Josh Bruce has gone mad.

[Sainternist]

Goodness! What on earth is that dead animal Dermie has draped himself in?

Think it is mammoth pelt

I think it is a mammoth foreskin, protecting the mammoth knob inside.

Hahaha... I think Austinn's guess may be nearest the pin.

[#gosaintas]

I saw him in that at Riva one day on a Sunday arvo

[Dr Spaceman]

Goodness! What on earth is that dead animal Dermie has draped himself in?

Are we talking about the critter draped around his body or the critter draped around his skull?

Both would seem to share a certain amount of genetic material.

[Old Mate]

Goodness! What on earth is that dead animal Dermie has draped himself in?

Think it is mammoth pelt

I think it is a mammoth foreskin, protecting the mammoth knob inside.

Lol. You just won the internet with this post. Just glorious.

[Verdun66]

Apologies if someone mentioned this before. I seem to remember it being mentioned that Josh Bruce was elite athlete material because he had done some rowing when he was younger. That sets up serious aerobic capacity and strength. Or did I dream that? Pretty sure it was Josh.

[Verdun66]

Ha Hah....Google is a marvellous thing....

https://www.rowingonline.com.au/Generic ... 603424bbaf

[aussie sainter]

Loved the big blokes game on the weekend also. Echo the sentiments of some here that we should remain optimistic, but cautious also. Being an old bugga that remembers numbers, I reckon the last blokes to pop up from no where to kick a half dozen in a game were Daniel Healy (against WCE?) and Steve Sziller (against Sydney?). Neither champs by any stretch but had a game where everything went right for them. Look, Bruce is not going to kick 6 a week. At best, we should be hoping for a consistent, week in, week out effort kicking 2 or 3, using his big boy to give the little blokes first use at ground level, and taking pressure off Rooey and hopefully extend the champs career by a year or two.

[Armoooo]

I Hope he becomes a champ in the process

[Dr Spaceman]

Apologies if someone mentioned this before. I seem to remember it being mentioned that Josh Bruce was elite athlete material because he had done some rowing when he was younger. That sets up serious aerobic capacity and strength. Or did I dream that? Pretty sure it was Josh.

"He could stroke my canvas"

[Verdun66]

Apologies if someone mentioned this before. I seem to remember it being mentioned that Josh Bruce was elite athlete material because he had done some rowing when he was younger. That sets up serious aerobic capacity and strength. Or did I dream that? Pretty sure it was Josh.

"He could stroke my canvas"

I could be wrong of course....he might have been the cox.

[skeptic]

I hope the club realises that Bruce isn't a primary forward

in an idea world he's the second tall

[bigcarl]

I hope the club realises that Bruce isn't a primary forward

in an idea world he's the second tall

Time will tell on that one. He looked like a primary forward on Saturday