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Conflicted.

Post: # 2033047Post saynta »

Hi fellow sainters.

A good mate of mine has two fully paid tickets to tomorrows grand final in a private box with all food and refreshments included.

Unfortunately , he didn't realise until much too late when he purchased the tickets that the grannie was on the same date as his wedding, so he can't go.

He has advised me to tell you that if you are interested and want to go instead of him, it is at 2pm tomorrow at St Paul's Catholic Church, Coburg and her name is Julie.


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Post: # 2033048Post loris »

πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘ :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


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Post: # 2033054Post saynta »

loris wrote: ↑Fri 29 Sep 2023 7:53pm πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘ :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Conflicted.

Post: # 2033055Post Vortex »

saynta wrote: ↑Fri 29 Sep 2023 7:47pm Hi fellow sainters.

A good mate of mine has two fully paid tickets to tomorrows grand final in a private box with all food and refreshments included.

Unfortunately , he didn't realise until much too late when he purchased the tickets that the grannie was on the same date as his wedding, so he can't go.

He has advised me to tell you that if you are interested and want to go instead of him, it is at 2pm tomorrow at St Paul's Catholic Church, Coburg and her name is Julie.
If Julie has got teeth and a heavy articulated truck licence I know someone that could be interested.


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Re: Conflicted.

Post: # 2033056Post D.B.Cooper »

Vortex wrote: ↑Fri 29 Sep 2023 8:54pm
saynta wrote: ↑Fri 29 Sep 2023 7:47pm Hi fellow sainters.

A good mate of mine has two fully paid tickets to tomorrows grand final in a private box with all food and refreshments included.

Unfortunately , he didn't realise until much too late when he purchased the tickets that the grannie was on the same date as his wedding, so he can't go.

He has advised me to tell you that if you are interested and want to go instead of him, it is at 2pm tomorrow at St Paul's Catholic Church, Coburg and her name is Julie.
If Julie has got teeth and a heavy articulated truck licence I know someone that could be interested.
Is his name Michael Barrett?

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Post: # 2033063Post Jacks Back »

:lol: :lol: :lol:


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Post: # 2033065Post Banger9798 »

I was half way through that thinking who I could get tickets for... no one needs an extra wife


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Post: # 2033069Post skeptic »

Gave me a chuckle


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Post: # 2033070Post Trev from the Bush »

Saved your best form for the last game of the season Saynta. A Norm Smith Medal-worthy post.


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Post: # 2033074Post Sainter_Dad »

saynta wrote: ↑Fri 29 Sep 2023 7:47pm Hi fellow sainters.

A good mate of mine has two fully paid tickets to tomorrows grand final in a private box with all food and refreshments included.

Unfortunately , he didn't realise until much too late when he purchased the tickets that the grannie was on the same date as his wedding, so he can't go.

He has advised me to tell you that if you are interested and want to go instead of him, it is at 2pm tomorrow at St Paul's Catholic Church, Coburg and her name is Julie.
Good morning Saynta

Are you a child of the 70's???? Coz that joke is .....

It was good to hear the old ones - but I have one for you - "183".

A man spending his first night in prison hears other inmates calling out numbers, followed by laughter.

The next day he starts talking to one of the inmates and asks about it.

The inmate explains that after a few years there was no new jokes so they decided to just number all the good ones, that way they could save time in telling the joke.

That night the inmates are calling out numbers again followed by great bouts of laughter. Wanting to fit in the man calls out '22'. Everything goes quiet and the man doesn't understand why.

The next day he asks his new friend what went wrong, "was 22 not a funny joke?"

"22 is one of the best jokes" came the reply.

"Why did no one laugh then?" Said the man

"It was the way you told it."

The next night he tries again. This time he says: 183!

After a few moments of silence all inmates burst into laughter.

The next morning one of the inmates comes up to him and says: "Man, that was a good joke! Where did you come up with that one? First time we heard it."


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Post: # 2033079Post saynta »

Sainter_Dad wrote: ↑Sat 30 Sep 2023 8:15am
saynta wrote: ↑Fri 29 Sep 2023 7:47pm Hi fellow sainters.

A good mate of mine has two fully paid tickets to tomorrows grand final in a private box with all food and refreshments included.

