Hanna's Gastro

[Jacks Back]

Dan the man apparently has gastro and cannot play this week because of it.

I can't find any mention of it on here.

This guy is kind of reminding me of Epstein from Welcome Back Kotter.

Dear Mr Ratten,
Daniel cannot attend training or play football this weekend as he has a sore tummy.
Signed, Hanna's Mum

[Ghost Like]

Is it gastro or gastro awareness?

[HardSaint]

party enemas apparently

[The_Dud]

Well I suppose they have to think of something, probably getting hard to sell the “four week planned rest” after only two AFL games.

I look forward to what pops up next week!

[bigred]

When you learn to let these things go it is much better.

I mean, $800k is not really that much money is it?

[WellardSaint]

There's lots of 'reasons' that he can use until Rd 23

[whiskers3614]

Might've eaten one of those "contaminated" steaks Josh Thomas and Keefe had a few years ago!

[saintsRrising]

Dan the man apparently has gastro and cannot play this week because of it.

Sounds like it was more than a storm in his teacup.

[HardSaint]

When you learn to let these things go it is much better.

I mean, $800k is not really that much money is it?

depends on what youre spending it on

or paying back

[barks4eva]

Lethlean being so stupid as to recruit an injury riddled 29 yo Hannebery, paying him $800,000 a year for four years and giving away a second round draft pick to compound the idiocy, certainly gave me the s***s.

[Jacks Back]

When you learn to let these things go it is much better.

I mean, $800k is not really that much money is it?

depends on what youre spending it on

or paying back

Is that Leathlan looking at us in your avatar? Scary

[fugazi]

By round 23 he'll be out with PMS

[Laurie]

It certainly gives me the s###S reading this i do hope there is a get out clause in his contract so we can delist him.
One of the worst decisions made to recruit Hannas thanks to Mr Lethlean and co.

But hey this is St.Kilda

[santazzi]

If it is true that Hannebery's contract is $800,000 a year for 4 years; how could the AFL give its blessing to such a deal to a club like STK with a huge financial challenge?

[Linton Lodger]

There's actually a really nasty gastro bug going around.

[Special]

There's actually a really nasty gastro bug going around.

Can you get gastro in your hammies??!

[Wayne42]

Damn Hannebery just can't get the "runs" on the board.

Not bad getting 800K to s*** in the stands.

[tedtheodorelogan2018]

The bloke is obviously crook and can't train or play. What do you want him and medicos to do? Play him sick with gastro at Sandy. Yeah right! Talk about f****** stupidity.


Heaven help any of his critics that gets crook with the dreaded gastro. Don't you dare take a few days off work. I'm sure your colleagues and bosses would love that you still turned up to work and not only clogged up the shitters for everyone but you also made them violenty sick and put their families at risk!

[older saint]

Reality is he may well have gastro however after the amount of BS we as fans have been fed re this guy, his recruitment, the medicos suddenly discovering post trade he was worse, then weeks of a few weeks , set back , getting close , minor set back, ...
who can blame people for being sceptical or pissed off ?

[tedtheodorelogan2018]

Yeah and Neil Armstrong never landed on the moon!

[The Fireman]

his Gastro is being managed....he may not have the runs on the board but he does have the runs.

PS There is a poster on here that gives me the runs. I may need a Gastro manager,

[WellardSaint]

When I didn't want to go to work, I would tell the doc I had gastro. They don't check me over apart from pulse and maybe blood pressure, they write me a certificate and say 'next patient!'

[tedtheodorelogan2018]

Good one Welly!

I just hope Hanna's gastro hasn't spread to anyone or else it will be China in Adelaide all over again.

[The_Dud]

The bloke is obviously crook and can't train or play. What do you want him and medicos to do? Play him sick with gastro at Sandy. Yeah right! Talk about f****** stupidity.


Heaven help any of his critics that gets crook with the dreaded gastro. Don't you dare take a few days off work. I'm sure your colleagues and bosses would love that you still turned up to work and not only clogged up the shitters for everyone but you also made them violenty sick and put their families at risk!

Ted, if you can’t see that there’s been something fishy going on with and around DH ever since he got to the club, you’ve got your head in the sand.

After 2 senior games the club told us he was having a preplanned rest. That was 4 weeks ago, surely you’re not buying it?!

[tedtheodorelogan2018]

Buying what?

So the head physio Wallace is flat out lying to everyone in his weekly video and it's being covered up by the entire club. E.g. Lethlean, Ratts, med staff, 40 odd players


It wouldn't be a day without a good conspiracy on this forum though I guess!

Don't tell anyone...but maybe Andrew Wallis and Hannas are reptilian shape shifters.