Things never said at the footy

[Dave McNamara]

We look so much better with Dave McNamara up forward.

[The Jeff]

" It is a very remarkable frog because the male gives birth to its young........"

I'm sorry. I quoted David Attenborough at pretty much every game I attend.

Way off the mark. Pull your socks up...gosh...idiot...

[saintdooley]

Kosi is good.

[The Jeff]

Things never said at the footy: Saintdooley put the 'support' in 'supporter'.

[Siposstar#2]

I think that Tom Hawkins goal actually didn't hit the post

[Siposstar#2]

Tendai mzungu just rolls off the tongue

[minneapolis]

Jeez I'd rather be at the cricket.

[stevie]

'Isnt it wonderful that in the midst of the sniping, rough tactics, tanking and negative gameplans, we can marvel at the exemplary on field behaviour of Chris Judd?'

'I hear Judd had his nails clipped'.

[bigred]

"That was such a brilliant second effort from Kosi".

[joffaboy]

Kosi is good.

Our cheersquad is inspiring, and led by Einsteins.

[SaintPav]

The bulldog cheer squad looks so fit.

[SaintPav]

Give Andrew Demitriou a pay rise!

[Yaysaints]

I miss our old dire boring style of play under Lyon.

I deserve scorn for lying to and about my ex boyfriend Gilbert who acted properly and am not entitled to any attention. I damaged other people who treated me kindly and am just a tart who craves fame that I don't deserve. For all this I apologise.

I left stkilda for the dockers for the money , acted dishonourably and blamed stkilda unfairly.

[Yaysaints]

I love my husband Geoffrey who has been reinstated as a doctor as he accepts responsibility for his past ethical mistakes. I love him for who he is not his money. He is not a wizened old vulgar corpse with no social skills. I have had my breast implants removed and will strive to get by with talent, intellect and an awareness that money can't buy friends or class.

[Yaysaints]

Carlton collingwood eagles also investigated for tanking

[Yaysaints]

Wow! Second level at etihad is good value. They really value members there. Nice to see corporates hidden up above level three in the nose bleeds.

[Yaysaints]

Carlton and collingwood and essendon merge with the bulldogs to become " footscray bulldogs "

[White Winmar]

That tribunal decision was totally fair and justifiable. Our player got exactly what he desrved.

[White Winmar]

We really should get that Meatloaf fellow to come back and do the pre-match entertainment at the Grand Final.

[borderbarry]

I admire the fairness the umpires are showing the St.Kilda players today.

[HitTheBoundary]

Finals tickets are cheaper this year.

[Batnoe]

I have more whiskers than the cheer squad

[philtee]

No, I won't buy any Nandos and smuggle it in to the ground...I really want to support the stadium's
own catering contractor - their prices are fair, and their food is always fresh and nutritious.

[Yaysaints]

And buying st. Kilda merchandise inside the stadium gives all the profit to the saints.

[The Craw]

Player - Ump you have got to #$@%%$ kidding, I was no where near pushing him in the back, he took a dive.... look at the $%#&% replay

Ump - give me a second (looks at the replay) ... you know what, after seeing that you are 100% correct ..... decision reversed.