RSEA park at Moorabbin ( part 2 news? pg 5)

[skeptic]

Meh.. it’s harmless bit of fun.

Ppl get there back up because we’re the butt of the joke...

Life’s too short to be annoyed at stuff like this.

After all, didn’t we all have a chuckle at Carlton’s expense when this came out over a decade ago





CARLTON FOOTBALL CLUB - ANNUAL REPORT ELECTRONIC VERSION

PRESIDENT'S REPORT

It is with great pleasure that I submit this edited email version of the
2003 Annual Report to the members of the Carlton Football Club.

2003 was a year of great change for the Blues. I changed the name of the
John Elliott Stand, and Denis Pagan changed his 1998 Mitsubishi for a
brand new BMW. On-field Carlton shocked the football world by avoiding the
spoon and to be honest I was pretty surprised myself. I would like to leave
all loyal members with the message that the only way is up, but given that
we finished 15th, I can't.

Ian Collins
General Manager, Telstra Dome

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COACHES REPORT

After our record Round 22 thrashing at the hands of my former club I was
asked whether I regretted making the move to Carlton. As I have said
previously - NO!
The money's good and you get September off. Let's face it, a secondary
school teacher gets just $40,000 a year and I got 800 big ones and couldn't
even teach Luke Livingston how to punch from behind. I eagerly look forward
to next year and the CPI rise that accompanies it.

Denis Pagan
Millionaire, Semi-Retired

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FINANCE REPORT

There is both good and bad news in this year's financial report for the
Carlton Football Club. Whilst the club saved $350,000 in under the table
payments, we lost our major Ground Sponsor in Optus.

I would like to assure all Carlton members that every effort was made to
re-secure the telecommunications giant. In an official statement to the
club on September 4, Optus Marketing Manager Jeremy Scholes stated;
"Our marketing slogan is 'Yes' but in the case of the Carlton Football Club,
Optus is willing to make an exception".
The club is making every effort to find a replacement for Optus. Phone
retailer Crazy John's was contacted but we were told that whilst John
might be crazy, he's not completely insane. We received a similar
response from whitegoods specialist Ken Bruce.

Undeterred, the club is now looking at companies whose name could become
synonymous with the Carlton Football Club. At present we are in
discussions with discount retailer Going, Going, Gone, anti smoking organisation Quit
and sporting goods manufacturer Everlast. An announcement is expected
shortly.

Ivan Szer
Finance and Bad-Will

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2003 AWARDS

Best and Fairest - Lawrence Angwin

We would like to congratulate Lawrence Angwin who walked away with the
Best and Fairest trophy on the night. Unfortunately, it was actually won by
McKay. Police are currently investigating.

Best and Fattest - Lance Whitnall

Lance once again wins a trip to Camp Eden on the Gold Coast and is only
one year away from becoming a life member at the health resort.

Best Clubman - Justin Murphy

No Carlton player spent more time in clubs this year than Justin. Heat,
Mercury Lounge, Motel, QBar you name the club, Justin was there. He is a
worthy recipient of best clubman.

Mark For the Year - Barnaby French

Barnaby took his one mark for the year in Round 21 against Hawthorn.

Coaches' Award - Mick Martyn

As every Carlton supporter has worked out, Denis loves Mick.

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[sunsaint]

Meh.. it’s harmless bit of fun.

Ppl get there back up because we’re the butt of the joke...

Life’s too short to be annoyed at stuff like this.

After all, didn’t we all have a chuckle at Carlton’s expense when this came out over a decade ago

Some people couldnt have a chuckle if Groucho himself slammed a cream pie in their mush
And I have used Groucho as an age appropriate "grumpy ole man" reference

[Trev from the Bush]

There is a difference.

The Carlton job was actually funny!

[Jacks Back]

Meh.. it’s harmless bit of fun.

Ppl get there back up because we’re the butt of the joke...

Life’s too short to be annoyed at stuff like this.

