the Jaxons skeptics thread, only for the enlightened ones

[SuperDuper]

Please keep all Jaxons spleen venting in this thread

Pat yourselves on the back for being skeptics. Congratulate yourselves for not blindly beleiving everything you read on an internet fan forum. Talk about how clever you are compared to all those others who like to hear from Jaxons. Tell each other that you wish Jaxons would nick-off! Tell yourselves how Jaxons must be attention seeking, regardless of how unassuming all his posts have been. Invent a mythical Jaxons that is a total big noting ass and then tear him down to size like he deserves!

In essence, go for it and knock yourselves out!!!!



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[MickThomas]

Speaking for myself and WW/GPH,
we both believe that Jaxons is an 83 year old lady
who lives in Seaford, and walks her grizzled old labrador past the club HQ every second day...
She gets her grand-daughter to post on here.
The reason she's quit the forum is...
The club is going home to Linton St and she'll be walking past spinifex and tumbleweeds at East Rd, there'll be weeds growing through the pavers, broken windows,
and only the ghosts of the couldabeens whispering to her "I coulda been a contender!!!"

[Jacks Back]

After a post by someone saying he was the janitor at Seaford I pictured him as:

[SaintPav]

What's Skeptic got to do with Jaxons?

What happened to Haynes?

Simple question.

[degruch]

Where's the official "I Don't Give a s***" thread then?

[Con Gorozidis]

Anyone who get over 50% strike rate on pre-news is legit imo.
He is tracking at around 80%.
Noone should expect 100%.

[Vazelos]

I had one skirmish with him when he smashed me that I dont know football over Dunstan and was adamant one of my ITK posts from a very strong source wasnt correct but no one should be bullied in here.... If indeed he is giving some good information then I hope he stays...
At one stage he was given exalted status by people but has been cut down to size pretty quickly...
You dont get away with much in this forum if you work in the ITK space.....

[Vazelos]

I had one skirmish with him when he smashed me that I dont know football over Dunstan and was adamant one of my ITK posts from a very strong source wasnt correct but no one should be bullied in here.... If indeed he is giving some good information then I hope he stays...
At one stage he was given exalted status by people but has been cut down to size pretty quickly...
You dont get away with much in this forum if you work in the ITK space.....

I did mention that if he was getting it from the club then he was doing someone a disservice by putting it on here...

There is stuff I find out that I just wont post, you just cannot if you hear certain things....

[mightysainters]

This is ridiculous.. bunch of idiots

[Long Term Injury]

What's Skeptic got to do with Jaxons?

What happened to Haynes?

Simple question.

No idea, but as a wild guess I could foresee us trading hickey for him and Jaxons has made a point of not commenting on actual players. Or, it could be that the winds have changed

[prwilkinson]

Anyone who get over 50% strike rate on pre-news is legit imo.
He is tracking at around 80%.
Noone should expect 100%.

Yep. There really are some genuine 'eat your own' supporters out there.

[parkeysainter]

God, thought I finished high school a very long time ago. This is the word thread I've ever seen in my short stay.

[parkeysainter]

What's Skeptic got to do with Jaxons?

What happened to Haynes?

Simple question.

Haynes?! Say again?! Isn't he from GWS? Think he was a Frankston boy originally.

[Sainternist]

I've nothing against Jaxons, it's just the nauseating sycophants on this forum who all get in a circle around him for a bukkake that is off-putting.

[Myron Gaines]

Shut the whole site down its cooked

[Vazelos]

If he is that strong with the ITK space then he is someone you want to stay in this forum.
He should not be smashed but at the same time he should not carry on like some Alpha male super star either.
I had some information via a close media friend who knew a board member well that advised me on some news & I shared it 6 months later when it was no longer relevant & Jaxons dismissed it like he knew better.

My guess is the following:

He is not employed in the AFL industry as he would be compromising his job.
I do not think he would be getting it from someone employed inside the club as he would be seriously jeopardizing that person's position by sharing ITK information on here.
I believe he is either a friend of a well connected players agent or someone in the media.
Either way if his mail is reasonably good that is great but that does not make him a messiah or everything he says is 100% correct or that other people don't have strong connections also.

At one stage people were feeding his ego & he got a rise out of it & we were enjoying some good mail...

All good.... we all want the scoop, everyone wants to know what our club is up to and lets just keep it all in perspective.

[The Fireman]

I wish I was famous here on SS.

[st.byron]

I've nothing against Jaxons, it's just the nauseating sycophants on this forum who all get in a circle around him for a bukkake that is off-putting.

Just ignore it then.

[Sainternist]

My guess is the following:

He is not employed in the AFL industry as he would be compromising his job.
I do not think he would be getting it from someone employed inside the club as he would be seriously jeopardizing that person's position by sharing ITK information on here.
I believe he is either a friend of a well connected players agent or someone in the media.
Either way if his mail is reasonably good that is great but that does not make him a messiah or everything he says is 100% correct or that other people don't have strong connections also.

At one stage people were feeding his ego & he got a rise out of it & we were enjoying some good mail...

All good.... we all want the scoop, everyone wants to know what our club is up to and lets just keep it all in perspective.

+1

Couldn't have said it better myself.

[degruch]

I wish I was famous here on SS.

Well, below your avatar it says you're a legend! Tales of the Fireman will be passed down through the generations.

[The Fireman]

I wish I was famous here on SS.

Well, below your avatar it says you're a legend! Tales of the Fireman will be passed down through the generations.

hey your right..thanks mate...my chest is now firmly out.


PS is it possible to give out autographs on here ?

[Sainternist]

After a post by someone saying he was the janitor at Seaford I pictured him as:

That was me. Yep, Janitor Jaxons can be his nickname.

[saint-stu]

My guess is the following:

He is not employed in the AFL industry as he would be compromising his job.
I do not think he would be getting it from someone employed inside the club as he would be seriously jeopardizing that person's position by sharing ITK information on here.
I believe he is either a friend of a well connected players agent or someone in the media.
Either way if his mail is reasonably good that is great but that does not make him a messiah or everything he says is 100% correct or that other people don't have strong connections also.

At one stage people were feeding his ego & he got a rise out of it & we were enjoying some good mail...

All good.... we all want the scoop, everyone wants to know what our club is up to and lets just keep it all in perspective.

+1

Couldn't have said it better myself.

Tony74 has confirmed that Jaxons is legit. Unless you think Tony74 is not too? If others have inside information, that's great! I'm sure everyone would appreciate it being shared. Just don't understand why people feel the need to sh*t on this.

[MickThomas]

I wish I was famous here on SS.

I thought you were famous as the first responder who assisted some
'vertically-challenged' paid performers at a Mad Monday,
who were suffering some incendiary damage

[skeptic]

I feel unfairly implicated by the use of the word skeptic