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lewdogs wrote: Thu 04 Oct 2018 6:56pm Apparently at the presentation Lethlean offered Shiel a drink, "tea, water, anything you want Dylan, we've got it!"

Anyway Dylan asked for a coke, but they didn't have any and all the staff had gone off on break, so Lethlean ducks off to 7-11 to grab some but got lost and couldn't find his way back to Moorabbin for ages (left his phone in the meeting room).

Anyway they left Shiel with this intern who got all starstruck and awkwardly asked Dylan to sign his Saints membership 2017 hat. It was a really awkward moment but Dylan obliged, but then the intern says he'll get the papers for him to sign then as well, it was meant to be a joke but it bombed.

So by the time Lethlean got back Dylan had left! Rooey arrives just at that moment having been given the wrong starting time for the meeting!

Absolute shambles.
It wasn't coke but a packet of Wizz Fizz, some Burger Rings and a bottle of Loy's Sarsaparilla


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Devilhead wrote: Thu 04 Oct 2018 9:51pm
lewdogs wrote: Thu 04 Oct 2018 6:56pm Apparently at the presentation Lethlean offered Shiel a drink, "tea, water, anything you want Dylan, we've got it!"

Anyway Dylan asked for a coke, but they didn't have any and all the staff had gone off on break, so Lethlean ducks off to 7-11 to grab some but got lost and couldn't find his way back to Moorabbin for ages (left his phone in the meeting room).

Anyway they left Shiel with this intern who got all starstruck and awkwardly asked Dylan to sign his Saints membership 2017 hat. It was a really awkward moment but Dylan obliged, but then the intern says he'll get the papers for him to sign then as well, it was meant to be a joke but it bombed.

So by the time Lethlean got back Dylan had left! Rooey arrives just at that moment having been given the wrong starting time for the meeting!

Absolute shambles.
It wasn't coke but a packet of Wizz Fizz, some Burger Rings and a bottle of Loy's Sarsaparilla
Bloody hell. Loy’s Sarsaparilla. Crikey I haven’t even thought of that for about 40 years. Is Loy’s still going?


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Post: # 1760088Post Devilhead »

st.byron wrote: Thu 04 Oct 2018 9:53pm
Devilhead wrote: Thu 04 Oct 2018 9:51pm
lewdogs wrote: Thu 04 Oct 2018 6:56pm Apparently at the presentation Lethlean offered Shiel a drink, "tea, water, anything you want Dylan, we've got it!"

Anyway Dylan asked for a coke, but they didn't have any and all the staff had gone off on break, so Lethlean ducks off to 7-11 to grab some but got lost and couldn't find his way back to Moorabbin for ages (left his phone in the meeting room).

Anyway they left Shiel with this intern who got all starstruck and awkwardly asked Dylan to sign his Saints membership 2017 hat. It was a really awkward moment but Dylan obliged, but then the intern says he'll get the papers for him to sign then as well, it was meant to be a joke but it bombed.

So by the time Lethlean got back Dylan had left! Rooey arrives just at that moment having been given the wrong starting time for the meeting!

Absolute shambles.
It wasn't coke but a packet of Wizz Fizz, some Burger Rings and a bottle of Loy's Sarsaparilla
Bloody hell. Loy’s Sarsaparilla. Crikey I haven’t even thought of that for about 40 years. Is Loy’s still going?
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st.byron wrote: Thu 04 Oct 2018 9:53pm
Devilhead wrote: Thu 04 Oct 2018 9:51pm
lewdogs wrote: Thu 04 Oct 2018 6:56pm Apparently at the presentation Lethlean offered Shiel a drink, "tea, water, anything you want Dylan, we've got it!"

Anyway Dylan asked for a coke, but they didn't have any and all the staff had gone off on break, so Lethlean ducks off to 7-11 to grab some but got lost and couldn't find his way back to Moorabbin for ages (left his phone in the meeting room).

