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Appropriate punishment for CJ

Post: # 1385613Post whiskers3614 »

Jail is so inadequate for this HATE CRIME>

So let's find something more fitting.

1. No dinner till he can hit Riewoldt on the chest from 55 metres away.
2.Make him tag Steven Baker
3.Make him walk a mile in the dwarf's shoes (and pants)
4.Lock him in a room with MarkinUSA (and no ear-plugs)
5.Give him a ream of paper and a box of pencils and make him write an essay on all the things Big Mart would have done better at St.Kilda.(impose a 100 page limit on him)

No let's be merciful and just hang him!


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Post: # 1385649Post skeptic »

Mmmm

Well he lit a dwarf on fire...

Seems only fair that the shortest player on the list gets to light him on fire


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Re: Appropriate punishment for CJ

Post: # 1385651Post Dr Spaceman »

skeptic wrote:Mmmm

Well he lit a dwarf on fire...

Seems only fair that the shortest player on the list gets to light him on fire
Or Watters? :)





Then again, maybe they'll just 'fire' him :wink:


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Re: Appropriate punishment for CJ

Post: # 1385653Post bergsone »

Burn him at the stake


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Post: # 1385654Post WellardSaint »

Home detention.
At p66's house. Not sure how long he would last before going mad, sportsbet would have him at $1.05 to go 2 days before escaping thru the laundry.


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Re: Appropriate punishment for CJ

Post: # 1385656Post Con Gorozidis »

whiskers3614 wrote:Jail is so inadequate for this HATE CRIME>

So let's find something more fitting.

1. No dinner till he can hit Riewoldt on the chest from 55 metres away.
2.Make him tag Steven Baker
3.Make him walk a mile in the dwarf's shoes (and pants)
4.Lock him in a room with MarkinUSA (and no ear-plugs)
5.Give him a ream of paper and a box of pencils and make him write an essay on all the things Big Mart would have done better at St.Kilda.(impose a 100 page limit on him)

No let's be merciful and just hang him!
:D :D :D


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There is no place in this country for incendiary terrorist-types like CJ who drive around clogging up our roads.











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Re: Appropriate punishment for CJ

Post: # 1385668Post Hurricane »

The midget in question also preforms for a low budget local pro wrestling mob called PCW. They should make CJ watch all the PCW shows back to back. That would be a punishment worse than death

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Seeing a lot of you think it is so socially acceptable and funny to set a small person's clothes on fire then maybe what you should do tonight is sneak up on your kids, and set their clothes on fire and have a good laugh.


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Post: # 1385670Post saintspremiers »

CJ should be thrown into the river as part of the B&F entertainment


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Post: # 1385674Post noob »

Remove one arm so he is forced to kick.


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Post: # 1385711Post Kickit »

A Booting ( Refer to the Episode of the Simpsons when they visited Australia ).
But by a Dwarf on the Footy Show.


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A visit to the BURNS UNIT at the ROYAL CHILDRENS HOSPITAL might open their eyes up to what might have been. And not just CJ either, THE ENTIRE PLAYING LIST !!


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3rd generation saint wrote:Seeing a lot of you think it is so socially acceptable and funny to set a small person's clothes on fire then maybe what you should do tonight is sneak up on your kids, and set their clothes on fire and have a good laugh.

I'm suing- I took your advice and now my kids are scarred for life. You animal, what did you expect to gain from that? It was only funny for the first 10 minutes then the crying just gave me the s***s. Now I have that guy from ACA swaggering around with a barely contained smile patronising me like a poor mans mobile jerry Springer.


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WellardSaint wrote:Home detention.
At p66's house. Not sure how long he would last before going mad, sportsbet would have him at $1.05 to go 2 days before escaping thru the laundry.
no unusual nasty punishment... for plugga.....if cj lit him up........plugger wouldn't know if his arse was on fire...... :mrgreen:


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Post: # 1385796Post Bluthy »

I'm a bit worried how CJ will cover his $3000 fine. Should we have a whip around to help him cover this cost? I don't want to see him out on the street. He'd have to build a little fire to keep himself warm. :(


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Post: # 1385799Post St Lenny »

3rd generation saint wrote:Seeing a lot of you think it is so socially acceptable and funny to set a small person's clothes on fire then maybe what you should do tonight is sneak up on your kids, and set their clothes on fire and have a good laugh.
While everyone is up one their high horses over this. It seems that most people think that CJ thought, oh there is a small person lets set him on fire, really, do you believe that.

It was a STUPID PRANK that was being done by the players to each other as well. THe "small" people were included in the prank. No one was burnt. They wern't burnt because they are small.

If these "small" people think the way they are treated is demoralising, maybe they should look at a different career and not put themselves in a position where they make fun of themselves. Oh, I forgot, maybe they have a sense of humour, something you are not allowed to have these days.

This situation should have died days ago. But it is being milked/sensationalised by media and people who presume to know everything.

ANd before you get on your high horses again, PLEASE NOTE, i did say it was a stupid prank.


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3rd generation saint wrote:Seeing a lot of you think it is so socially acceptable and funny to set a small person's clothes on fire then maybe what you should do tonight is sneak up on your kids, and set their clothes on fire and have a good laugh.

See it's not funny setting kids on fire as they burn and cry , Dwarfs in this case can be engulfed in flames and have thick black smoke spewing from their clothes and still live to tell a good story. So Im sticking with Dwarfs... :wink:


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Post: # 1385814Post joffaboy »

Make him read markintheusa's book.

Cruel and inhumane punishment, but that will teach him, and show him there are many people worse off in the world :D


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Post: # 1385815Post Dr Spaceman »

joffaboy wrote:Make him read markintheusa's book.
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Post: # 1385824Post Kickit »

Middo wrote:
3rd generation saint wrote:Seeing a lot of you think it is so socially acceptable and funny to set a small person's clothes on fire then maybe what you should do tonight is sneak up on your kids, and set their clothes on fire and have a good laugh.

See it's not funny setting kids on fire as they burn and cry , Dwarfs in this case can be engulfed in flames and have thick black smoke spewing from their clothes and still live to tell a good story. So Im sticking with Dwarfs... :wink:
Its funny to turn them into a gigantic blueberry.
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He should be made to paint garden gnomes.


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Post: # 1385859Post dragit »

Suspend him for the first 22 games of next season.


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Post: # 1385877Post matrix »

he should be sacked and locked up in jail with bread and water


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