty fair to us and gave us a generous grade and it had me thinking that maybe Kane doesn’t have it in for us after all. But then he couldn’t help finishing up by giving his premature ejaculate prediction for next year. What a kent! :evil:


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Kept contracting himself


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Re: Kane Cornes reviews St.Kilda’s season

Post: # 2077187Post whiskers3614 »

B.M wrote: Sun 08 Sep 2024 9:13pm Kept contracting himself
So how small did he make himself? :twisted:


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Re: Kane Cornes reviews St.Kilda’s season

Post: # 2077188Post magnifisaint »

He has small penis syndrome.


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Re: Kane Cornes reviews St.Kilda’s season

Post: # 2077192Post The_Dud »

B.M wrote: Sun 08 Sep 2024 9:13pm Kept contracting himself
How many minutes between each??


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Re: Kane Cornes reviews St.Kilda’s season

Post: # 2077194Post Nick DalSanto Claus »

Tear up some sheets and boil some water!!


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Re: Kane Cornes reviews St.Kilda’s season

Post: # 2077196Post Scollop »

B.M wrote: Sun 08 Sep 2024 9:13pm Kept contracting himself
People with an ounce of 'actual intelligence' would understand you meant contradicting...not contracting

I know personally that I've typed out a word at times and then somehow it changed after I typed the correct spelling...and turned into a different word :shock:

AI on our phones changes words automatically


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Post: # 2077203Post magnifisaint »

I'm dumbfounded. I thought school teachers could spell.


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Post: # 2077205Post WellardSaint »

B.M wrote: Sun 08 Sep 2024 9:13pm Kept contracting himself
if only Caroline Wilson would keep getting smaller


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Re: Kane Cornes reviews St.Kilda’s season

Post: # 2077206Post saynta »

magnifisaint wrote: Sun 08 Sep 2024 9:43pm He has small penis syndrome.
Big prick with a small dick. I love it. Hate effing Cornes. WTF calls their kid Kane/Caine.


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Re: Kane Cornes reviews St.Kilda’s season

Post: # 2077207Post SaintWiki »

Too slow and too defensive stated over and over again is as boring as bat s***, and the Max King stuff is stating the obvious etc etc and saying Saints will not be finals contenders next year is just guesswork. He had no ideas that are not being considered by the club already.

I don't dislike Cornes like some people do but his perceptions are no better than any of the other footy shock jocks.


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SaintWiki wrote: Mon 09 Sep 2024 11:11am Too slow and too defensive stated over and over again is as boring as bat s***, and the Max King stuff is stating the obvious etc etc and saying Saints will not be finals contenders next year is just guesswork. He had no ideas that are not being considered by the club already.

I don't dislike Cornes like some people do but his perceptions are no better than any of the other footy shock jocks.
I think he's a s*** jock not a shock jock.


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Re: Kane Cornes reviews St.Kilda’s season

Post: # 2077233Post bobmurray »

Kane gets paid heaps to rattle off his nonsense, some people on fan forums do it for free. :lol: :lol: :lol:


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Post: # 2077256Post Yorkeys »

See Players Association has called him out for going too far with second guessing Butters injury.
That's a group he wouldn't want as an enemy in his line of work.
Being so critical of your team's star mid without medical evidence to back it up suggest he pushes factual boundaries often but has gotten away with, he is hardly ever challenged by his peers who may be intimidated by him.
I think he is a smooth ruthless talking head running out of comparative advantage.


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Yorkeys wrote: Tue 10 Sep 2024 12:41am See Players Association has called him out for going too far with second guessing Butters injury.
That's a group he wouldn't want as an enemy in his line of work.
Being so critical of your team's star mid without medical evidence to back it up suggest he pushes factual boundaries often but has gotten away with, he is hardly ever challenged by his peers who may be intimidated by him.
I think he is a smooth ruthless talking head running out of comparative advantage.
Kane’s comments came after the doctors report? I didnt think he pushed any factual boundaries, he directly quoted the medical evidence.