Anyway they left Shiel with this intern who got all starstruck and awkwardly asked Dylan to sign his Saints membership 2017 hat. It was a really awkward moment but Dylan obliged, but then the intern says he'll get the papers for him to sign then as well, it was meant to be a joke but it bombed.

So by the time Lethlean got back Dylan had left! Rooey arrives just at that moment having been given the wrong starting time for the meeting!

Absolute shambles.
It wasn't coke but a packet of Wizz Fizz, some Burger Rings and a bottle of Loy's Sarsaparilla
Bloody hell. Loy’s Sarsaparilla. Crikey I haven’t even thought of that for about 40 years. Is Loy’s still going?
Our standard weekly order woukd be 4 Sarsaparilla 4 Cocktail, 2 Creaming Soda, 2 Lime, 1 Raspberry, 1 Cola, 1 Lemonade, 1 Orange - think it was 16 bottles or thereabouts

There was Swing softies as well


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Post: # 1760097Post The Fireman »

um well yes...we are.


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Post: # 1760110Post Jacks Back »

Devilhead wrote: Thu 04 Oct 2018 10:12pm
st.byron wrote: Thu 04 Oct 2018 9:53pm
Devilhead wrote: Thu 04 Oct 2018 9:51pm
lewdogs wrote: Thu 04 Oct 2018 6:56pm Apparently at the presentation Lethlean offered Shiel a drink, "tea, water, anything you want Dylan, we've got it!"

Anyway Dylan asked for a coke, but they didn't have any and all the staff had gone off on break, so Lethlean ducks off to 7-11 to grab some but got lost and couldn't find his way back to Moorabbin for ages (left his phone in the meeting room).

Anyway they left Shiel with this intern who got all starstruck and awkwardly asked Dylan to sign his Saints membership 2017 hat. It was a really awkward moment but Dylan obliged, but then the intern says he'll get the papers for him to sign then as well, it was meant to be a joke but it bombed.

So by the time Lethlean got back Dylan had left! Rooey arrives just at that moment having been given the wrong starting time for the meeting!

Absolute shambles.
It wasn't coke but a packet of Wizz Fizz, some Burger Rings and a bottle of Loy's Sarsaparilla
Bloody hell. Loy’s Sarsaparilla. Crikey I haven’t even thought of that for about 40 years. Is Loy’s still going?
Our standard weekly order woukd be 4 Sarsaparilla 4 Cocktail, 2 Creaming Soda, 2 Lime, 1 Raspberry, 1 Cola, 1 Lemonade, 1 Orange - think it was 16 bottles or thereabouts

There was Swing softies as well
I remember I used to like the Special which I think was coke and maybe raspberry mixed together.


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Devilhead wrote: Thu 04 Oct 2018 10:12pm
st.byron wrote: Thu 04 Oct 2018 9:53pm
Devilhead wrote: Thu 04 Oct 2018 9:51pm
lewdogs wrote: Thu 04 Oct 2018 6:56pm Apparently at the presentation Lethlean offered Shiel a drink, "tea, water, anything you want Dylan, we've got it!"

Anyway Dylan asked for a coke, but they didn't have any and all the staff had gone off on break, so Lethlean ducks off to 7-11 to grab some but got lost and couldn't find his way back to Moorabbin for ages (left his phone in the meeting room).

Anyway they left Shiel with this intern who got all starstruck and awkwardly asked Dylan to sign his Saints membership 2017 hat. It was a really awkward moment but Dylan obliged, but then the intern says he'll get the papers for him to sign then as well, it was meant to be a joke but it bombed.

So by the time Lethlean got back Dylan had left! Rooey arrives just at that moment having been given the wrong starting time for the meeting!

Absolute shambles.
It wasn't coke but a packet of Wizz Fizz, some Burger Rings and a bottle of Loy's Sarsaparilla
Bloody hell. Loy’s Sarsaparilla. Crikey I haven’t even thought of that for about 40 years. Is Loy’s still going?
Our standard weekly order woukd be 4 Sarsaparilla 4 Cocktail, 2 Creaming Soda, 2 Lime, 1 Raspberry, 1 Cola, 1 Lemonade, 1 Orange - think it was 16 bottles or thereabouts

There was Swing softies as well
Much the same. About 16 a week. That’s quite a lot of sugar. Lime was my fave. And dreaming sofa. Amazing you can remember.


