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For the trolls

Post: # 1276145Post dragit »

Since we are being spammed incessantly by a couple of wits, thought I would post a couple of jokes for them…

Uncanny that is nearly always pies fans.

Q. Two Collingwood supporters jump off a cliff. Who wins
A. Society.

Q. What does a Collingwood supporter use as protection during sex?
A. Bus shelter.

Q. What do you call a 30 year old female Collingwood supporter?
A. Granny.

Q. What do you call a Collingwood supporter in a suit?
A. The defendant.

Q. Why did the Collingwood supporter cross the road?
A. To start a fight with a complete stranger, for no reason what so ever.

Q. What do you call a female Collingwood supporter in a white tracksuit?
A. The bride.

Q. If you are driving and you see a Collingwood supporter on a bike, why should you try not to hit him?
A. It might be your bike.

Q. What’s the first question during a Collingwood supporter quiz night?
A. What you looking at?

Q. Two Collingwood supporters in a car without any music – who is driving?
A. The policeman!

Q. Why is three Collingwood supporters going over a cliff in Lexus a shame?
A. Because a Lexus has four seats.

Q. What do you say to a Collingwood supporter with a job?
A. Big Mac please.

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Post: # 1276150Post Darren »

These jokes always get me! Love them.


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stupid jokes but so help me I love them


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I think Beaker is played by magda szubanski…


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Post: # 1276215Post cannavaro17 »

How do you know if your house has been robbed by a collingwood fan? Your dog's pregnant and your bins are empty.


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Post: # 1276262Post markinUSA »

I haven't posted on here for months. I've been one of those who has been alienated.
But I felt a need to say, there is never a need to use images of disabled people this way.
Did it really enhance anyone's dignity, on this site, to use a degrading image this way?
What's that about?
That disabled people = white trash? Is that what you want to say?
And even more disabled people = white trash = Collingwood.
So disabled people are effectively just a symbol of being a piece of crap, eh?

Keep up the great work.


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Post: # 1276286Post BringBackMadDog »

markinUSA wrote:I haven't posted on here for months. I've been one of those who has been alienated.
But I felt a need to say, there is never a need to use images of disabled people this way.
Did it really enhance anyone's dignity, on this site, to use a degrading image this way?
What's that about?
That disabled people = white trash? Is that what you want to say?
And even more disabled people = white trash = Collingwood.
So disabled people are effectively just a symbol of being a piece of crap, eh?

Keep up the great work.
+1 the photo should be removed immediately grow up folks


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Post: # 1276292Post SainterK »

I just want to know why it all remains on here, from both the trolling and responses.

Just delete it all.

I am happy to help if someone wants to give me the mop and bucket for a couple of hours, I'll remove it.


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Post: # 1276361Post Superstar »

BringBackMadDog wrote:
markinUSA wrote:I haven't posted on here for months. I've been one of those who has been alienated.
But I felt a need to say, there is never a need to use images of disabled people this way.
Did it really enhance anyone's dignity, on this site, to use a degrading image this way?
What's that about?
That disabled people = white trash? Is that what you want to say?
And even more disabled people = white trash = Collingwood.
So disabled people are effectively just a symbol of being a piece of crap, eh?

Keep up the great work.
+1 the photo should be removed immediately grow up folks
+2 its a disgrace.


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Post: # 1276390Post SainterK »

Please, I think some should address this ASAP?

I'm not meaning to start something, but I'm not sure I've even seen any mods on here in recent months?

I can only offer again, if you want a hand...give me the authority to clean up a bit if you don't have time?


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dragit wrote:Since we are being spammed incessantly by a couple of wits, thought I would post a couple of jokes for them…

Uncanny that is nearly always pies fans.

Q. Two Collingwood supporters jump off a cliff. Who wins
A. Society.

Q. What does a Collingwood supporter use as protection during sex?
A. Bus shelter.

Q. What do you call a 30 year old female Collingwood supporter?
A. Granny.

Q. What do you call a Collingwood supporter in a suit?
A. The defendant.

Q. Why did the Collingwood supporter cross the road?
A. To start a fight with a complete stranger, for no reason what so ever.

Q. What do you call a female Collingwood supporter in a white tracksuit?
A. The bride.

Q. If you are driving and you see a Collingwood supporter on a bike, why should you try not to hit him?
A. It might be your bike.

