RSEA park at Moorabbin ( part 2 news? pg 5)

[Bernard Shakey]

Anyone know the difference in size between RESA Park and Linen House?

I think they're both the same size as the G.

[SaintPav]

Anyone know the difference in size between RESA Park and Linen House?

I think they're both the same size as the G.

Thanks. I meant the size/footprint of the actual building facilities.

[thejiggingsaint]

Why on earth we would retain the SC building is beyond me. Time for a brand NEW start. Yes, it’s “part of the old” but the point is to move on to the NEW. There’s no reason whatsoever, why the club can’t incorporate a social club/ function area into the design for “New Moorabbin”

Go Saints! ( to hell with the rest )

it is coming down Jiggster- there is cafe and function space in the new building- and once the one section finished the rest will be demolished and part 1A will continue.
one of the reasons for the size is so they can begin to hold event's functions at moorabbin rather than having to pay elsewhere- more corporate options.

Thanks for clearing that up for me Bratty! AND happy new year to you and yours! xx

[saintbrat]

can't find the plans quickly
if you go to the Moorabbin page in saints.com it scrolls through visuals
http://www.saints.com.au/moorabbin

but in this image the 3rd of the building to the right is the next step= the section being completed currently is centre to left ( well would be if it wasn't large


the left hand side of this picture is then roughly third of the building to come next- join line near the ground lights

[Drake Huggins]

When is that third stage due for the commencement of construction and completion?

[magnifisaint]

When is that third stage due for the commencement of construction and completion?

After the 2nd stage is complete

[ausfatcat]

considering how many organisations apart from the saints are going to be there it doesn't seem big enough to me (maybe they plan to boot them out after a couple of year I dunno)

[parkeysainter]

The Saints should try own a 1000+ pokies - not the 100 at Moorabbin. Who gives a crap if its gambling and if people want to put their kanga down the chute of a stupid machine then that is their problem.

We will rake in the millions and make the club stronger!

[Drake Huggins]

When is that third stage due for the commencement of construction and completion?

After the 2nd stage is complete

Thanks for that.

[ausfatcat]

The Saints should try own a 1000+ pokies - not the 100 at Moorabbin. Who gives a crap if its gambling and if people want to put their kanga down the chute of a stupid machine then that is their problem.

We will rake in the millions and make the club stronger!

should we campaign the club to do this?

[Numpty]

The Saints should try own a 1000+ pokies - not the 100 at Moorabbin. Who gives a crap if its gambling and if people want to put their kanga down the chute of a stupid machine then that is their problem.

We will rake in the millions and make the club stronger!

I like your style, believe me! You are like your President, that Trumble guy. You are worse than me Parkey. And I admire that, believe me! And you are a patriot! So which park? Must be Park Avenue. A man with your entrepreneurial nouse.

And wouldn't you agree, let's not stop at poker machines. Why not the St Kilda casino? I know casinos, believe me. And it will be coal powered. With coal from the St Kilda coal and uranium mines. The greatest deal ever!

And what about girls? Forget the Saints Disco. The Saints Brothel is where we are heading, believe me. And nobody knows brothels like I do. My great friend Vladimir, he's Russian, and he can get us some girls. And if needed, there's always more at TRUMPSingles, believe me. And we could make movies with them also. Ricky Nixon, another of my great friend of mine, he's available. And then there's Melanoma. She likes making movies, believe me. It's all legal. It's all job creating. It's all entrepreneurial! It's all the greatest deal ever! We will rake in the millions and make the club stronger, believe me! There will be so much winning!

Parkey, you are just the entrepreneurial man of greed, I mean, the entrepreneurial man of vision, that I need, believe me. I'm planning a couple of regime changes. Rocketman. I'm going to fire Rocketman. Pity. He's the funniest guy since that towely, Chemcal Ali, believe me. But Mad Dog has told me it's time for him to go. Besides, when he starts trying to claim that his little red button is bigger than mine!!! Well, that's fake news, as many can attest to, believe me. And then there's those deceitful lying Pakis. They think their deceitful lying is bigger than mine. More fake news! Believe me! I'm going to fire them too, believe me! No one knows deceitful lying like me, no one, believe me!