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lewdogs wrote: Thu 04 Oct 2018 6:56pm Apparently at the presentation Lethlean offered Shiel a drink, "tea, water, anything you want Dylan, we've got it!"

Anyway Dylan asked for a coke, but they didn't have any and all the staff had gone off on break, so Lethlean ducks off to 7-11 to grab some but got lost and couldn't find his way back to Moorabbin for ages (left his phone in the meeting room).

Anyway they left Shiel with this intern who got all starstruck and awkwardly asked Dylan to sign his Saints membership 2017 hat. It was a really awkward moment but Dylan obliged, but then the intern says he'll get the papers for him to sign then as well, it was meant to be a joke but it bombed.

So by the time Lethlean got back Dylan had left! Rooey arrives just at that moment having been given the wrong starting time for the meeting!

Absolute shambles.
Not the first Eagle to ask for coke when being interviewed by the Saints.


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Devilhead wrote: Thu 04 Oct 2018 10:12pm
st.byron wrote: Thu 04 Oct 2018 9:53pm
Devilhead wrote: Thu 04 Oct 2018 9:51pm
lewdogs wrote: Thu 04 Oct 2018 6:56pm Apparently at the presentation Lethlean offered Shiel a drink, "tea, water, anything you want Dylan, we've got it!"

Anyway Dylan asked for a coke, but they didn't have any and all the staff had gone off on break, so Lethlean ducks off to 7-11 to grab some but got lost and couldn't find his way back to Moorabbin for ages (left his phone in the meeting room).

Anyway they left Shiel with this intern who got all starstruck and awkwardly asked Dylan to sign his Saints membership 2017 hat. It was a really awkward moment but Dylan obliged, but then the intern says he'll get the papers for him to sign then as well, it was meant to be a joke but it bombed.

So by the time Lethlean got back Dylan had left! Rooey arrives just at that moment having been given the wrong starting time for the meeting!

Absolute shambles.
It wasn't coke but a packet of Wizz Fizz, some Burger Rings and a bottle of Loy's Sarsaparilla
Bloody hell. Loy’s Sarsaparilla. Crikey I haven’t even thought of that for about 40 years. Is Loy’s still going?
Our standard weekly order woukd be 4 Sarsaparilla 4 Cocktail, 2 Creaming Soda, 2 Lime, 1 Raspberry, 1 Cola, 1 Lemonade, 1 Orange - think it was 16 bottles or thereabouts

There was Swing softies as well
Grew up privileged hey devil!

The only Loys I ever had as a kid was when I'd wait for the old driver (bottle'o) to make his door stop delivery and we'd run up to the back of the truck to steal a bottle or two.

Always drank it warm as if I took it home & got caught my dad would have given me a hiding :lol:


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Post: # 1760124Post satchmo »

Jacks Back wrote: Thu 04 Oct 2018 11:48pm
Devilhead wrote: Thu 04 Oct 2018 10:12pm
st.byron wrote: Thu 04 Oct 2018 9:53pm
Devilhead wrote: Thu 04 Oct 2018 9:51pm
lewdogs wrote: Thu 04 Oct 2018 6:56pm Apparently at the presentation Lethlean offered Shiel a drink, "tea, water, anything you want Dylan, we've got it!"

Anyway Dylan asked for a coke, but they didn't have any and all the staff had gone off on break, so Lethlean ducks off to 7-11 to grab some but got lost and couldn't find his way back to Moorabbin for ages (left his phone in the meeting room).

Anyway they left Shiel with this intern who got all starstruck and awkwardly asked Dylan to sign his Saints membership 2017 hat. It was a really awkward moment but Dylan obliged, but then the intern says he'll get the papers for him to sign then as well, it was meant to be a joke but it bombed.

So by the time Lethlean got back Dylan had left! Rooey arrives just at that moment having been given the wrong starting time for the meeting!