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Re: Kane Cornes reviews St.Kilda’s season

Post: # 2077274Post Jacks Back »

Because of some outlandish statements, I recorded myself after the round 11 game when we had won 3 games as my wife keeps going on about the so called "experts" where she said Cornes said we wouldn't win any more games, David King said we'd win one more, the wife said 3 more and I thought we'd win 5 more (we ended up winning 8 more games). So much for the "experts". Cornes has no idea.


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“If we are going to be a contender, we may as well plan to win the bloody thing.”


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Post: # 2077278Post Yorkeys »

Brunswicksainter wrote: Tue 10 Sep 2024 12:48am
Yorkeys wrote: Tue 10 Sep 2024 12:41am See Players Association has called him out for going too far with second guessing Butters injury.
That's a group he wouldn't want as an enemy in his line of work.
Being so critical of your team's star mid without medical evidence to back it up suggest he pushes factual boundaries often but has gotten away with, he is hardly ever challenged by his peers who may be intimidated by him.
I think he is a smooth ruthless talking head running out of comparative advantage.
Kane’s comments came after the doctors report? I didnt think he pushed any factual boundaries, he directly quoted the medical evidence.
KC was/is being disingenuous. How is he qualified to give a medical opinion based on a summary medical report. Pain is natures way of letting you know ease up take remedial action? How does Cornsey boy judge the real time severity and debilitating impact of pain from a sanitised "medical report". He is obviously calling Butters soft and has been rightly called out for being disrespectful and stupid. He is too arrogant to apologise and goes into convoluted word parsing to try to justify himself. Lost some skin over this one. The underlying message that players should ignore pain is old school crap.
Also I am surprised the phrase soft as Butters hasn't been thrown up, I wouldn't, just too dad joke-ish.


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Post: # 2077280Post Brunswicksainter »

Yorkeys wrote: Tue 10 Sep 2024 11:32am
Brunswicksainter wrote: Tue 10 Sep 2024 12:48am
Yorkeys wrote: Tue 10 Sep 2024 12:41am See Players Association has called him out for going too far with second guessing Butters injury.
That's a group he wouldn't want as an enemy in his line of work.
Being so critical of your team's star mid without medical evidence to back it up suggest he pushes factual boundaries often but has gotten away with, he is hardly ever challenged by his peers who may be intimidated by him.
I think he is a smooth ruthless talking head running out of comparative advantage.
Kane’s comments came after the doctors report? I didnt think he pushed any factual boundaries, he directly quoted the medical evidence.
KC was/is being disingenuous. How is he qualified to give a medical opinion based on a summary medical report. Pain is natures way of letting you know ease up take remedial action? How does Cornsey boy judge the real time severity and debilitating impact of pain from a sanitised "medical report". He is obviously calling Butters soft and has been rightly called out for being disrespectful and stupid. He is too arrogant to apologise and goes into convoluted word parsing to try to justify himself. Lost some skin over this one. The underlying message that players should ignore pain is old school crap.
Also I am surprised the phrase soft as Butters hasn't been thrown up, I wouldn't, just too dad joke-ish.
Soft as butters haha I like it.


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whiskers3614 wrote: Sun 08 Sep 2024 9:39pm
B.M wrote: Sun 08 Sep 2024 9:13pm Kept contracting himself
So how small did he make himself? :twisted:
You evil grammar bastard, I love it.


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Post: # 2077339Post SAINT-LEE »

saynta wrote: Mon 09 Sep 2024 11:09am
magnifisaint wrote: Sun 08 Sep 2024 9:43pm He has small penis syndrome.
Big prick with a small dick. I love it. Hate effing Cornes. WTF calls their kid Kane/Caine.
I've been warned not to call Kayne Cünters any name similar to a swear. So yeah. He's a swell guy. Some journos/media crap on & fling a bit of mud just hoping it sticks for a story...but generally they're ok.

This shill is true muckraker.


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Re: Kane Cornes reviews St.Kilda’s season

Post: # 2078237Post Teflon »

Poor analysis
Lazy
“Ross floods” it’s just BS and not how we want to play last 8 weeks showed that
But it’s easy to trot out
No wonder Lyons often says he doesn’t listen to “fingernail deep analysis “ from the media and selects who he thinks is worth listen
I can see why


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