After all, didn’t we all have a chuckle at Carlton’s expense when this came out over a decade ago

[saynta]

Meh.. it’s harmless bit of fun.

Ppl get there back up because we’re the butt of the joke...

Life’s too short to be annoyed at stuff like this.

After all, didn’t we all have a chuckle at Carlton’s expense when this came out over a decade ago

their.

[No Holds Bard]

The Pres' letter is nearly as funny as Numpty's post. About as funny as a fart in a crowded lift.

True. I can't believe people take the time out of their daily lives to create this crap.

What, my dear Lord(s) Disdain! Are you yet living???

Nothing either good or bad, but thinking makes it so.
Laugh oneself into stitches.

[No Holds Bard]

Meh.. it’s harmless did bite of excit'ment.

poeple receiveth th're backeth up because we’re the buttocks of the joketh.

life’s too sh'rt to beest annoy'd at stuffeth liketh this.

aft'r all, didn’t we all has't a chuckle at carlton’s expense at which hour this cameth out ov'r a decade ago

their.

Th're, th're.

[saintbrat]

[saintbrat]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DS_e3ZZVoAAGrFt.jpg

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DS_e0tsVoAAHlHV.jpg

[sunsaint]

Thanks Saintbrat for hiring the hot air balloon to get these shots

[Dave McNamara]

Hilarious.

Plus one more.

Love the $18 million budget for the Disco.

That cracked me up too. One of the things I love about our Saints. We go 'out in style'.

Filmed at the Saints Social Club - after any big loss.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwgjM-teND8

Some people are so sensitive and the truth hurts but face facts; much of our history is dismal and pathetic.

That's one way of looking at it.

Must be my Celtic chromosomes, but I tend to embrace the 'going out in style' attitude of our club. We may have not been the best on the field, but, we've always been the best off the field. We don't do vanilla.

[Numpty]

Folks, Moorabbin sure beats that shithole Seaford, believe me! Seaford! Shithole country! Worst deal ever, believe me! Full of hippies (not patriots nor capitalists), Muslims (towellies), Nigerians (AIDS), Mexicans (rapists) and Collingwood supporters (non-patriot, non-capitalist, towellie, AIDS carrying, rapist 3rd-world hut dwellers). We should take them all out, believe me! I saved Christmas, I brought us back to Moorabbin, and I will drain the swamp and build a great wall around it, and I will make St Kilda great again! I will be your champion! And no one knows these things like I do, believe me. #makinggreatshitholesfrontpagenewseverywhereexceptinshitholeTaiwanwhichstuffedupthetranslationas'countireswherebirdsdon'tlayeggs!'-canyoubelievethatfolks?

[parkeysainter]

Folks, Moorabbin sure beats that shithole Seaford, believe me! Seaford! Shithole country! Worst deal ever, believe me! Full of hippies (not patriots nor capitalists), Muslims (towellies), Nigerians (AIDS), Mexicans (rapists) and Collingwood supporters (non-patriot, non-capitalist, towellie, AIDS carrying, rapist 3rd-world hut dwellers). We should take them all out, believe me! I saved Christmas, I brought us back to Moorabbin, and I will drain the swamp and build a great wall around it, and I will make St Kilda great again! I will be your champion! And no one knows these things like I do, believe me. #makinggreatshitholesfrontpagenewseverywhereexceptinshitholeTaiwanwhichstuffedupthetranslationas'countireswherebirdsdon'tlayeggs!'-canyoubelievethatfolks?

Numpty. Are you one of these people that can't stand, but are also totally obsessed with Trump. You can't wait for him to make a mistake or say something silly every day. I bet your facebook account is filled with shared stories, articles and videos of him saying a word funny or holding up a telephone the wrong way.
Or maybe you love him as you post endless references to him most days.
I am confused.

When did Saintsational.net become spam central for a Trump hater or lover?