Absolute shambles.
It wasn't coke but a packet of Wizz Fizz, some Burger Rings and a bottle of Loy's Sarsaparilla
Bloody hell. Loy’s Sarsaparilla. Crikey I haven’t even thought of that for about 40 years. Is Loy’s still going?
Our standard weekly order woukd be 4 Sarsaparilla 4 Cocktail, 2 Creaming Soda, 2 Lime, 1 Raspberry, 1 Cola, 1 Lemonade, 1 Orange - think it was 16 bottles or thereabouts

There was Swing softies as well
I remember I used to like the Special which I think was coke and maybe raspberry mixed together.
The Special was Gold Medal. Only available at servos. Dentists best friend.


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Post: # 1760130Post HitTheBoundary »

satchmo wrote: Fri 05 Oct 2018 9:40am
Jacks Back wrote: Thu 04 Oct 2018 11:48pm
Devilhead wrote: Thu 04 Oct 2018 10:12pm
st.byron wrote: Thu 04 Oct 2018 9:53pm
Devilhead wrote: Thu 04 Oct 2018 9:51pm
lewdogs wrote: Thu 04 Oct 2018 6:56pm Apparently at the presentation Lethlean offered Shiel a drink, "tea, water, anything you want Dylan, we've got it!"

Anyway Dylan asked for a coke, but they didn't have any and all the staff had gone off on break, so Lethlean ducks off to 7-11 to grab some but got lost and couldn't find his way back to Moorabbin for ages (left his phone in the meeting room).

Anyway they left Shiel with this intern who got all starstruck and awkwardly asked Dylan to sign his Saints membership 2017 hat. It was a really awkward moment but Dylan obliged, but then the intern says he'll get the papers for him to sign then as well, it was meant to be a joke but it bombed.

So by the time Lethlean got back Dylan had left! Rooey arrives just at that moment having been given the wrong starting time for the meeting!

Absolute shambles.
It wasn't coke but a packet of Wizz Fizz, some Burger Rings and a bottle of Loy's Sarsaparilla
Bloody hell. Loy’s Sarsaparilla. Crikey I haven’t even thought of that for about 40 years. Is Loy’s still going?
Our standard weekly order woukd be 4 Sarsaparilla 4 Cocktail, 2 Creaming Soda, 2 Lime, 1 Raspberry, 1 Cola, 1 Lemonade, 1 Orange - think it was 16 bottles or thereabouts

There was Swing softies as well
I remember I used to like the Special which I think was coke and maybe raspberry mixed together.
The Special was Gold Medal. Only available at servos. Dentists best friend.
I loved the Raspberry.
The only person that loved Loys more than me was my Dentist.


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Post: # 1760139Post magnifisaint »

Yeah Santa has decided that he's not coming to the Saints this year and why would he? What have we done right?


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kosifantutti wrote: Fri 05 Oct 2018 8:34am
lewdogs wrote: Thu 04 Oct 2018 6:56pm Apparently at the presentation Lethlean offered Shiel a drink, "tea, water, anything you want Dylan, we've got it!"

Anyway Dylan asked for a coke, but they didn't have any and all the staff had gone off on break, so Lethlean ducks off to 7-11 to grab some but got lost and couldn't find his way back to Moorabbin for ages (left his phone in the meeting room).

Anyway they left Shiel with this intern who got all starstruck and awkwardly asked Dylan to sign his Saints membership 2017 hat. It was a really awkward moment but Dylan obliged, but then the intern says he'll get the papers for him to sign then as well, it was meant to be a joke but it bombed.

So by the time Lethlean got back Dylan had left! Rooey arrives just at that moment having been given the wrong starting time for the meeting!

Absolute shambles.
Not the first Eagle to ask for coke when being interviewed by the Saints.
Eagle?


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Post: # 1760243Post kosifantutti »

StNoodles wrote:
kosifantutti wrote: Fri 05 Oct 2018 8:34am
lewdogs wrote: Thu 04 Oct 2018 6:56pm Apparently at the presentation Lethlean offered Shiel a drink, "tea, water, anything you want Dylan, we've got it!"

