Who the HELL????

[markp]

Who the f**k cares, have we lost all humor? Next time shoot him out of a cannon. Enjoy your break boys. F**k hasn't this country turned into a nanny state!

Ah for the days when you could set fire to a dwarf without any ramifications. Simpler times.

And to think our forebears fought wars to protect such rights... now we just give them up without so much as a whimper.

[Dr Spaceman]

Kevin Rudd doing a presser from Launceston where he's claiming to be responsible for putting out the dwarf

[Moorabbin Man]

No worries Dragit.

If we learned nothing else from Essendope, we learned that you should always stand up for what is right.

That's the spirit, standing up for what is right. The excuse used by the USA to commit war crimes and overthrow sovereign governments for 60 - 70 years. Sorry to be repetitive, where you live I have no doubt that the dastardly perpetrator would get about 20 years for this. However, in case you forgot, we live in a relatively civilised country.

[dragit]

No worries Dragit.

If we learned nothing else from Essendope, we learned that you should always stand up for what is right.

No we didn't, we learnt that cheating Sociopaths refuse to admit guilt and would throw their disabled grandmother in front of a bus if it gave them an advantage.

It might be better to find some real hate crimes to fight… I'm sure there are plenty out there…

[Moorabbin Man]

Who the f**k cares, have we lost all humor? Next time shoot him out of a cannon. Enjoy your break boys. F**k hasn't this country turned into a nanny state!

Ah for the days when you could set fire to a dwarf without any ramifications. Simpler times.

And to think our forebears fought wars to protect such rights... now we just give them up without so much as a whimper.

When exactly did that occur?

[Devilhead]

No worries Dragit.

If we learned nothing else from Essendope, we learned that you should always stand up for what is right.

So when has it ever been right to call a dwarf disabled??

If I was a dwarf and you labelled me as disabled I would kick you very hard in the shins

[dragit]

When exactly did that occur?

I think Steve Irwin fought crocodiles in the civil war so that we can now walk the streets safely.

[Bluthy]

BRING, BRING...BRING, BRING

WATTERS:

Hello? Oh hi Nic. Would love to chat but we're putting all our effort into the upcoming draft and recruiting. Its the key for the future of this club. Everyone is aware of what a crucial period this is for the club. I've got faith that you boys can let off a bit of steam without doing anything stupid to drag the clubs brand through the mud. What did you say? You were setting fire to each other and then you set fire to a dwarf? Right. Just got to make a quick call Nic. Get back to you

RING RING
Hi, Bucks? Its Scott. You got any jobs going - maybe Football director? How about assistant coach? All full hey. Kicking coach? Physio? Boot studder ? Nothing hey. I could put the white lines on the training ground - how hard could that be? No. Alright. Thanks anyway. Good luck next week. cheers

RING RING
Hello. Yes I would like to book a flight to Greenland. Leaving today if possible. I'm packing as we speak.

[markp]

When exactly did that occur?

Sheesh, read a history book.

[plugger66]

SW looks about the same height as a dwarf. I hope he wasnt set on fire.

This whole incident has nothing to do with picking on a dwarf, its about the stupidity of hiring them and then setting one on fire. Now that was stupid but isnt a crime against disabled people. That is just plain silly.

[markinUSA]

If you don't even know that it is legally and politically ok to call little people 'disabled', why am I wasting my time with you?

Go visit a disability group - any cross disability group in your area - which includes little people. Of course... of course... of course... they will use the term disabled.

And if I have to explain that one... jeez, there is no hope for you.

[CURLY]

If you don't even know that it is legally and politically ok to call little people 'disabled', why am I wasting my time with you?

Go visit a disability group - any cross disability group in your area - which includes little people. Of course... of course... of course... they will use the term disabled.

And if I have to explain that one... jeez, there is no hope for you.

Are you still going on about this great injustice. You seriously are a joke.

[mullet]

How Sydney won a premiership.

