Saints homeward bound!!

[ausfatcat]

spaceman what are you talking about, do it and all this money magickly appears it's easy , that's the plan why aren't we doing it?

[saynta]

Lovely place St Kilda, just lovely. Best place to be at night in the worlds most livable city. Not.

https://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/law-o ... cb0d81a066

[tedtheodorelogan2018]

Lovely place St Kilda, just lovely. Best place to be at night in the worlds most livable city. Not.

https://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/law-o ... cb0d81a066

You're wrong Saynta. Just ask big ears the crook that runs Victoria...he will pretend there is no issue! No crime or gangs or a city busting at its seams every day!

[Trev from the Bush]

He said "Not", Ted. Please read and comprehend before pulling the trigger!

[tedtheodorelogan2018]

He said "Not", Ted. Please read and comprehend before pulling the trigger!

I agree with him.
I was having a dig at the bloke that runs Victoria and is a crook!

[Dr Spaceman]

[asiu]

[Dave McNamara]

Loving your memes Doc. They've been really missed. (And I never knew that the fireperson is actually Fred Negro. )

However...

The irrelevant Poodles made a record profit of $18 MILLION So well done to them. (Has Godwin Grech struck again?)

Add that to the DrugCheats and CarltonCrew looking at wiping their respective $10 million debts.

Meanwhile, back at the ranch... viewtopic.php?f=1&t=96673#p1768734


I reckon that there might be a meme in that(?)




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(If we had our own ground and identity I would feel completely different about this...)

the JO is the GO

+3

Time to bring back smaller, cheaper to run, better for the fans stadiums. You only have to look as far as Geelong to see it happen. Even Carlton has something that's usable. I don't think public transport options around Moorabbin are good enough, but grounds like Junction Oval could be built to house sub 20k games.
(Dave's edit: JO has shown it can hold crowds over 20K.)

"... clearly the AP is the GO! the "Alpaca Paddock", next to the present site of the St Kilda Bowling Club near the St Kilda railway station..."

Saints moving forward to the Junction Oval certainly has an air of inevitability about it!

... why you do prefer a development at moorabbin over our name sake suburb?

I would prefer St Kilda...

[Dr Spaceman]

[The Fireman]

Flak jackets in Saints colours would be a big boost to the clubs coffers. Bring on the JO , you know it's a Go.

[Dr Spaceman]

[The Fireman]

woah..tough crowd...c'mon Dave wave that magic wand again...if you can pull this off Dave it will save the club. sim sella bim.



PS please spaceman...I don't look that old.

oh.. and the JO is the GO

[Dave McNamara]

Still loving the memes Doc. (Still wondering though, how did you know that our beloved fireyperson is actually Fred Negro? )

One little correction. The 'street scene' above. That's not me. I did the choreography.

Ok, I confess. I held Lazar's gold chains for him, whilst he oversaw the choreography. (He also let me drive the Caddy. You know, with the boot that can 'accommodate' four bodies. )




Back to memes in general. I'd love to see one giving your take on our beloved club's finances. Maybe you could work in the Titanic or the Hindenburg or Operation Ajax... or the choach's win/loss record?




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(If we had our own ground and identity I would feel completely different about this...)

the JO is the GO

+3

Time to bring back smaller, cheaper to run, better for the fans stadiums. You only have to look as far as Geelong to see it happen. Even Carlton has something that's usable. I don't think public transport options around Moorabbin are good enough, but grounds like Junction Oval could be built to house sub 20k games.
(Dave's edit: JO has shown it can hold crowds over 20K.)

"... clearly the AP is the GO! the "Alpaca Paddock", next to the present site of the St Kilda Bowling Club near the St Kilda railway station..."

Saints moving forward to the Junction Oval certainly has an air of inevitability about it!

... why you do prefer a development at moorabbin over our name sake suburb?

I would prefer St Kilda...

Operation Ajax (aka the choach's win/loss record).

[Dr Spaceman]

Once upon a time, there was a boy named Dave. His dream was to watch his beloved Saints play football at an oval in the suburb named St Kilda. Young Dave was struggling to come up with the $500,000,000 required to get his stadium built, so he consulted his financial advisors. One of those was Sarah, a little girl with a vivid imagination and a good dose of daddy issues. She spent most of her time daydreaming about ways of spending other people's money.

Sarah said she would help Dave get his stadium built as long as he agreed to house asylum seekers in the corporate boxes, plant trees on the playing surface and sell only mung beans, kale and quinoa at the food outlets. No male gendered persons were to be allowed into the facility other than those seeking asylum and the players themselves (though she was still not totally committed re the latter group)

Dave now sees some hope and will discuss their plans with Ricky and Adam when they next play in the local sandpit. The exact location of this sandpit is unknown but will be nowhere near that pesky Tarneit (pronounced as "Where Is Tarneit" by Dave) where their little bones could get a little broken up.

Having said that, the State Government, with the support of Sarah and her little buddies, is actively re-marketing St Kilda as "Tarneit By The Sea" and therefore the new stadium, if ever built, will benefit from these changes. Cultural games such as "hide the machete in someone else's body" and "you had a phone now I have a phone" could form part of the pre game entertainment.

In gratitude for her support Dave bestowed some more hyphens on little Sarah, who will now be known as Sarah Hanson-Young-McNamara-Aliir-Aliir.

[Trev from the Bush]

Spacey, your talent for a good fairy tale knows no bounds

[Dr Spaceman]

Dave McNamara: "Dear Santa, I love hanging out in funky, groovy St Kilda with that old Fire bloke and that Sunny chap, along with my backpacking buddies, those magnificent hipsters and my new machete enhanced Tarneitian friends. But being in St Kilda, I am unable to watch the Saints play. Perhaps you could bring me something that would solve that situation (wink wink) Regards Dave"

Santa: "Always happy to oblige Dave. Enjoy"

[The Fireman]

how come Daves driving ??????

[Dr Spaceman]

how come Daves driving ??????

Cos it's his present Hose Boy

[The Fireman]

how come Daves driving ??????

Cos it's his present Hose Boy

wheres mine ?

[Dr Spaceman]

how come Daves driving ??????

Cos it's his present Hose Boy

wheres mine ?

Where's your letter to Santa?

[The Fireman]

how come Daves driving ??????

Cos it's his present Hose Boy

wheres mine ?

Where's your letter to Santa?

in the mail

[Dr Spaceman]

how come Daves driving ??????

Cos it's his present Hose Boy

wheres mine ?

Where's your letter to Santa?

in the mail

Don't think he's gonna get it unfortunately

[The Fireman]

serves him right...the mail was for the JO not the disco at Luna Park

[Dr Spaceman]

It's now the year 2019, and the prospect of the Saints ever returning to the JO remains exactly the same as in the years 2018, 2017, 2016, 2015, 2014.....

[Trev from the Bush]

You've started the new year in peak form Spacey!