Blight? Worth another punt?

[thejiggingsaint]

What can we lose?

[Jacks Back]

What about we get the old firm Baker & Milne back in to teach the players some scrapping?

[thejiggingsaint]

Mad Dog Muir for PR? How about Rod Butterss as social events director? Oscar Pretorious for kicking coach ( can't go much worse than the current one!) Hmmmmmm? Decisions decisions!

[WellardSaint]

Blight loves golf.
Moving back to Moorabbin, means he's not too far from Royal Melbourne.

Install a solarium in his coach's office so he can feel like he's on the Gold Coast.
If he wants the team to sit in a circle on the ground after a game (the naughty corner?)
that's OK because we need some wackiness and weirdness

If he wants to spend 3 hours preparing for the next game by looking at a totally blank notebook,
hey, that's Blighty.

if he insists on calling us SAINT Kilda instead of St Kilda, well, he's from Adelaide and they are weird cats, hey.

[thejiggingsaint]

Blight loves golf.
Moving back to Moorabbin, means he's not too far from Royal Melbourne.

Install a solarium in his coach's office so he can feel like he's on the Gold Coast.
If he wants the team to sit in a circle on the ground after a game (the naughty corner?)
that's OK because we need some wackiness and weirdness

If he wants to spend 3 hours preparing for the next game by looking at a totally blank notebook,
hey, that's Blighty.

if he insists on calling us SAINT Kilda instead of St Kilda, well, he's from Adelaide and they are weird cats, hey.

I reckon you're on to something there mate! Blighty! Mighty flighty Blighty! Tighty-whitey-kitey-Blighty! We could also get GT back to hover around the coaches box, along with Waldron and Buttox! ( just to remind Blighty of old times!)

Now, ....... we'll need to raise some cash for his $million-dollar half-season.......

Let the fund raising begin!

[spert]

Bring back Graeme Gellie

[thejiggingsaint]

While we're at it....... get dear old Quarters ready to do the "rats tossbag" interview (episode 2)

[CarlD]

What have you been smoking in Sydney Jiggster?

[thejiggingsaint]

What have you been smoking in Sydney Jiggster?

The GOOD stuff! My dear colleague! The GOOD stuff!

Now, can I hear a HALLELUJAH ?!

[CarlD]

HALLELUJAH

[thejiggingsaint]

HALLELUJAH

YAY! Ah say! YAY-Yesssssssss! Go the marshmallows!

[magnifisaint]

Why not. Reckon he might be worth 2 mill.

[thejiggingsaint]

Why not. Reckon he might be worth 2 mill.

Why not indeed!

[WellardSaint]

Blight loves golf.
Moving back to Moorabbin, means he's not too far from Royal Melbourne.

Install a solarium in his coach's office so he can feel like he's on the Gold Coast.
If he wants the team to sit in a circle on the ground after a game (the naughty corner?)
that's OK because we need some wackiness and weirdness

If he wants to spend 3 hours preparing for the next game by looking at a totally blank notebook,
hey, that's Blighty.

if he insists on calling us SAINT Kilda instead of St Kilda, well, he's from Adelaide and they are weird cats, hey.

I reckon you're on to something there mate! Blighty! Mighty flighty Blighty! Tighty-whitey-kitey-Blighty! We could also get GT back to hover around the coaches box, along with Waldron and Buttox! ( just to remind Blighty of old times!)

Now, ....... we'll need to raise some cash for his $million-dollar half-season.......

Let the fund raising begin!

BUTTOX !!
That's just the best nickname I've ever heard!

GOLD !!!

[thejiggingsaint]

Blight loves golf.
Moving back to Moorabbin, means he's not too far from Royal Melbourne.

Install a solarium in his coach's office so he can feel like he's on the Gold Coast.
If he wants the team to sit in a circle on the ground after a game (the naughty corner?)
that's OK because we need some wackiness and weirdness

If he wants to spend 3 hours preparing for the next game by looking at a totally blank notebook,
hey, that's Blighty.

if he insists on calling us SAINT Kilda instead of St Kilda, well, he's from Adelaide and they are weird cats, hey.

I reckon you're on to something there mate! Blighty! Mighty flighty Blighty! Tighty-whitey-kitey-Blighty! We could also get GT back to hover around the coaches box, along with Waldron and Buttox! ( just to remind Blighty of old times!)

Now, ....... we'll need to raise some cash for his $million-dollar half-season.......

Let the fund raising begin!

BUTTOX !!
That's just the best nickname I've ever heard!

GOLD !!!

Yes mate, old president Buttox was always one of Blightys fave folk!

[White Winmar]

Bring him back for one season, so we can confirm Buttersssss made the right decision in sacking him last time. Besides, we could use a good laugh at the moment. We'll have to set up a smoking area in the new facility, just for Blighty. Not that he adhered to the non smoking rules in the building or coach's box last time around! Perhaps we could have a "Smokers' Stand" named after Malcom.

[thejiggingsaint]

Bring him back for one season, so we can confirm Buttersssss made the right decision in sacking him last time. Besides, we could use a good laugh at the moment. We'll have to set up a smoking area in the new facility, just for Blighty. Not that he adhered to the non smoking rules in the building or coach's box last time around! Perhaps we could have a "Smokers' Stand" named after Malcom.

Maybe we could get Jim Carrey (in his "mask" persona) to do the membership motto: "SSSSMMMMMMMMMMMMO-KIN! with Blighty"

*this post has yet to be classified by the mods for "baiting/taunting" content.

[saynta]

[quote="thejiggingsaint"]What can we lose?[/quote

That has to be the f****** sickest joke i have ever heard.

[thejiggingsaint]

What can we lose?[/quote

That has to be the f****** sickest joke i have ever heard.

Yes, but that's what it was... a JOKE!