Q. What’s the first question during a Collingwood supporter quiz night?
A. What you looking at?

Q. Two Collingwood supporters in a car without any music – who is driving?
A. The policeman!

Q. Why is three Collingwood supporters going over a cliff in Lexus a shame?
A. Because a Lexus has four seats.

Q. What do you say to a Collingwood supporter with a job?
A. Big Mac please.

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Post: # 1276805Post groupie1 »

markinUSA wrote:I haven't posted on here for months. I've been one of those who has been alienated.
But I felt a need to say, there is never a need to use images of disabled people this way.
Did it really enhance anyone's dignity, on this site, to use a degrading image this way?
What's that about?
That disabled people = white trash? Is that what you want to say?
And even more disabled people = white trash = Collingwood.
So disabled people are effectively just a symbol of being a piece of crap, eh?

Keep up the great work.
You're right... it enhanced nobody's dignity.


"Side by side we stick together"... clearly the image is intended to suggest that Collingwood supporters tend to be less intelligent, on average, than all other segments of society. It pokes no fun at 'disabled' people; it seeks to use them to poke fun at Collingwood supporters. Fact is, those with intellectual disabilities... and the lord will take care of them and they will inherit the earth... tend to be at lower intellectual planes than average (hence, the idea of their having a disability), due to no fault of their own, and it is tragic and painful for them and their families.

Equating the intellectually disabled with Collingwood supporters, at the intellectual level, is what was intended here.

And there is NEVER anything offensive when that suggestion is made (nor, for that matter, is it inaccurate).

Collingwood supporters are white trash, and part of being white trash means being culturally excluded, intellectually challenged, pig-ignorant oxygen-thieves.

But ya know what... we're Saints fans... we have these discussions... because we're better than them. So your input was great.


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Post: # 1276808Post Dr Spaceman »

Sock Puppet wrote: Normally I don't type much - being only a socket in a pup, and dyslexic, it isn't easy. But this needs a response. So in my best 'Dr Spah Chah Mien-type' voice I shall try to take a broader and more balanced view than in my previous post which is in question. I just hope I don't end reverting to my 'Anthony Mundine-type' voice by mistake;

Without dragin' it out anymore, there could be several of ways at looking those pictures.

1/ Sure they are politically incorrect, but a little political incorrectness never did much harm. They are also bloody funny used in the context of the post. So maybe lighten up a little team?

2/ "Disabled people = white trash" is a conclusion drawn by some OPs. However, that is not a conclusion that came to my sock mind, nor one that I intended.

3/ The post is disrespectful to people with disabilities, as has been wisely pointed out. (Reminders to make us stop and think never did much harm either.)

4/ The post is disrespectful to people with disabilities, as it links them to a Joffa meme.

Maybe there is some vaildity in all the above, but particulary points 3 & 4.
You forgot the most relevant one:

5/ I made a very bad judgement call and I apolgise to all those I have offended.


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Post: # 1276810Post groupie1 »

Ya know... we're all making the assumption they're disabled, because they're a bit awkward looking.

Perhaps they're not disabled... and we've just been having a laugh at awkward looking people.


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Post: # 1276812Post plugger66 »

groupie1 wrote:Ya know... we're all making the assumption they're disabled, because they're a bit awkward looking.

Perhaps they're not disabled... and we've just been having a laugh at awkward looking people.

Crap but you go with that if it makes you feel better.


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Post: # 1276829Post matrix »

comes down to no enough moderation huh
had the chance when the site was getting hacked to really ramp this place up

what happened?
they decided to ask for your money, not give you the options at the hosts they were looking at and pick the one that actually has less features than the last one the site was on
and no one does anything about trolls
oh, tell i lie, yes they do....they tell you to ignore them.

if this join had the ability like TS does it would bee the best footy fan site on the net bar none
and we had the chance
but owners or the runners of the site/name f***ed it
plain and simple

we're all pretty happy with the decision it seems
we're all still here


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Post: # 1276877Post The Fireman »

Anything to do with Collingwood always turns nasty.


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Post: # 1276884Post matrix »

still
the 'beaker' (from the muppets) one did make me chuckle


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Post: # 1276888Post Old Mate »

The wide eyed kid with glasses looks like Bluey McKenna. Uncanny.


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Post: # 1277217Post Armoooo »

Personally wont delete the images as I don't find them offensive and with all due respect two or three people being offended isn't enough of a representation of the whole sites views on the issue.

But more importantly I think you have made a good point about moderation, I hate to say it but I think a lot of the mod/admin have stepped away from the site a bit including myself because TBH some people on here were taking the site way too seriously.


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