[Numpty]

Folks, Moorabbin sure beats that shithole Seaford, believe me! Seaford! Shithole country! Worst deal ever, believe me! Full of hippies (not patriots nor capitalists), Muslims (towellies), Nigerians (AIDS), Mexicans (rapists) and Collingwood supporters (non-patriot, non-capitalist, towellie, AIDS carrying, rapist 3rd-world hut dwellers). We should take them all out, believe me! I saved Christmas, I brought us back to Moorabbin, and I will drain the swamp and build a great wall around it, and I will make St Kilda great again! I will be your champion! And no one knows these things like I do, believe me. #makinggreatshitholesfrontpagenewseverywhereexceptinshitholeTaiwanwhichstuffedupthetranslationas'countireswherebirdsdon'tlayeggs!'-canyoubelievethatfolks?

When did Saintsational.net become spam central for a Trump hater or lover?

Spam??? Of course!

Park Avenue Sainter, I should have thought of that myself, believe me! Two Big Macs, a Fillet of Fish and a chocolate thick shake for lunch is the greatest meal ever! The greatest patriotic meal ever! Believe me. But some specially processed American meat to dunk in the thickshake........... that would be taking it to another level. Another level again. And nobody knows about levels like I do, believe me. Park Avenue Sainter, you are not just a true patriot, you are a very stable genius. Just like me. And you are the sort of person I need to run (exploit) one of those shithole countries that I'm about to fire, believe me. Take your pick, Pakistan, North Korea, Nigeria <edited by mods>, Haiti, India, Seaford, Collingwood...............

Or, if you don't like living in a hut surrounded by unpatriotic AIDS-riddled hippy Mexican rapist towelheads. And I would understand that, believe me. Nobody understands not living in a hut like I do. So if you don't want to do that, and you'd rather live and work with decent patriotic pentecostal capitalist entrepreneurs, well, since I fired Steve Bannon and he went crazy and went over to the other (liberal) side, I've been looking for someone to properly handle the PR. Someone who knows how to 'take out' fake news like this https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/ng- ... -full-list #makingapamdunkedinchocolatethichshakesgreatagain

[st.byron]

Folks, Moorabbin sure beats that shithole Seaford, believe me! Seaford! Shithole country! Worst deal ever, believe me! Full of hippies (not patriots nor capitalists), Muslims (towellies), Nigerians (AIDS), Mexicans (rapists) and Collingwood supporters (non-patriot, non-capitalist, towellie, AIDS carrying, rapist 3rd-world hut dwellers). We should take them all out, believe me! I saved Christmas, I brought us back to Moorabbin, and I will drain the swamp and build a great wall around it, and I will make St Kilda great again! I will be your champion! And no one knows these things like I do, believe me. #makinggreatshitholesfrontpagenewseverywhereexceptinshitholeTaiwanwhichstuffedupthetranslationas'countireswherebirdsdon'tlayeggs!'-canyoubelievethatfolks?

Numpty. Are you one of these people that can't stand, but are also totally obsessed with Trump. You can't wait for him to make a mistake or say something silly every day. I bet your facebook account is filled with shared stories, articles and videos of him saying a word funny or holding up a telephone the wrong way.
Or maybe you love him as you post endless references to him most days.
I am confused.

When did Saintsational.net become spam central for a Trump hater or lover?

Whisper is Numpty is Trump's nephew.

[parkeysainter]

Folks, Moorabbin sure beats that shithole Seaford, believe me! Seaford! Shithole country! Worst deal ever, believe me! Full of hippies (not patriots nor capitalists), Muslims (towellies), Nigerians (AIDS), Mexicans (rapists) and Collingwood supporters (non-patriot, non-capitalist, towellie, AIDS carrying, rapist 3rd-world hut dwellers). We should take them all out, believe me! I saved Christmas, I brought us back to Moorabbin, and I will drain the swamp and build a great wall around it, and I will make St Kilda great again! I will be your champion! And no one knows these things like I do, believe me. #makinggreatshitholesfrontpagenewseverywhereexceptinshitholeTaiwanwhichstuffedupthetranslationas'countireswherebirdsdon'tlayeggs!'-canyoubelievethatfolks?

