Saints homeward bound!!

[asiu]

needs a head on a spike

[The Fireman]

the helmet..that has given me an idea ...nah

Looking forward to playing in this band on opening day...SpaceMan keep clear of the mosh pit...I will land right on top of you..chances are you will have every bone in your body decimated

PS How come Dave gets to play the Tele ?

[The Real Numpty]

Back to the Jerusalem Oval!!! Make the Jerusalem Oval great again!

Build a magnificent wall all around it to keep Mexicans and muslims and socialism out. Nothing says 'great' like a great magnificent wall. Believe me folks! Nothing does! Then build some magnificent towers. Many magnificent and great towers. Nothing says 'great' like great magnificent towers. Nothing does!

And I will move an embassy there. Yes a magnificent great embassy. And my very great friend Crown Punce Mohammad BS. BS will move an embassy there too. And an artistic live sheep abattoir too. How great and magnificent and artistic will that be??? Believe me. And your new President, my very great friend Peter Dutton. He will move an embassy there too! Can you believe that folks!?!

All this folks. It will all be great! And magnificent and entrepreneurial! And patriotic. Truly patriotic! And there will be winning! So much winning! #making thejerusalemovalgreatagain

[HitTheBoundary]

Look away now Dave....

[Dr Spaceman]

Day 1,563 of Dave's campaign to get the Saints back to the JO and progress continues at snails pace...




Perhaps if he actually had a realistic plan

[tedtheodorelogan2018]

Good luck.

[The Fireman]

Day 1,563 of Dave's campaign to get the Saints back to the JO and progress continues at snails pace...




Perhaps if he actually had a realistic plan

if there is a grass fire...it's covered

[The Fireman]

Good luck.

thanks..for all our sakes.

[shanegrambeau]

Although I loved Moorabbin, I wonder if my love is a healthy love. For a start, it is the only place I have ever punched someone. It was the cradle of heart-crushing disappointment from the age of about 9 to 19, from whence I began to embrace a kind of gallows humor as a Saint.
The idea of the Jumction Oval excites me a little, but that is also unhealthy quest. I think our heart will- or should I say, my wounded heart, will be at Moorabbin. Too much personal history for me. But....still, I could get with the JO and I hate that Collingwood gets the MCG then pushed cricket out to the JO at our expense.

The only reasonable md rational way to think of it however, is that we can’t move and only Australia itself moving can help us. I checked the Teutonic plates and in 161,000 years, Moorabbin will have a GPS similar to the current JO, except we will drift east to Mount Waverly.

This is how realistic I feel tonight-Sunday night, when the most rational of moods overcomes me.

[Dr Spaceman]

Still waiting for Dave's plan. The one that details how this move can take place. How a financially strapped club can simply now afford to build a $500,000,000 venue, without government assistance and without AFL assistance, on land we don't have and without any guarantees that games would be scheduled there.

Perhaps there is no plan.

Or perhaps the plan is to simply close your eyes and dream and to ask nicely.

[asiu]

my plan is to ask nicely

dear doctor
could u please put santa on a spike

[asiu]

and i'll be happy
and never mention the injustice of it all , again.

[asiu]

santa / saynta .... its close enough

[desertsaint]

haha.

[asiu]

please

[Dr Spaceman]

my plan is to ask nicely

dear doctor
could u please put santa on a spike

'Tis an odd request

[asiu]

touche and thank you Doctor

i shall never mention the INJUSTICE of it all , again.

[asiu]

i will how ever be sending Krabbe
to have a quiet word in your ear

[HitTheBoundary]

i will how ever be sending Krabbe
to have a quiet word in your ear

God help him.

[chico2001]

Still waiting for Dave's plan. The one that details how this move can take place. How a financially strapped club can simply now afford to build a $500,000,000 venue, without government assistance and without AFL assistance, on land we don't have and without any guarantees that games would be scheduled there.

Perhaps there is no plan.

Or perhaps the plan is to simply close your eyes and dream and to ask nicely.

Are you thinking that the $12million owed by the beloved will blow out to gigantic proportions spaceman?

[saynta]

Great place St Kilda.

Take a walk on the beach, maybe get a little sun.Get mugged, robbed and bashed.

[The Fireman]

Great place St Kilda.

Take a walk on the beach, maybe get a little sun.Get mugged, robbed and bashed.

gotta take the good with the bad.

[The Fireman]

Still waiting for Dave's plan. The one that details how this move can take place. How a financially strapped club can simply now afford to build a $500,000,000 venue, without government assistance and without AFL assistance, on land we don't have and without any guarantees that games would be scheduled there.

Perhaps there is no plan.

Or perhaps the plan is to simply close your eyes and dream and to ask nicely.

very Terry Gilliam

[Dr Spaceman]

THE HUNT FOR DAVE'S JO PLAN

UPDATE: The search has not been a complete waste of time.

They have managed to find flight MH370, Harold Holt, Azaria Chamberlain, the Beaumont kids and a Pokemon that no one even knew had been created.

Nonetheless, there has been no sign of Dave's plan of how to successfully build a football stadium in St Kilda.

[HitTheBoundary]

Geez Dave gets around.