Things never said at the footy

[St Loxton]

Clint Jones nailed that torpedo from 65 meters out, went 25 rows back. What a roost!!!

[SunburySaint]

what a nice girl that kim is

[gringo]

I wonder why they didn't think of Sunday twilight games before......

this bottled water is so worth $5.40.......

$14 for a couple of warm midstrength beers, bargain....

I like my pies cold and my beer warm....

[Munga]

You know, for years I've actually been really harsh on Carlton. I'm so sorry, they don't deserve it.

[Siposstar#2]

I love sitting amongst Collingwood supporters. Lovely bunch

[White Winmar]

Tigers will be premiers, for sure!

[noob]

I just hate the way he goes about it.

[philtee]

I wish they'd turn up the volume on the ads at half-time, I can barely hear them.

This Docklands really is a well-planned suburb...how I envy the people who live here.

Ah! A Collingwood supporter has snuck into the Saints reserved area...I must say hi and make him feel welcome.

[Beekay]

"mr. security, you should double-check that two litre bottle of coke in my back pack... it's two thirds scotch"

"there's been some intelligent calls amongst the crowd today"

"i'm quite enjoying that fat child behind me kicking my seat"

"carlton fans are a lovely bunch of australians"

"gram. just ruthless at the contest"

"hotdogs! getcha ya hawt dawgs here!"

"BUTT SCRATCHER!"

[Frankie]

"I really love this music they play before the bounce. It's always at an appropriate volume and I like that they mix it up with different songs. Really adds to the atmosphere..."

[Batnoe]

That fat chick, give her another pie... Then my phone number

[dragit]

"Wow, what a controversial end to the match and we ended up with the points"

[bergholt]

"Wow, that guy shouting abuse at the umpires really sounds rational."

[Eastern]

You can take every word Mick Malthouse says as Gospel !!

[st_Trav_ofWA]

I hope Brian Taylor is doing tonight's commentery !

[matrix]

yes...yes

that was me that farted

[SaintPav]

I really enjoyed that one point loss.

[whiskers3614]

Geez I really miss Ross Lyon!

[mr six o'clock]

Gee plugger's a great guy !

[cowboy18]

"Excellent decision under difficult circumstances umpire"

[Waltzing St Kilda]

Let's follow Kosi to the other end of the ground.

[MrCordz]

I love going to the footy on a Sunday at twilight.

[Stillwaiting]

I really enjoyed that one point loss.

or the losing team supporters saying"it was such a great game it didn't matter who won"

[Yaysaints]

Go ralphe !

[Dr Spaceman]

" It is a very remarkable frog because the male gives birth to its young........"