Numpty. Are you one of these people that can't stand, but are also totally obsessed with Trump. You can't wait for him to make a mistake or say something silly every day. I bet your facebook account is filled with shared stories, articles and videos of him saying a word funny or holding up a telephone the wrong way.
Or maybe you love him as you post endless references to him most days.
I am confused.

When did Saintsational.net become spam central for a Trump hater or lover?

Whisper is Numpty is Trump's nephew.

Whisper is Numpty is a Numpty.
#banthespam
#makesaintsationaldotnetgreatagain

[saynta]

Trump is a loser. He should be made to apologize to those shithole countries for calling them shitholes.

[Con Gorozidis]

Turf needs a bit of work...

[SaintPav]

How we ever managed to play in two consecutive grand finals playing out of that dump beggars belief.

[iwantmeseats]

Is the Huggins stand going?
I think it is.
I have heard otherwise though,just here say..

[Drake Huggins]

Folks, Moorabbin sure beats that shithole Seaford, believe me! Seaford! Shithole country! Worst deal ever, believe me! Full of hippies (not patriots nor capitalists), Muslims (towellies), Nigerians (AIDS), Mexicans (rapists) and Collingwood supporters (non-patriot, non-capitalist, towellie, AIDS carrying, rapist 3rd-world hut dwellers). We should take them all out, believe me! I saved Christmas, I brought us back to Moorabbin, and I will drain the swamp and build a great wall around it, and I will make St Kilda great again! I will be your champion! And no one knows these things like I do, believe me. #makinggreatshitholesfrontpagenewseverywhereexceptinshitholeTaiwanwhichstuffedupthetranslationas'countireswherebirdsdon'tlayeggs!'-canyoubelievethatfolks?

Numpty. Are you one of these people that can't stand, but are also totally obsessed with Trump. You can't wait for him to make a mistake or say something silly every day. I bet your facebook account is filled with shared stories, articles and videos of him saying a word funny or holding up a telephone the wrong way.
Or maybe you love him as you post endless references to him most days.
I am confused.

When did Saintsational.net become spam central for a Trump hater or lover?

Whisper is Numpty is Trump's nephew.

Whisper is Numpty is NQR.

[Numpty]

Folks, Moorabbin sure beats that shithole Seaford, believe me! Seaford! Shithole country! Worst deal ever, believe me! Full of hippies (not patriots nor capitalists), Muslims (towellies), Nigerians (AIDS), Mexicans (rapists) and Collingwood supporters (non-patriot, non-capitalist, towellie, AIDS carrying, rapist 3rd-world hut dwellers). We should take them all out, believe me! I saved Christmas, I brought us back to Moorabbin, and I will drain the swamp and build a great wall around it, and I will make St Kilda great again! I will be your champion! And no one knows these things like I do, believe me. #makinggreatshitholesfrontpagenewseverywhereexceptinshitholeTaiwanwhichstuffedupthetranslationas'countireswherebirdsdon'tlayeggs!'-canyoubelievethatfolks?

Numpty. Are you one of these people that can't stand, but are also totally obsessed with Trump. You can't wait for him to make a mistake or say something silly every day. I bet your facebook account is filled with shared stories, articles and videos of him saying a word funny or holding up a telephone the wrong way.
Or maybe you love him as you post endless references to him most days.
I am confused.

When did Saintsational.net become spam central for a Trump hater or lover?

Whisper is Numpty is Trump's nephew.

Whisper is Numpty is NQR.

Fake news!!!

I just want everyone to know, folks I've just passed a very thorough cognitive test whilst playing golf with my doctor. The greatest and most thorough cognitive test ever, believe me! And to those non patriotic Mexican muslim enemies of the people fake news peddling shithole country dwelling hippies (like that Markproletariat, sunflowerseedsaint and trippingoutontulips), I am releasing this greatest and most thorough test ever, believe me!