Anyway Dylan asked for a coke, but they didn't have any and all the staff had gone off on break, so Lethlean ducks off to 7-11 to grab some but got lost and couldn't find his way back to Moorabbin for ages (left his phone in the meeting room).

Anyway they left Shiel with this intern who got all starstruck and awkwardly asked Dylan to sign his Saints membership 2017 hat. It was a really awkward moment but Dylan obliged, but then the intern says he'll get the papers for him to sign then as well, it was meant to be a joke but it bombed.

So by the time Lethlean got back Dylan had left! Rooey arrives just at that moment having been given the wrong starting time for the meeting!

Absolute shambles.
Not the first Eagle to ask for coke when being interviewed by the Saints.
Eagle?
Oops!
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Post: # 1760285Post Saintnickyroo »

jaxons wrote: Wed 03 Oct 2018 10:59am Most embarrassing football club at the moment.
Offering Shiel millions more than any other club and no chance of him coming.
No leadership and no one to sell our club properly.
If you knew the difference of our pitch versus the other clubs you would demand the immediate removal of all key figures at our club.
Could be worse. We could be selling our vision via a pokies king’s private jet to Noosa and some brown paper bags. We might be embarrassing but at least we have some shame unlike Carltank.


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Post: # 1760460Post Goose is king »

Looks like North are the laughing stock with Gaff staying put. Hall small and Polack smolack


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Jacks Back wrote: Thu 04 Oct 2018 11:48pm
Devilhead wrote: Thu 04 Oct 2018 10:12pm
st.byron wrote: Thu 04 Oct 2018 9:53pm
Devilhead wrote: Thu 04 Oct 2018 9:51pm
lewdogs wrote: Thu 04 Oct 2018 6:56pm Apparently at the presentation Lethlean offered Shiel a drink, "tea, water, anything you want Dylan, we've got it!"

Anyway Dylan asked for a coke, but they didn't have any and all the staff had gone off on break, so Lethlean ducks off to 7-11 to grab some but got lost and couldn't find his way back to Moorabbin for ages (left his phone in the meeting room).

Anyway they left Shiel with this intern who got all starstruck and awkwardly asked Dylan to sign his Saints membership 2017 hat. It was a really awkward moment but Dylan obliged, but then the intern says he'll get the papers for him to sign then as well, it was meant to be a joke but it bombed.

So by the time Lethlean got back Dylan had left! Rooey arrives just at that moment having been given the wrong starting time for the meeting!

Absolute shambles.
It wasn't coke but a packet of Wizz Fizz, some Burger Rings and a bottle of Loy's Sarsaparilla
Bloody hell. Loy’s Sarsaparilla. Crikey I haven’t even thought of that for about 40 years. Is Loy’s still going?
Our standard weekly order woukd be 4 Sarsaparilla 4 Cocktail, 2 Creaming Soda, 2 Lime, 1 Raspberry, 1 Cola, 1 Lemonade, 1 Orange - think it was 16 bottles or thereabouts

There was Swing softies as well
I remember I used to like the Special which I think was coke and maybe raspberry mixed together.

Was that the portelo flavour ?

I remember there being a few options....loys, slade, swing and as mentioned above gold medal.
I had forgotten gold medal....l do remember the local shell servo selling one of them, quite possibly gold medal as mentioned.
Good memories !!


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Post: # 1760465Post stjohnc »

You've forgotten Marchants with the screw in stopper


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Post: # 1760508Post st.byron »

Royston wrote: Sun 07 Oct 2018 7:38pm
Jacks Back wrote: Thu 04 Oct 2018 11:48pm
Devilhead wrote: Thu 04 Oct 2018 10:12pm
st.byron wrote: Thu 04 Oct 2018 9:53pm
Devilhead wrote: Thu 04 Oct 2018 9:51pm
lewdogs wrote: Thu 04 Oct 2018 6:56pm Apparently at the presentation Lethlean offered Shiel a drink, "tea, water, anything you want Dylan, we've got it!"

