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Conflicted.
Hi fellow sainters.
A good mate of mine has two fully paid tickets to tomorrows grand final in a private box with all food and refreshments included.
Unfortunately , he didn't realise until much too late when he purchased the tickets that the grannie was on the same date as his wedding, so he can't go.
He has advised me to tell you that if you are interested and want to go instead of him, it is at 2pm tomorrow at St Paul's Catholic Church, Coburg and her name is Julie.
A good mate of mine has two fully paid tickets to tomorrows grand final in a private box with all food and refreshments included.
Unfortunately , he didn't realise until much too late when he purchased the tickets that the grannie was on the same date as his wedding, so he can't go.
He has advised me to tell you that if you are interested and want to go instead of him, it is at 2pm tomorrow at St Paul's Catholic Church, Coburg and her name is Julie.
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Re: Conflicted.
If Julie has got teeth and a heavy articulated truck licence I know someone that could be interested.saynta wrote: βFri 29 Sep 2023 7:47pm Hi fellow sainters.
A good mate of mine has two fully paid tickets to tomorrows grand final in a private box with all food and refreshments included.
Unfortunately , he didn't realise until much too late when he purchased the tickets that the grannie was on the same date as his wedding, so he can't go.
He has advised me to tell you that if you are interested and want to go instead of him, it is at 2pm tomorrow at St Paul's Catholic Church, Coburg and her name is Julie.
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Re: Conflicted.
Is his name Michael Barrett?Vortex wrote: βFri 29 Sep 2023 8:54pmIf Julie has got teeth and a heavy articulated truck licence I know someone that could be interested.saynta wrote: βFri 29 Sep 2023 7:47pm Hi fellow sainters.
A good mate of mine has two fully paid tickets to tomorrows grand final in a private box with all food and refreshments included.
Unfortunately , he didn't realise until much too late when he purchased the tickets that the grannie was on the same date as his wedding, so he can't go.
He has advised me to tell you that if you are interested and want to go instead of him, it is at 2pm tomorrow at St Paul's Catholic Church, Coburg and her name is Julie.
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Re: Conflicted.
As ex-president Peter Summers said:
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Re: Conflicted.
I was half way through that thinking who I could get tickets for... no one needs an extra wife
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Re: Conflicted.
Saved your best form for the last game of the season Saynta. A Norm Smith Medal-worthy post.
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Re: Conflicted.
Good morning Sayntasaynta wrote: βFri 29 Sep 2023 7:47pm Hi fellow sainters.
A good mate of mine has two fully paid tickets to tomorrows grand final in a private box with all food and refreshments included.
Unfortunately , he didn't realise until much too late when he purchased the tickets that the grannie was on the same date as his wedding, so he can't go.
He has advised me to tell you that if you are interested and want to go instead of him, it is at 2pm tomorrow at St Paul's Catholic Church, Coburg and her name is Julie.
Are you a child of the 70's???? Coz that joke is .....
It was good to hear the old ones - but I have one for you - "183".
A man spending his first night in prison hears other inmates calling out numbers, followed by laughter.
The next day he starts talking to one of the inmates and asks about it.
The inmate explains that after a few years there was no new jokes so they decided to just number all the good ones, that way they could save time in telling the joke.
That night the inmates are calling out numbers again followed by great bouts of laughter. Wanting to fit in the man calls out '22'. Everything goes quiet and the man doesn't understand why.
The next day he asks his new friend what went wrong, "was 22 not a funny joke?"
"22 is one of the best jokes" came the reply.
"Why did no one laugh then?" Said the man
"It was the way you told it."
The next night he tries again. This time he says: 183!
After a few moments of silence all inmates burst into laughter.
The next morning one of the inmates comes up to him and says: "Man, that was a good joke! Where did you come up with that one? First time we heard it."
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Re: Conflicted.
Nah mate, but that joke is very funny no matter the decade,Sainter_Dad wrote: βSat 30 Sep 2023 8:15amGood morning Sayntasaynta wrote: βFri 29 Sep 2023 7:47pm Hi fellow sainters.
A good mate of mine has two fully paid tickets to tomorrows grand final in a private box with all food and refreshments included.
Unfortunately , he didn't realise until much too late when he purchased the tickets that the grannie was on the same date as his wedding, so he can't go.
He has advised me to tell you that if you are interested and want to go instead of him, it is at 2pm tomorrow at St Paul's Catholic Church, Coburg and her name is Julie.