1/Identify a rhino from an image.
I identified the image of a rhino. (Though I admit I have no idea what is riding on it's back?)


2/ Mental calculation.
If you employ 100 Mexicans and you fire 7, how many are left for you to fire?
93.

3/ Why haven't you fired them yet?
My bathroom still needs cleaning.

4/ Recall?
The best band ever, believe me...........till their guitarist went fishing.

5/ More Recall.
Repeat the 5 words you were given earlier.
Covfefe, covfefe, covfefe, hubris, covfefe.

6/ More recall
What day is it?
Today.

7/ Religion.
What is your religious affliation?
St Kilda footy club. The greatest footy club ever! Believe me!

The number after 7/ Current affairs.
My lawyer has advised me not to answer this one as Melanoma might sue for divorce, believe me.

The doctor's summary at the 19th hole was that I am a very stable genius with long and beautiful fingers (and other parts), and I will live forever, just as long as I keep dunking spam into my chocolate MacShitshakes.

[parkeysainter]

Folks, Moorabbin sure beats that shithole Seaford, believe me! Seaford! Shithole country! Worst deal ever, believe me! Full of hippies (not patriots nor capitalists), Muslims (towellies), Nigerians (AIDS), Mexicans (rapists) and Collingwood supporters (non-patriot, non-capitalist, towellie, AIDS carrying, rapist 3rd-world hut dwellers). We should take them all out, believe me! I saved Christmas, I brought us back to Moorabbin, and I will drain the swamp and build a great wall around it, and I will make St Kilda great again! I will be your champion! And no one knows these things like I do, believe me. #makinggreatshitholesfrontpagenewseverywhereexceptinshitholeTaiwanwhichstuffedupthetranslationas'countireswherebirdsdon'tlayeggs!'-canyoubelievethatfolks?

Numpty. Are you one of these people that can't stand, but are also totally obsessed with Trump. You can't wait for him to make a mistake or say something silly every day. I bet your facebook account is filled with shared stories, articles and videos of him saying a word funny or holding up a telephone the wrong way.
Or maybe you love him as you post endless references to him most days.
I am confused.

When did Saintsational.net become spam central for a Trump hater or lover?

Whisper is Numpty is Trump's nephew.

Whisper is Numpty is NQR.

Fake news!!!

I just want everyone to know, folks I've just passed a very thorough cognitive test whilst playing golf with my doctor. The greatest and most thorough cognitive test ever, believe me! And to those non patriotic Mexican muslim enemies of the people fake news peddling shithole country dwelling hippies (like that Markproletariat, sunflowerseedsaint and trippingoutontulips), I am releasing this greatest and most thorough test ever, believe me!

1/Identify a rhino from an image.
I identified the image of a rhino. (Though I admit I have no idea what is riding on it's back?)


2/ Mental calculation.
If you employ 100 Mexicans and you fire 7, how many are left for you to fire?
93.

3/ Why haven't you fired them yet?
My bathroom still needs cleaning.

4/ Recall?
The best band ever, believe me...........till their guitarist went fishing.

5/ More Recall.
Repeat the 5 words you were given earlier.
Covfefe, covfefe, covfefe, hubris, covfefe.

6/ More recall
What day is it?
Today.

7/ Religion.
What is your religious affliation?
St Kilda footy club. The greatest footy club ever! Believe me!

The number after 7/ Current affairs.
My lawyer has advised me not to answer this one as Melanoma might sue for divorce, believe me.

The doctor's summary at the 19th hole was that I am a very stable genius with long and beautiful fingers (and other parts), and I will live forever, just as long as I keep dunking spam into my chocolate MacShitshakes.

I think you might need a pysch evaluation more than anyone Mr Numpty.

[saintbrat]

can't wait to try and get a sneak peak- looking schmick for the Guys on Monday

[iwantmeseats]

Is the Huggins staying or going?
Going I presume.
Unfortunately.