Anyway Dylan asked for a coke, but they didn't have any and all the staff had gone off on break, so Lethlean ducks off to 7-11 to grab some but got lost and couldn't find his way back to Moorabbin for ages (left his phone in the meeting room).

Anyway they left Shiel with this intern who got all starstruck and awkwardly asked Dylan to sign his Saints membership 2017 hat. It was a really awkward moment but Dylan obliged, but then the intern says he'll get the papers for him to sign then as well, it was meant to be a joke but it bombed. It’s a wonder I survived until adulthood when I think about the shyte I consumed.

So by the time Lethlean got back Dylan had left! Rooey arrives just at that moment having been given the wrong starting time for the meeting!

Absolute shambles.
It wasn't coke but a packet of Wizz Fizz, some Burger Rings and a bottle of Loy's Sarsaparilla
Bloody hell. Loy’s Sarsaparilla. Crikey I haven’t even thought of that for about 40 years. Is Loy’s still going?
Our standard weekly order woukd be 4 Sarsaparilla 4 Cocktail, 2 Creaming Soda, 2 Lime, 1 Raspberry, 1 Cola, 1 Lemonade, 1 Orange - think it was 16 bottles or thereabouts

There was Swing softies as well
I remember I used to like the Special which I think was coke and maybe raspberry mixed together.

Was that the portelo flavour ?

I remember there being a few options....loys, slade, swing and as mentioned above gold medal.
I had forgotten gold medal....l do remember the local shell servo selling one of them, quite possibly gold medal as mentioned.
Good memories !!
Portello!!! Another one from the vault. We used to get Slade’s as well sometimes. Lime, Passionfruit, Cola, Creamy Soda, Lemonade. Who supplied Portello?.

After school snack - bottle of Loy׳s / Slade’s lime, 5 cents of chips and 2 potato cakes (2 cents each). Plus 2 x Winfield Green once I was a teenager.

It’s a wonder I survived to adulthood when I think about the shyte I consumed.


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Post: # 1760516Post Teflon »

st.byron wrote: Sun 07 Oct 2018 10:44pm
Royston wrote: Sun 07 Oct 2018 7:38pm
Jacks Back wrote: Thu 04 Oct 2018 11:48pm
Devilhead wrote: Thu 04 Oct 2018 10:12pm
st.byron wrote: Thu 04 Oct 2018 9:53pm
Devilhead wrote: Thu 04 Oct 2018 9:51pm
lewdogs wrote: Thu 04 Oct 2018 6:56pm Apparently at the presentation Lethlean offered Shiel a drink, "tea, water, anything you want Dylan, we've got it!"

Anyway Dylan asked for a coke, but they didn't have any and all the staff had gone off on break, so Lethlean ducks off to 7-11 to grab some but got lost and couldn't find his way back to Moorabbin for ages (left his phone in the meeting room).

Anyway they left Shiel with this intern who got all starstruck and awkwardly asked Dylan to sign his Saints membership 2017 hat. It was a really awkward moment but Dylan obliged, but then the intern says he'll get the papers for him to sign then as well, it was meant to be a joke but it bombed. It’s a wonder I survived until adulthood when I think about the shyte I consumed.

So by the time Lethlean got back Dylan had left! Rooey arrives just at that moment having been given the wrong starting time for the meeting!

Absolute shambles.
It wasn't coke but a packet of Wizz Fizz, some Burger Rings and a bottle of Loy's Sarsaparilla
Bloody hell. Loy’s Sarsaparilla. Crikey I haven’t even thought of that for about 40 years. Is Loy’s still going?
Our standard weekly order woukd be 4 Sarsaparilla 4 Cocktail, 2 Creaming Soda, 2 Lime, 1 Raspberry, 1 Cola, 1 Lemonade, 1 Orange - think it was 16 bottles or thereabouts

There was Swing softies as well
I remember I used to like the Special which I think was coke and maybe raspberry mixed together.

Was that the portelo flavour ?

