Saintsational Rhymes

[The Rhyming Saints]

Carlton 14 July 2018

A promising win we're on quite a roll
And that is good for the Saint Kilda soul

What a great way to get rid of the blues
By having a crack and paying our dues

The cold winter months we are 3 out of four
Improving together and looking for more

We look forward to the Tigers, a tough footy test
I am sure all the boys will be giving their best

Melbourne 1 July 2018

A Sunday thriller from the MCG
A step towards how we are meant to be

Exorcised our demons in an awesome fight
And closed it out when the game was tight

We look much better when we choose to attack
Move it quickly, hunting as a pack

Strength through loyalty, it's on our crest
And what we need to be our very best.

Gold Coast 16 June 2018

My fellow Saints it's been a long long time
Since I got to pen a winning rhyme

Even though we got an almighty fright
We all can celebrate the grit and fight

When a club is in such an awful bind
A hard fought win can free each player's mind

Cos if we are to live the premiership dream
We need a team of leaders, not just a leadership team

May 2018 Strength through Unity

A united club is how we Sainters win
A culture of success is built from within

If we stick together and give our best
We raise our club up above the rest

If our players know that we really care
Confidence will rise and they'll play with dare

Strength through unity is the Sainter way
I'll cheer for the Saints each time we play

And now I'm committed I am all in
I'll share a poem every game we win

[freely]

You're an absolute artist rs - just love these. Who the hell are you?!

[The Rhyming Saints]

Just an aging kiwi with a bit of flair
For rhyming ditties that I love to share

With me Swamprat mates on the southwest coast
Sharing a laugh and a hot lamb roast

I don't ever want to be a miserable git
So I choose to be positive and share good s***

[satchmo]

Welcome back!

[Enrico_Misso]

Can you please join the cheersquad and rewrite their lame banners for them?
Please!

[Furphy]

As I see the draw for the rest of this year
we'll not win another game I fear
but I've been told to always believe
perhaps the Saints have something up their sleeve?
but the forthcoming matches give me little to cheer
so I believe I'll have another beer!

[The Rhyming Saints]

Gold Coast 24 March 2019

Its back on the footy roller coaster again
And a first up win helps to keep us insane

While our skills need some work we showed good fight
And for true believers that's an awesome sight

Cos if we are true supporters and want to live the dream
We need to get right behind OUR St Kilda team

[Saintmatt]

I just can't get over those moronic chants they were broadcasting over the PA after certain players kicked goals yesterday. They are next level cringe worthy.

[WellardSaint]

There once was a man called Richo
A lot of the fans want him to go
But the club has stood firm
Don't care if we burn
And it's not just the fault of the CEO

[saintspremiers]

See the Saints fly up, up
And beat the druggies today
All there cheating and whinging
Will get them nowhere at all
See the Saints fly up, up
‘Cause the Dons are farked, farked!