Are you a child of the 70's???? Coz that joke is .....
It was good to hear the old ones - but I have one for you - "183".
A man spending his first night in prison hears other inmates calling out numbers, followed by laughter.
The next day he starts talking to one of the inmates and asks about it.
The inmate explains that after a few years there was no new jokes so they decided to just number all the good ones, that way they could save time in telling the joke.
That night the inmates are calling out numbers again followed by great bouts of laughter. Wanting to fit in the man calls out '22'. Everything goes quiet and the man doesn't understand why.
The next day he asks his new friend what went wrong, "was 22 not a funny joke?"
"22 is one of the best jokes" came the reply.
"Why did no one laugh then?" Said the man
"It was the way you told it."
The next night he tries again. This time he says: 183!
After a few moments of silence all inmates burst into laughter.
The next morning one of the inmates comes up to him and says: "Man, that was a good joke! Where did you come up with that one? First time we heard it."
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Re: Conflicted.
I agree - and I was a child of the 70'ssaynta wrote: βSat 30 Sep 2023 11:48amNah mate, but that joke is very funny no matter the decade,Sainter_Dad wrote: βSat 30 Sep 2023 8:15amGood morning Sayntasaynta wrote: βFri 29 Sep 2023 7:47pm Hi fellow sainters.
A good mate of mine has two fully paid tickets to tomorrows grand final in a private box with all food and refreshments included.
Unfortunately , he didn't realise until much too late when he purchased the tickets that the grannie was on the same date as his wedding, so he can't go.
He has advised me to tell you that if you are interested and want to go instead of him, it is at 2pm tomorrow at St Paul's Catholic Church, Coburg and her name is Julie.
Are you a child of the 70's???? Coz that joke is .....
It was good to hear the old ones - but I have one for you - "183".
A man spending his first night in prison hears other inmates calling out numbers, followed by laughter.
The next day he starts talking to one of the inmates and asks about it.
The inmate explains that after a few years there was no new jokes so they decided to just number all the good ones, that way they could save time in telling the joke.
That night the inmates are calling out numbers again followed by great bouts of laughter. Wanting to fit in the man calls out '22'. Everything goes quiet and the man doesn't understand why.
The next day he asks his new friend what went wrong, "was 22 not a funny joke?"
"22 is one of the best jokes" came the reply.
"Why did no one laugh then?" Said the man
"It was the way you told it."
The next night he tries again. This time he says: 183!
After a few moments of silence all inmates burst into laughter.
The next morning one of the inmates comes up to him and says: "Man, that was a good joke! Where did you come up with that one? First time we heard it."
βYouth ages, immaturity is outgrown, ignorance can be educated, and drunkenness sobered, but stupid lasts forever.β
β Aristophanes
If you have a Bee in your Bonnet - I can assist you with that - but it WILL involve some smacking upside the head!
β Aristophanes
If you have a Bee in your Bonnet - I can assist you with that - but it WILL involve some smacking upside the head!
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Re: Conflicted.
"Child" of the '70's? That's some compliment for an old bugger, Saynta!
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Joke of the week.
My boss was honest with me today. He pulled up to work with his sweet new car and I complimented him on it. He replied, βWell, if you work hard, set goals, stay determined and put in long hours, I can get an even better one next year.β
My boss was honest with me today. He pulled up to work with his sweet new car and I complimented him on it. He replied, βWell, if you work hard, set goals, stay determined and put in long hours, I can get an even better one next year.β
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Re: Conflicted.
I think just the team got the invite.The Fireman wrote: βSat 30 Sep 2023 5:13pm is it true the collingwood fans weren't welcomed to country ?
Buggered if I know what happens if one of the competing sides isn't welcomed, but.
I can see how fans could be shown the door, but having just one team would make it awkward when a behind is scored.
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yep just the feralsYorkeys wrote: βMon 02 Oct 2023 11:52amI think just the team got the invite.The Fireman wrote: βSat 30 Sep 2023 5:13pm is it true the collingwood fans weren't welcomed to country ?
Buggered if I know what happens if one of the competing sides isn't welcomed, but.
I can see how fans could be shown the door, but having just one team would make it awkward when a behind is scored.
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1870βs?Trev from the Bush wrote: βSat 30 Sep 2023 3:39pm "Child" of the '70's? That's some compliment for an old bugger, Saynta!
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