Alistair Clarkson

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Re: Alistair Clarkson

Post: # 1805576Post barks4eva »

minneapolis wrote: Fri 12 Jul 2019 8:11am
barks4eva wrote: Fri 12 Jul 2019 1:54am
B.M wrote: Wed 10 Jul 2019 1:59pm I am serious when I say

There is more chance of me coaching StK in 2020
There's more chance of you coaching St.kilda in 2020 than America ever landing a man on the moon..... Alistair Clarkson however is a distinct possibility.
barks,

why on earth do you think that it is the even slightest possibility let alone a distinct one? You can be as vague as you like.....
The Ashtar Galactic Command and the Arcturian Council's of Light have provided me with unique insight into this situation through the nine great crystals of Atlantis from the fifth, sixth and seventh dimensions.
This was also confirmed through the reading of my tea leaves.

Robert Harvey is also a distinct possibility and has the light blessings of the Ashtar Galactic Command and the Arcturian Council's of Light.

It is possible I have messed up the translation of this message... and with the Nazi's unleashing 5G to irradiate people's brains, who could blame me!

The message might be Robert Harvey is our Alistair Clarkson.


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Re: Alistair Clarkson

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I think me and Ted should coach the Saints.

Votes, please.


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Re: Alistair Clarkson

Post: # 1805585Post asiu »

i thought the good guys were
The Confederation of Planets in the Service of the One Infinite Creator

but regardless

can you ask your crazies
whose technology materialised the pryamids ‘n associated stone melding creations across the planet

(just in case Ted can’t tell me)

ta in advance


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Re: Alistair Clarkson

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asiu wrote: Fri 12 Jul 2019 1:33pm i thought the good guys were
The Confederation of Planets in the Service of the One Infinite Creator

but regardless

can you ask your crazies
whose technology materialised the pryamids ‘n associated stone melding creations across the planet

(just in case Ted can’t tell me)

ta in advance
Anunnaki


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Re: Alistair Clarkson

Post: # 1805592Post The Craw »

We all know that the answer to the meaning of life is 42 ....

So maybe the answer to St kilda's premiership quest is 35.


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Re: Alistair Clarkson

Post: # 1805594Post Scollop »

SaintPav wrote: Fri 12 Jul 2019 12:49pm I think me and Ted should coach the Saints.

Votes, please.
You'd be ok, but Teddie would bore the crap out of the players like Richo does. Wishy washy, too bland and can be uber negative :mrgreen:


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Re: Alistair Clarkson

Post: # 1805600Post DJ Higgins »

Can we go after bomber Thompson? Seriously he would be an amazing get plus he may want to do something good again or the very least charity work/ community service


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DJ Higgins wrote: Fri 12 Jul 2019 4:20pm Can we go after bomber Thompson? Seriously he would be an amazing get plus he may want to do something good again or the very least charity work/ community service
There are 250 community service hours that he will be doing that we wouldn’t have to pay for. Very attractive when we are carrying a $12m debt.


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Re: Alistair Clarkson

Post: # 1805603Post asiu »

oh yea ... of course

what have the Sumerians done for us lately

besides plans for an Ark
standing armies
‘n laws for the self appointed Regency






lets hope Teddles also has some enlightening answers

thanx.


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Re: Alistair Clarkson

Post: # 1805611Post Joffa Burns »

SaintPav wrote: Fri 12 Jul 2019 12:49pm I think me and Ted should coach the Saints.

Votes, please.
Nup, I'm going with Saintsationals own The Dud as coach (though he'll say we already have him coaching) with Ted as his minister for propaganda. Let's see old parkeytedaway put a positive spin on everything the The dud does as coach.

If not the dud, perhaps Toby from Newport could step into the role.
He'd certainly lighten up a few radio interviews.


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Re: Alistair Clarkson

Post: # 1805623Post satchmo »

Joffa Burns wrote: Fri 12 Jul 2019 6:12pm
SaintPav wrote: Fri 12 Jul 2019 12:49pm I think me and Ted should coach the Saints.

Votes, please.
Nup, I'm going with Saintsationals own The Dud as coach (though he'll say we already have him coaching) with Ted as his minister for propaganda. Let's see old parkeytedaway put a positive spin on everything the The dud does as coach.

If not the dud, perhaps Toby from Newport could step into the role.
He'd certainly lighten up a few radio interviews.
That idea stinks!


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Re: Alistair Clarkson

Post: # 1805641Post Yorkeys »

The division of duties between St P and Ted would be an issue, just like how to settle differences of opinions would. I think even St P's powers of persuasion would find it tough going, Ted doesn't seem to take contrary opinions on board. One of the first things they would need to agree on is if Teddy can keep his part time publicist role - and stop seeing Alan behind St P's back.


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Yorkeys wrote: Fri 12 Jul 2019 8:29pm The division of duties between St P and Ted would be an issue, just like how to settle differences of opinions would. I think even St P's powers of persuasion would find it tough going, Ted doesn't seem to take contrary opinions on board. One of the first things they would need to agree on is if Teddy can keep his part time publicist role - and stop seeing Alan behind St P's back.
Sheer genius! :lol:


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Re: Alistair Clarkson

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asiu wrote: Fri 12 Jul 2019 5:17pm oh yea ... of course

what have the Sumerians done for us lately

besides plans for an Ark
standing armies
‘n laws for the self appointed Regency






lets hope Teddles also has some enlightening answers

thanx.
We can thank the Babylonians for having a king called Nebuchadnezzar, which is the name of a massive bottle of champagne


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Re: Alistair Clarkson

Post: # 1805690Post minneapolis »

barks4eva wrote: Fri 12 Jul 2019 12:32pm
minneapolis wrote: Fri 12 Jul 2019 8:11am
barks4eva wrote: Fri 12 Jul 2019 1:54am
B.M wrote: Wed 10 Jul 2019 1:59pm I am serious when I say

There is more chance of me coaching StK in 2020
There's more chance of you coaching St.kilda in 2020 than America ever landing a man on the moon..... Alistair Clarkson however is a distinct possibility.
barks,

why on earth do you think that it is the even slightest possibility let alone a distinct one? You can be as vague as you like.....
The Ashtar Galactic Command and the Arcturian Council's of Light have provided me with unique insight into this situation through the nine great crystals of Atlantis from the fifth, sixth and seventh dimensions.
This was also confirmed through the reading of my tea leaves.

Robert Harvey is also a distinct possibility and has the light blessings of the Ashtar Galactic Command and the Arcturian Council's of Light.

It is possible I have messed up the translation of this message... and with the Nazi's unleashing 5G to irradiate people's brains, who could blame me!

The message might be Robert Harvey is our Alistair Clarkson.
Thanks Barks,

at least now that's clear.


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Re: Alistair Clarkson

Post: # 1805693Post asiu »

Nebuchadnezzar
... was he the Hanging Gardens
or the Babel Tower dude ?




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