StoneCold 2 week ban

[Dis Believer]

Joffa to the car park please.

Won't happen Firey!!!!!!!!!
I stand a towering 180cm and I'm 55.
It would be unfair of me to meet the little guy in the carpark unless I was going to light him on fire like the saints did to the other dwarf.

Imagine me with my hand on his forehead and his little midget arms swinging trying to connect with me yelling at me in his squeaky little jockey voice.

Nah, I don't think little Titch Stonefish will want to take a hulking giant like me on in the carpark.

I'm picturing the scene in the movie ELF where the midget attacks Will Farrell.

lol, please get this on vid

Copy please.......

[loris]

Stonecold's song:

Watched the clip Sainternist.......... I could decipher the words Stone Cold Bush, that was all.

What on earth were the rest of the lyrics about? Was it something about George Bush?

Very, noisy rather musically talentless group for me. To each his own I guess
Why is it little skinny, scrawny men like to strut the stage half naked, showing what puny bodies they have? Mick Jagger is another one who comes to mind, whose lack of masculinity is a real turn off for me.

Reminds me of a comment Bill Hayden (former pollie & GG) made about Bob Hawke. He told the time of when he went to Hawke's home, and Hawke answered his door knock, stark bollocks naked. Hayden mused on what a scrawny little fellow Hawke was and said Hawke's penis looked like a shrivelled up prawn, and he wondered how on earth Hawke could be considered a sex symbol by women when the appendage he had to work with looked totally useless and harmless.
This tale was written up in a biography of Hayden's or it may have been Hayden's autobiography that I read. Since reading it, I find it difficult to get this imagery of Hawke's scrawny body and useless penis out of my mind when ever I see Bob Hawke.

[satchmo]

Loris!!
I am reading that backwards in an attempt to un-read it!

[RODOS]

Loris!!
I am reading that backwards in an attempt to un-read it!

hahahaha

[Sainter_Dad]

Loris!!
I am reading that backwards in an attempt to un-read it!

Does this help?

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?: sseug I nwo sih hcae oT .em rof puorg sseltnelat yllacisum rehtar ysion ,yreV

?hsuB egroeG tuoba gnihtemos ti saW ?tuoba sciryl eht fo tser eht erew htrae no tahW

.lla saw taht ,hsuB dloC enotS sdrow eht rehpiced dluoc I ..........tsinretniaS pilc eht dehctaW

[asiu]

hehehe

certainly didn't make it any worse !!



krauqs eht taht gnolchs regnol a dah otaek wenk tsuj i

[Sainter_Dad]

hehehe

certainly didn't make it any worse !!



krauqs eht taht gnolchs regnol a dah otaek wenk tsuj i

LOL - Keato and the Squark - coming to a Cinema near you!

[Joffa Burns]

Joffa to the car park please.

Won't happen Firey!!!!!!!!!
I stand a towering 180cm and I'm 55.
It would be unfair of me to meet the little guy in the carpark unless I was going to light him on fire like the saints did to the other dwarf.

Imagine me with my hand on his forehead and his little midget arms swinging trying to connect with me yelling at me in his squeaky little jockey voice.

Nah, I don't think little Titch Stonefish will want to take a hulking giant like me on in the carpark.

I'm picturing the scene in the movie ELF where the midget attacks Will Farrell.

lol, please get this on vid

Copy please.......

STONECOLD

Saw the little fella today and took this pic.
he says hi and that he can't wait to get back on the foum!!!!!!!!!!!
He apologizes for upsetting anyone and is looking forward to a fresh start.

<warning for baiting and noted as a possible ONGOING DISPUTE>

[asiu]

is someone photoshopping Exclamation Marks streaming from his little fingers *
as i type and u read
if not
why not

[WellardSaint]

stop replying to this thread, it's getting annoying

[saynta]

stop replying to this thread, it's getting annoying

[Sainternist]

Stonecold's song:

Watched the clip Sainternist.......... I could decipher the words Stone Cold Bush, that was all.

What on earth were the rest of the lyrics about? Was it something about George Bush?

Very, noisy rather musically talentless group for me. To each his own I guess
Why is it little skinny, scrawny men like to strut the stage half naked, showing what puny bodies they have? Mick Jagger is another one who comes to mind, whose lack of masculinity is a real turn off for me.

Reminds me of a comment Bill Hayden (former pollie & GG) made about Bob Hawke. He told the time of when he went to Hawke's home, and Hawke answered his door knock, stark bollocks naked. Hayden mused on what a scrawny little fellow Hawke was and said Hawke's penis looked like a shrivelled up prawn, and he wondered how on earth Hawke could be considered a sex symbol by women when the appendage he had to work with looked totally useless and harmless.
This tale was written up in a biography of Hayden's or it may have been Hayden's autobiography that I read. Since reading it, I find it difficult to get this imagery of Hawke's scrawny body and useless penis out of my mind when ever I see Bob Hawke.

Hahaha I take it you're not a fan of the Red Hot Chili Peppers, Loris. No offense taken. I liked them years ago, but have lost interest in their music years ago now. Not sure about them being talentless. They are pretty good musicians. Their bass players was actually born in Melbourne.

I think the song might be about a sex worker who is emotionless when she has sex, thus stone cold bush. Nothing to do with George Bush. I that song may have even been released before Bush Senior became president.

That story about Bill Hayden was hilarious. Apparently Hawke was a real philanderer in his time. Perhaps he should have been a member of the Red Hot Chili Peppers!

[Dave McNamara]

Red Hot Chilli Peppers?

That band's name has always struck me as being clearly ironic.