So Parkey, how'd you like to run a country for me? Take your pick. Curried goat? Curried dog? #makingrakinginmillionsgrateagain

[ausfatcat]

if it secures the ongoing concern for the st Kilda entity do it, sits in with the image of St Kilda area

[parkeysainter]

The Saints should try own a 1000+ pokies - not the 100 at Moorabbin. Who gives a crap if its gambling and if people want to put their kanga down the chute of a stupid machine then that is their problem.

We will rake in the millions and make the club stronger!

I like your style, believe me! You are like your President, that Trumble guy. You are worse than me Parkey. And I admire that, believe me! And you are a patriot! So which park? Must be Park Avenue. A man with your entrepreneurial nouse.

And wouldn't you agree, let's not stop at poker machines. Why not the St Kilda casino? I know casinos, believe me. And it will be coal powered. With coal from the St Kilda coal and uranium mines. The greatest deal ever!

And what about girls? Forget the Saints Disco. The Saints Brothel is where we are heading, believe me. And nobody knows brothels like I do. My great friend Vladimir, he's Russian, and he can get us some girls. And if needed, there's always more at TRUMPSingles, believe me. And we could make movies with them also. Ricky Nixon, another of my great friend of mine, he's available. And then there's Melanoma. She likes making movies, believe me. It's all legal. It's all job creating. It's all entrepreneurial! It's all the greatest deal ever! We will rake in the millions and make the club stronger, believe me! There will be so much winning!

Parkey, you are just the entrepreneurial man of greed, I mean, the entrepreneurial man of vision, that I need, believe me. I'm planning a couple of regime changes. Rocketman. I'm going to fire Rocketman. Pity. He's the funniest guy since that towely, Chemcal Ali, believe me. But Mad Dog has told me it's time for him to go. Besides, when he starts trying to claim that his little red button is bigger than mine!!! Well, that's fake news, as many can attest to, believe me. And then there's those deceitful lying Pakis. They think their deceitful lying is bigger than mine. More fake news! Believe me! I'm going to fire them too, believe me! No one knows deceitful lying like me, no one, believe me!

So Parkey, how'd you like to run a country for me? Take your pick. Curried goat? Curried dog? #makingrakinginmillionsgrateagain

Yeah, whatever mate.

[Con Gorozidis]

The Saints should try own a 1000+ pokies - not the 100 at Moorabbin. Who gives a crap if its gambling and if people want to put their kanga down the chute of a stupid machine then that is their problem.

We will rake in the millions and make the club stronger!

I like your style, believe me! You are like your President, that Trumble guy. You are worse than me Parkey. And I admire that, believe me! And you are a patriot! So which park? Must be Park Avenue. A man with your entrepreneurial nouse.

And wouldn't you agree, let's not stop at poker machines. Why not the St Kilda casino? I know casinos, believe me. And it will be coal powered. With coal from the St Kilda coal and uranium mines. The greatest deal ever!

And what about girls? Forget the Saints Disco. The Saints Brothel is where we are heading, believe me. And nobody knows brothels like I do. My great friend Vladimir, he's Russian, and he can get us some girls. And if needed, there's always more at TRUMPSingles, believe me. And we could make movies with them also. Ricky Nixon, another of my great friend of mine, he's available. And then there's Melanoma. She likes making movies, believe me. It's all legal. It's all job creating. It's all entrepreneurial! It's all the greatest deal ever! We will rake in the millions and make the club stronger, believe me! There will be so much winning!

Parkey, you are just the entrepreneurial man of greed, I mean, the entrepreneurial man of vision, that I need, believe me. I'm planning a couple of regime changes. Rocketman. I'm going to fire Rocketman. Pity. He's the funniest guy since that towely, Chemcal Ali, believe me. But Mad Dog has told me it's time for him to go. Besides, when he starts trying to claim that his little red button is bigger than mine!!! Well, that's fake news, as many can attest to, believe me. And then there's those deceitful lying Pakis. They think their deceitful lying is bigger than mine. More fake news! Believe me! I'm going to fire them too, believe me! No one knows deceitful lying like me, no one, believe me!

So Parkey, how'd you like to run a country for me? Take your pick. Curried goat? Curried dog? #makingrakinginmillionsgrateagain

Yeah, whatever mate.

I didnt follow most of it - but I love a good rant!
Encompassed a whole bunch of gepolitics in there.
Terrific stuff.
Id like to see more of it to be honest. The more obscure the better!

[Con Gorozidis]

Found this on BigFooty and thought some of you might get a laugh

[Gershwin]

Hilarious.