I remember there being a few options....loys, slade, swing and as mentioned above gold medal.
I had forgotten gold medal....l do remember the local shell servo selling one of them, quite possibly gold medal as mentioned.
Good memories !!
Portello!!! Another one from the vault. We used to get Slade’s as well sometimes. Lime, Passionfruit, Cola, Creamy Soda, Lemonade. Who supplied Portello?.

After school snack - bottle of Loy׳s / Slade’s lime, 5 cents of chips and 2 potato cakes (2 cents each). Plus 2 x Winfield Green once I was a teenager.

It’s a wonder I survived to adulthood when I think about the shyte I consumed.
Ahhh the good old days!! :lol:


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Post: # 1760717Post samuraisaint »

satchmo wrote: Fri 05 Oct 2018 9:40am
Jacks Back wrote: Thu 04 Oct 2018 11:48pm
Devilhead wrote: Thu 04 Oct 2018 10:12pm
st.byron wrote: Thu 04 Oct 2018 9:53pm
Devilhead wrote: Thu 04 Oct 2018 9:51pm
lewdogs wrote: Thu 04 Oct 2018 6:56pm Apparently at the presentation Lethlean offered Shiel a drink, "tea, water, anything you want Dylan, we've got it!"

Anyway Dylan asked for a coke, but they didn't have any and all the staff had gone off on break, so Lethlean ducks off to 7-11 to grab some but got lost and couldn't find his way back to Moorabbin for ages (left his phone in the meeting room).

Anyway they left Shiel with this intern who got all starstruck and awkwardly asked Dylan to sign his Saints membership 2017 hat. It was a really awkward moment but Dylan obliged, but then the intern says he'll get the papers for him to sign then as well, it was meant to be a joke but it bombed.

So by the time Lethlean got back Dylan had left! Rooey arrives just at that moment having been given the wrong starting time for the meeting!

Absolute shambles.
It wasn't coke but a packet of Wizz Fizz, some Burger Rings and a bottle of Loy's Sarsaparilla
Bloody hell. Loy’s Sarsaparilla. Crikey I haven’t even thought of that for about 40 years. Is Loy’s still going?
Our standard weekly order woukd be 4 Sarsaparilla 4 Cocktail, 2 Creaming Soda, 2 Lime, 1 Raspberry, 1 Cola, 1 Lemonade, 1 Orange - think it was 16 bottles or thereabouts

There was Swing softies as well
I remember I used to like the Special which I think was coke and maybe raspberry mixed together.
The Special was Gold Medal. Only available at servos. Dentists best friend.
Lucky Burgers and Loy's soft drinks from the servo in crates. You're taking me back to the 70s Satchmo. I remember when Mum went interstate to see relatives and Dad didn't cook so we had Lucky Burgers for tea every night.


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Post: # 1760720Post satchmo »

samuraisaint wrote: Mon 08 Oct 2018 10:38pm
satchmo wrote: Fri 05 Oct 2018 9:40am
Jacks Back wrote: Thu 04 Oct 2018 11:48pm
Devilhead wrote: Thu 04 Oct 2018 10:12pm
st.byron wrote: Thu 04 Oct 2018 9:53pm
Devilhead wrote: Thu 04 Oct 2018 9:51pm
lewdogs wrote: Thu 04 Oct 2018 6:56pm Apparently at the presentation Lethlean offered Shiel a drink, "tea, water, anything you want Dylan, we've got it!"

Anyway Dylan asked for a coke, but they didn't have any and all the staff had gone off on break, so Lethlean ducks off to 7-11 to grab some but got lost and couldn't find his way back to Moorabbin for ages (left his phone in the meeting room).

Anyway they left Shiel with this intern who got all starstruck and awkwardly asked Dylan to sign his Saints membership 2017 hat. It was a really awkward moment but Dylan obliged, but then the intern says he'll get the papers for him to sign then as well, it was meant to be a joke but it bombed.

So by the time Lethlean got back Dylan had left! Rooey arrives just at that moment having been given the wrong starting time for the meeting!

