Things never said at the footy

[saintkellerm]

These Adelaide supporters are awesome
I absolutely love sitting with the opposition supporters when they dis and swear about the Saints players
Gee I wish I was playing for Melbourne
Thats another Grand Final win to the Saints to bring them to 5 in a row
I am so happy that we are playing a night game in Geelong in the middle of winter
As a saints supporter I love going to the MCG - we should play all our games there.
I love these seats up on Level 4 I can see the colour of each players eyes.
When are they going to open the roof because it is raining outside
That guy is so drunk, I want to go out with him
That Cloke guy is so fast...he ran down Jetta
Guys there is only 2 mins left...you can lose this (oops my bad Damien Hardwick said that when he was playing GC)
When are they going to open the roof because it is raining outside
I wish they would lose this game....(oh wait....Melbourne)
I love buying food at the football it is so cheap, I am saving heaps of money.
That was the best draw ever!

[st_Trav_ofWA]

the facilities at Subi oval are world class (they are shame its third world class)

i hope our new draft picks dont have profile pictures on the AFL web site

[Quixote]

Thank you for paying that decision which was not in our favour, you honourable, yellow official. You are not at all a female reproductive organ.

[Wrote for Luck]

the messages are not on hold

[Dave McNamara]

"Clearly offside!!!"

[st.byron]

I'm so glad the announcer with that lovely media voice comes on as soon as the siren goes and tells me the score. All those years I went to the footy at Moorabbin and Waverley and places like Glenferrie Oval and I never knew what it was.

15 cents per hot chip. Great value!

It's so great that considerate man 20 rows away has his trannie loud enough so we can all hear it.

[ROLS-LEE]

Where is the after party, after winning the grand final

[gringo]

I'm so glad the announcer with that lovely media voice comes on as soon as the siren goes and tells me the score. All those years I went to the footy at Moorabbin and Waverley and places like Glenferrie Oval and I never knew what it was.

15 cents per hot chip. Great value!

It's so great that considerate man 20 rows away has his trannie loud enough so we can all hear it.

Don't you hate that- I always backhand my Trannie so he/she shuts up during the footy.

[Prodgers]

Craig Hutchinson is a factual journalist.

[st.byron]

I'm so glad the announcer with that lovely media voice comes on as soon as the siren goes and tells me the score. All those years I went to the footy at Moorabbin and Waverley and places like Glenferrie Oval and I never knew what it was.

15 cents per hot chip. Great value!

It's so great that considerate man 20 rows away has his trannie loud enough so we can all hear it.

Don't you hate that- I always backhand my Trannie so he/she shuts up during the footy.

Way to go.

[Spud]

Gee I'm really in awe of that Mick Malthouse, he has the aura and serenity of a buddhist monk !

[SinCitySainter]

Geez these seats are comfortable, so much leg room and really soothing on my 'roids.

[White Winmar]

Gee the AFL treats the Swans poorly. They never seem to get a break from them.

[dragit]

Thank god we picked up our 5th small forward instead of a full back.

[Dr Spaceman]

I'm really disappointed Collo isn't running Etihad anymore.

[Simmo2]

Gee Raph Clarke is playing well

[SainterK]

I love walking into the toilet straight after someone else because of the huge line of people waiting.

[Austinnn]

BUMP!

Jeez, I hope the poor old Pies manage to survive this latest scandal, I'd hate to see them fold.

Carlton are doing so much better now that that ghastly John Elliott has stopped bribing everyone.

I honestly hope that we lose this game, we need the draft picks... oh no, my favourite forward just kicked another goal.

Ross Lyon is the Arsene Wenger of footy.

Hats off to the fantastic conduct of that interstate football crowd we just visited.

[saintspremiers]

"No I am not a junkie, not sure what all those marks are in my arms"

- Jab Watson

[whiskers3614]

BUMP!

Jeez, I hope the poor old Pies manage to survive this latest scandal, I'd hate to see them fold.

Carlton are doing so much better now that that ghastly John Elliott has stopped bribing everyone.

I honestly hope that we lose this game, we need the draft picks... oh no, my favourite forward just kicked another goal.

Ross Lyon is the Arse of footy.

Hats off to the fantastic conduct of that interstate football crowd we just visited.

EFA

[SydneySainter]

Cameron Ling must hate playing on Dal Santo.

[Playon]

I love those Manzeres the players wear these days, especially on the players with pony tails, it makes them look so manly,
Kramer would be proud.

[saynta]

the messages are not on hold

. Pay that one.

[saynta]

Gee, those Collingwood female supporters are so good looking, nice teeth too.

[stevie]

Silence