Unfortunately , he didn't realise until much too late when he purchased the tickets that the grannie was on the same date as his wedding, so he can't go.

He has advised me to tell you that if you are interested and want to go instead of him, it is at 2pm tomorrow at St Paul's Catholic Church, Coburg and her name is Julie.
Good morning Saynta

Are you a child of the 70's???? Coz that joke is .....

It was good to hear the old ones - but I have one for you - "183".

A man spending his first night in prison hears other inmates calling out numbers, followed by laughter.

The next day he starts talking to one of the inmates and asks about it.

The inmate explains that after a few years there was no new jokes so they decided to just number all the good ones, that way they could save time in telling the joke.

That night the inmates are calling out numbers again followed by great bouts of laughter. Wanting to fit in the man calls out '22'. Everything goes quiet and the man doesn't understand why.

The next day he asks his new friend what went wrong, "was 22 not a funny joke?"



"22 is one of the best jokes" came the reply.

"Why did no one laugh then?" Said the man

"It was the way you told it."

The next night he tries again. This time he says: 183!

After a few moments of silence all inmates burst into laughter.

The next morning one of the inmates comes up to him and says: "Man, that was a good joke! Where did you come up with that one? First time we heard it."
Nah mate, but that joke is very funny no matter the decade,


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Post: # 2033092Post Sainter_Dad »

saynta wrote: ↑Sat 30 Sep 2023 11:48am
Sainter_Dad wrote: ↑Sat 30 Sep 2023 8:15am
saynta wrote: ↑Fri 29 Sep 2023 7:47pm Hi fellow sainters.

A good mate of mine has two fully paid tickets to tomorrows grand final in a private box with all food and refreshments included.

Unfortunately , he didn't realise until much too late when he purchased the tickets that the grannie was on the same date as his wedding, so he can't go.

He has advised me to tell you that if you are interested and want to go instead of him, it is at 2pm tomorrow at St Paul's Catholic Church, Coburg and her name is Julie.
Good morning Saynta

Are you a child of the 70's???? Coz that joke is .....

It was good to hear the old ones - but I have one for you - "183".

A man spending his first night in prison hears other inmates calling out numbers, followed by laughter.

The next day he starts talking to one of the inmates and asks about it.

The inmate explains that after a few years there was no new jokes so they decided to just number all the good ones, that way they could save time in telling the joke.

That night the inmates are calling out numbers again followed by great bouts of laughter. Wanting to fit in the man calls out '22'. Everything goes quiet and the man doesn't understand why.

The next day he asks his new friend what went wrong, "was 22 not a funny joke?"



"22 is one of the best jokes" came the reply.

"Why did no one laugh then?" Said the man

"It was the way you told it."

The next night he tries again. This time he says: 183!

After a few moments of silence all inmates burst into laughter.

The next morning one of the inmates comes up to him and says: "Man, that was a good joke! Where did you come up with that one? First time we heard it."
Nah mate, but that joke is very funny no matter the decade,
I agree - and I was a child of the 70's


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Post: # 2033093Post Trev from the Bush »

"Child" of the '70's? That's some compliment for an old bugger, Saynta!


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Post: # 2033095Post The Fireman »

is it true the collingwood fans weren't welcomed to country ?


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Post: # 2033220Post saynta »

Joke of the week.


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The Fireman wrote: ↑Sat 30 Sep 2023 5:13pm is it true the collingwood fans weren't welcomed to country ?
I think just the team got the invite.
Buggered if I know what happens if one of the competing sides isn't welcomed, but.
I can see how fans could be shown the door, but having just one team would make it awkward when a behind is scored.


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Post: # 2033227Post The Fireman »

Yorkeys wrote: ↑Mon 02 Oct 2023 11:52am
The Fireman wrote: ↑Sat 30 Sep 2023 5:13pm is it true the collingwood fans weren't welcomed to country ?
I think just the team got the invite.
Buggered if I know what happens if one of the competing sides isn't welcomed, but.
I can see how fans could be shown the door, but having just one team would make it awkward when a behind is scored.
yep just the ferals


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Post: # 2033242Post D.B.Cooper »

Trev from the Bush wrote: ↑Sat 30 Sep 2023 3:39pm "Child" of the '70's? That's some compliment for an old bugger, Saynta!
1870’s?


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