[Con Gorozidis]

Hilarious.

Love the $18 million budget for the Disco.

[Trev from the Bush]

The Pres' letter is nearly as funny as Numpty's post. About as funny as a fart in a crowded lift.

[parkeysainter]

The Pres' letter is nearly as funny as Numpty's post. About as funny as a fart in a crowded lift.

True. I can't believe people take the time out of their daily lives to create this crap.

[Jacks Back]

The Pres' letter is nearly as funny as Numpty's post. About as funny as a fart in a crowded lift.

True. I can't believe people take the time out of their daily lives to create this crap.

It sounds like the letter was written by a Colonwood supporter if ya ask me.

[saynta]

The Pres' letter is nearly as funny as Numpty's post. About as funny as a fart in a crowded lift.

plus one

[iwantmeseats]

What a cold souless heartless place this is going to be, so sad.
Should have kept SOMETHING from the old.
The old SC and the Huggins stand COULD HAVE been kept if they wanted to. Dont believe the BS that it couldnt.

[st.byron]

Numpty's one of the best posters we have. Believe me. I know posters better than anyone.

[SaintPav]

Some people are so sensitive and the truth hurts but face facts; much of our history is dismal and pathetic.

[skeptic]

Meh.. it’s harmless bit of fun.

Ppl get there back up because we’re the butt of the joke...

Life’s too short to be annoyed at stuff like this.

After all, didn’t we all have a chuckle at Carlton’s expense when this came out over a decade ago





CARLTON FOOTBALL CLUB - ANNUAL REPORT ELECTRONIC VERSION

PRESIDENT'S REPORT

It is with great pleasure that I submit this edited email version of the
2003 Annual Report to the members of the Carlton Football Club.

2003 was a year of great change for the Blues. I changed the name of the
John Elliott Stand, and Denis Pagan changed his 1998 Mitsubishi for a
brand new BMW. On-field Carlton shocked the football world by avoiding the
spoon and to be honest I was pretty surprised myself. I would like to leave
all loyal members with the message that the only way is up, but given that
we finished 15th, I can't.

Ian Collins
General Manager, Telstra Dome

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COACHES REPORT

After our record Round 22 thrashing at the hands of my former club I was
asked whether I regretted making the move to Carlton. As I have said
previously - NO!
The money's good and you get September off. Let's face it, a secondary
school teacher gets just $40,000 a year and I got 800 big ones and couldn't
even teach Luke Livingston how to punch from behind. I eagerly look forward
to next year and the CPI rise that accompanies it.

Denis Pagan
Millionaire, Semi-Retired

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FINANCE REPORT

There is both good and bad news in this year's financial report for the
Carlton Football Club. Whilst the club saved $350,000 in under the table
payments, we lost our major Ground Sponsor in Optus.

I would like to assure all Carlton members that every effort was made to
re-secure the telecommunications giant. In an official statement to the
club on September 4, Optus Marketing Manager Jeremy Scholes stated;
"Our marketing slogan is 'Yes' but in the case of the Carlton Football Club,
Optus is willing to make an exception".
The club is making every effort to find a replacement for Optus. Phone
retailer Crazy John's was contacted but we were told that whilst John
might be crazy, he's not completely insane. We received a similar
response from whitegoods specialist Ken Bruce.

Undeterred, the club is now looking at companies whose name could become
synonymous with the Carlton Football Club. At present we are in
discussions with discount retailer Going, Going, Gone, anti smoking organisation Quit
and sporting goods manufacturer Everlast. An announcement is expected
shortly.

Ivan Szer
Finance and Bad-Will

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2003 AWARDS

Best and Fairest - Lawrence Angwin

We would like to congratulate Lawrence Angwin who walked away with the
Best and Fairest trophy on the night. Unfortunately, it was actually won by
McKay. Police are currently investigating.

Best and Fattest - Lance Whitnall

Lance once again wins a trip to Camp Eden on the Gold Coast and is only
one year away from becoming a life member at the health resort.

Best Clubman - Justin Murphy

No Carlton player spent more time in clubs this year than Justin. Heat,
Mercury Lounge, Motel, QBar you name the club, Justin was there. He is a
worthy recipient of best clubman.

Mark For the Year - Barnaby French

Barnaby took his one mark for the year in Round 21 against Hawthorn.

Coaches' Award - Mick Martyn

As every Carlton supporter has worked out, Denis loves Mick.

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