Round 1 Rhyming Report

[The Rhyming Saints]

Ignore the media, stay strong and tight
It's focus and teamwork that will win the fight
So play with passion and show no fear
And build a culture that you're proud to share

[loris]

Ignore the media, stay strong and tight
It's focus and teamwork that will win the fight
So play with passion and show no fear
And build a culture that you're proud to share

Welcome!

[asiu]

more of You !! ffs
there's already an oversupply
of talkn apes

[asiu]

ps

we already are that culture

[White Winmar]

Welcome aboard, you sainter Bard
Remaining calm on here can be hard
Battles rage on, personal and such
But once addicted, the fun is too much!

[Life Long Saint]

Welcome aboard Rhyming Saint
Glad you can give us your time
But some advice for future reference
Fear and share don't quite rhyme!

[Sainter_Dad]

FTFY

Ignore the media, stay strong and tight
It's focus and teamwork that will win the fight
So play with passion, as much as you dare
And build a culture that you're proud to share

[kosifantutti]

Welcome on board my rhyming friend.
This place could drive you round the bend.
But when you're rhyming, take great care,
Or you might try rhyming "fear" and "share"

[whiskers3614]

Welcome aboard Rhyming Saint
Glad you can give us your time
But some advice for future reference
Fear and share don't quite rhyme!

They do if you're a New Zealander!

[Sainter_Dad]

Careful of the feelings of our Bard
S/He may take your criticism too hard
The cost may be dear, if thy barbs they Fear
They may not Care in the future to Share

[stevie]

When Devo comes along...you must whip him
Before we're too far gone...yes we whip him

[RODOS]

heartfelt apologies in advance,
it appears, if just through happenstance
I too have caught this awful bug
a deadly strain of sainter love

[markp]

Fear and share rhyme close enough
The pedants and critics can go and get stuffed

[WellardSaint]

I'm no fan of Gilbo
Yes, I know he's a trier;
But neither he nor our Jarryn
Will take us much higher

[The Rhyming Saints]

Thank you all for your warm gidday
I pen my poems the kiwi way
So go the Saints it is your time
I'll report your progress with a kind of rhyme

[WellardSaint]

Thank you all for your warm gidday
I pen my poems the kiwi way
So go the Saints it is your time
I'll report your progress with a kind of rhyme

We didn't know you've crossed The Pond
(the only word that rhymes is "blonde")
it's good to hear a Kiwi voice
welcome to the Saints, good "choice"

[Sainter_Dad]

We didn't know you've crossed The Pond
(the only word that rhymes is "blonde")
it's good to hear a Kiwi voice
welcome to the Saints, good "choice"

Wellard Saint, you are wrong
(I have not heard that for oh so long)
Rhyming words that go with Pond
Include abscond, bond, wand and fond

FTFY

We didn't know you've crossed The Pond
We are glad that you have made a Bond
in joining our Saintly Chorus - good "choice"
it's good to hear a Kiwi voice!

[WellardSaint]

We didn't know you've crossed The Pond
(the only word that rhymes is "blonde")
it's good to hear a Kiwi voice
welcome to the Saints, good "choice"

Wellard Saint, you are wrong
(I have not heard that for oh so long)
Rhyming words that go with Pond
Include, Abscond, bond wand and fond

FTFY

We didn't know you've crossed The Pond
We are gland that you have made a Bond
in joining our Saintly Chorus - good "choice"
it's good to hear a Kiwi voice!

you've just "trumped" me

speaking of rhyming...
a guy says to his mate "What rhymes with 'orange"? "
his mate replied "No it doesn't!"

[Jacks Back]

There was a poet from over the pond
Who waved a beautiful magic wand
8cres got the call
To play on the ball
And he was best on ground and beyond

[minneapolis]

Welcome mate, good on ya son
Here to bring some wit and pun
We need a dose of glee and fun
'Cos our hopes are on the run.



Loris where are ya?

[GRAMophone]

Welcome to the forum
You'll notice the decorum!
No sign of SP polling
To decide if you are trolling

[The Craw]

We all know the Saints are from Nantucket,
and as usual in the first game they suck it.
Richo says we’ll be fine
one week at a time
But if we lose our second game, well I say Farkit!

[loris]

We all know the Saints are from Nantucket,
and as usual in the first game they suck it.
Richo says we’ll be fine
one week at a time
But if we lose our second game, well I say Farkit!

It's The Craw, It's The Craw!!
More! More! Coleslaw!

[Enrico_Misso]

Round two sees us way out in the West
to again endure the umpire pest.
Games over there are but a farce
cos the cheating pricks take it up-on themselves to make sure the home side wins.

[kosifantutti]

The umpires need guide dogs
Labradors or Beagles
'Cos every time we play those flogs
It's #freekickeagles