Absolute shambles.
It wasn't coke but a packet of Wizz Fizz, some Burger Rings and a bottle of Loy's Sarsaparilla
Bloody hell. Loy’s Sarsaparilla. Crikey I haven’t even thought of that for about 40 years. Is Loy’s still going?
Our standard weekly order woukd be 4 Sarsaparilla 4 Cocktail, 2 Creaming Soda, 2 Lime, 1 Raspberry, 1 Cola, 1 Lemonade, 1 Orange - think it was 16 bottles or thereabouts

There was Swing softies as well
I remember I used to like the Special which I think was coke and maybe raspberry mixed together.
The Special was Gold Medal. Only available at servos. Dentists best friend.
Lucky Burgers and Loy's soft drinks from the servo in crates. You're taking me back to the 70s Satchmo. I remember when Mum went interstate to see relatives and Dad didn't cook so we had Lucky Burgers for tea every night.
Good times!


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Bring back Lucky Burgers, and nobody gets hurt.

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Post: # 1760721Post Royston »

st.byron wrote: Sun 07 Oct 2018 10:44pm
Royston wrote: Sun 07 Oct 2018 7:38pm
Jacks Back wrote: Thu 04 Oct 2018 11:48pm
Devilhead wrote: Thu 04 Oct 2018 10:12pm
st.byron wrote: Thu 04 Oct 2018 9:53pm
Devilhead wrote: Thu 04 Oct 2018 9:51pm
lewdogs wrote: Thu 04 Oct 2018 6:56pm Apparently at the presentation Lethlean offered Shiel a drink, "tea, water, anything you want Dylan, we've got it!"

Anyway Dylan asked for a coke, but they didn't have any and all the staff had gone off on break, so Lethlean ducks off to 7-11 to grab some but got lost and couldn't find his way back to Moorabbin for ages (left his phone in the meeting room).

Anyway they left Shiel with this intern who got all starstruck and awkwardly asked Dylan to sign his Saints membership 2017 hat. It was a really awkward moment but Dylan obliged, but then the intern says he'll get the papers for him to sign then as well, it was meant to be a joke but it bombed. It’s a wonder I survived until adulthood when I think about the shyte I consumed.

So by the time Lethlean got back Dylan had left! Rooey arrives just at that moment having been given the wrong starting time for the meeting!

Absolute shambles.
It wasn't coke but a packet of Wizz Fizz, some Burger Rings and a bottle of Loy's Sarsaparilla
Bloody hell. Loy’s Sarsaparilla. Crikey I haven’t even thought of that for about 40 years. Is Loy’s still going?
Our standard weekly order woukd be 4 Sarsaparilla 4 Cocktail, 2 Creaming Soda, 2 Lime, 1 Raspberry, 1 Cola, 1 Lemonade, 1 Orange - think it was 16 bottles or thereabouts

There was Swing softies as well
I remember I used to like the Special which I think was coke and maybe raspberry mixed together.

Was that the portelo flavour ?

I remember there being a few options....loys, slade, swing and as mentioned above gold medal.
I had forgotten gold medal....l do remember the local shell servo selling one of them, quite possibly gold medal as mentioned.
Good memories !!
Portello!!! Another one from the vault. We used to get Slade’s as well sometimes. Lime, Passionfruit, Cola, Creamy Soda, Lemonade. Who supplied Portello?.

After school snack - bottle of Loy׳s / Slade’s lime, 5 cents of chips and 2 potato cakes (2 cents each). Plus 2 x Winfield Green once I was a teenager.

It’s a wonder I survived to adulthood when I think about the shyte I consumed.
Gee....l was getting ripped off. 5c potato cakes after school is what l remember along with 5c horse shaped lolly pops which were awesome.

Winnie Greens are what my old man smoked, his logic being no one would bot any off him !!


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Post: # 1760727Post Winmar »

Well this thread has taken a different turn in recent posts!


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Post: # 1760729Post Enrico_Misso »

Can't beat that South Australian treat Woodies Sno-top


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