They implemented a no dick head policy

[dragit]

How Sydney won a premiership.

They implemented a no dick head policy

Absolute bollocks…
Barry
Hall

[Moorabbin Man]

When exactly did that occur?

Sheesh, read a history book.

I assure you I know my history. What did the Maori Wars, Boar War, WW1, the Korean War, the Vietnam War, the Wars in Iraq and the War in Afghanistan have to do with OUR rights??? They had a lot to do with British or American Imperialism and nothing, not a skerrick to do with our rights.

[Bluthy]

RING RING

WATTERS:

*Gulp* Hi Mr Winterbottom? Its Scott Watters here from the St Kilda football club. Yes it has been a turbulent year hasn't it. We really appreciate your company remaining as a major sponser and sticking by the club despite all the turmoil. We are really trying to lift our game. Here's the thing though, apparently some of the players have now set fire to a dwarf.....no there is no punchline, its not a joke. They actually set fire to a dwarf.........Well the lads were having a drink to celebrate the end of the year, as you do, and they had a lighter and they may have had one two many beverages and one thing lead to another and, to make a long story short, a dwarf ended up on fire. Hello Mr Winterbottom? Are you still there, you've gone very quiet. Would you like to come in this week and sign the contract to renew your sponsorship for 2014? No you'd rather leave it for a bit....no worries. I'll be out of town myself for 2 or 3 months and won't be contactable so I'll just leave it for you to sort out with the club when you're ready. I've got to keep packing so bye for now.

[plugger66]

How Sydney won a premiership.

They implemented a no dick head policy

Absolute bollocks…
Barry
Hall

Im not sure barry hall ever really got in to trouble off the field though. having said that i did see him bite a mouses head off after it performed poorly in a mice race after his last game with the club. Now what a day that was. No burning of clothes though.

[dragit]

How Sydney won a premiership.

They implemented a no dick head policy

Absolute bollocks…
Barry
Hall

Im not sure barry hall ever really got in to trouble off the field though. having said that i did see him bite a mouses head off after it performed poorly in a mice race after his last game with the club. Now what a day that was. No burning of clothes though.

There's a picture of him in the encyclopedia if you look up d**khead.

[mullet]

How Sydney won a premiership.

They implemented a no dick head policy

Absolute bollocks…
Barry
Hall

Im not sure barry hall ever really got in to trouble off the field though. having said that i did see him bite a mouses head off after it performed poorly in a mice race after his last game with the club. Now what a day that was. No burning of clothes though.

I must of missed Barry collecting his medalion last year

[plugger66]

Absolute bollocks…
Barry
Hall

Im not sure barry hall ever really got in to trouble off the field though. having said that i did see him bite a mouses head off after it performed poorly in a mice race after his last game with the club. Now what a day that was. No burning of clothes though.

I must of missed Barry collecting his medalion last year

I dont get that but thats fine.

[mullet]

I must of missed Barry collecting his medalion last year

I dont get that but thats fine.[/quote][/quote]
Was more a reference to why sydney won flag last year, not your post

[Richter]

From... http://www.news.com.au/sport/afl/popula ... 6709338729

Bells Hotel management said the incident was a "storm in a teacup".

A spokesman for the pub said the Johnston stayed at the event after his outfit caught fire.

"He was fine with everything and shook my hand as he left," the pub's manager said.

[Dr Spaceman]

From... http://www.news.com.au/sport/afl/popula ... 6709338729

Bells Hotel management said the incident was a "storm in a teacup".

A spokesman for the pub said the Johnston stayed at the event after his outfit caught fire.

"He was fine with everything and shook my hand as he left," the pub's manager said.

More likely a "storm in an espresso cup"

[sunsaint]

I am not surprised - you sort of expect it from our guys
it is small wonder that the StKilda FC continue to struggle big name sponsors

[Grrrrr]

Poor guy is "struggling to cope" according to Herald Sun headline online...

Unreal.