Jack Steven nickname updates...

[saintspremiers]

He needs something updated methinks.

I know it's been used at St. Kilda before, but how about Jack Daniels?

[B W and R all over]

Could go along with what Geelong did for Joel Corey - call him 'Smithy' just because he has two first names but no surname.

[plugger66]

Could go along with what Geelong did for Joel Corey - call him 'Smithy' just because he has two first names but no surname.

I think he is trying to getting the drinking thing in.

[White Winmar]

How about "Wally", because he is one for mucking up on the turps twice, and because it's rhyming Aussie slang for your shout (Wally Grout). He's obviously been involved in buying some rounds during his short career. BTW is anyone else disturbed by the fact he blew .08 the morning after? Must have been a hell of a session, or maybe he went straight to training from wherever he'd been drinking. Either way, not good. Hope he learns this time around. We desperately need him in the side. Imagine how good he could be if he gave up the pi55 completely.

[Saintersss]

How about "Wally", because he is one for mucking up on the turps twice, and because it's rhyming Aussie slang for your shout (Wally Grout). He's obviously been involved in buying some rounds during his short career. BTW is anyone else disturbed by the fact he blew .08 the morning after? Must have been a hell of a session, or maybe he went straight to training from wherever he'd been drinking. Either way, not good. Hope he learns this time around. We desperately need him in the side. Imagine how good he could be if he gave up the pi55 completely.

It's not really THAT high. This is the problem with the whole thing. Being over the limit in the morning is currently a huge problem with a big % of the population, not just Jack Steven. People don't actually realise how long it takes for alcohol to get out of your system. It's just because almost no one gets tested in the morning, that people don't realise how high their alcohol level is. People have been caught in the afternoon the next day after a night out, that is how long alcohol sometimes stays in your system.

[desertsaint]

Bloody idiot?

[mr six o'clock]

How about plugger 66 !

[plugger66]

How about plugger 66 !

Did he have 66 drinks?

[Dr Spaceman]

I'm sure opposition fans will be thinking up plenty of names for Jack.

Do we really need to slot one of our own?

[felix]

All work and no play makes jack a very dull boy !

[Bardon Saint]

I thought his nickname was 'Stevens'. A lot of people call him that

[saintspremiers]

How about "Wally", because he is one for mucking up on the turps twice, and because it's rhyming Aussie slang for your shout (Wally Grout). He's obviously been involved in buying some rounds during his short career. BTW is anyone else disturbed by the fact he blew .08 the morning after? Must have been a hell of a session, or maybe he went straight to training from wherever he'd been drinking. Either way, not good. Hope he learns this time around. We desperately need him in the side. Imagine how good he could be if he gave up the pi55 completely.

It's not really THAT high. This is the problem with the whole thing. Being over the limit in the morning is currently a huge problem with a big % of the population, not just Jack Steven. People don't actually realise how long it takes for alcohol to get out of your system. It's just because almost no one gets tested in the morning, that people don't realise how high their alcohol level is. People have been caught in the afternoon the next day after a night out, that is how long alcohol sometimes stays in your system.

A big LOL.

it's not that high my arsehole buddy.

It was 10am the following day.

Being 0.08 just after finishing up drinking means you've had quite a few - assuming he had rehydrated post match with water/powerade etc.

Being 0.08 a good 6 hours post drinking (assuming his last drink was at 4am) is not a good look - must've been about 0.12 at least the night prior.

[Q-TRAIN]

Cut young Jack some slack , hes trying really hard.
Last year he got in trouble with drugs, this yr its only alcohol.
That shows me he is really trying to downgrade his bad behaviour each time
By this time next year it will probably just be playing with matches or graffiti on a train or something

But seriously , the club didnt punish him all that hard so Jack needs to repay the faith by playing great footy and keeping out of trouble from now on . Hes had his chances.

[noob]

Ben Cousins

[66 Saints]

How about "Wally", because he is one for mucking up on the turps twice, and because it's rhyming Aussie slang for your shout (Wally Grout). He's obviously been involved in buying some rounds during his short career. BTW is anyone else disturbed by the fact he blew .08 the morning after? Must have been a hell of a session, or maybe he went straight to training from wherever he'd been drinking. Either way, not good. Hope he learns this time around. We desperately need him in the side. Imagine how good he could be if he gave up the pi55 completely.

It's not really THAT high. This is the problem with the whole thing. Being over the limit in the morning is currently a huge problem with a big % of the population, not just Jack Steven. People don't actually realise how long it takes for alcohol to get out of your system. It's just because almost no one gets tested in the morning, that people don't realise how high their alcohol level is. People have been caught in the afternoon the next day after a night out, that is how long alcohol sometimes stays in your system.

A big LOL.

it's not that high my arsehole buddy.

It was 10am the following day.

Being 0.08 just after finishing up drinking means you've had quite a few - assuming he had rehydrated post match with water/powerade etc.

Being 0.08 a good 6 hours post drinking (assuming his last drink was at 4am) is not a good look - must've been about 0.12 at least the night prior.

Was it 10am? I thought the recovery session started at 10am. So it might have been 9am given it was in Seaford. Or 8am if he was stopping pick up others or getting something to eat on the way.

[Bayside Nick]

Was it 10am? I thought the recovery session started at 10am. So it might have been 9am given it was in Seaford. Or 8am if he was stopping pick up others or getting something to eat on the way.

Two hours? I doubt he lives on the Great Ocean Road anymore mate. Seaford is 40 mins max from the city. 20 max from Mordi where most of the younger guys live.

Regardless of what time he left home, drinking more than three pots as a professional athlete is inexcuseable, let alone if u play for St Kilda and intend on driving the morning after.

[plugger66]

Was it 10am? I thought the recovery session started at 10am. So it might have been 9am given it was in Seaford. Or 8am if he was stopping pick up others or getting something to eat on the way.

Two hours? I doubt he lives on the Great Ocean Road anymore mate. Seaford is 40 mins max from the city. 20 max from Mordi where most of the younger guys live.

Regardless of what time he left home, drinking more than three pots as a professional athlete is inexcuseable, let alone if u play for St Kilda and intend on driving the morning after.

My guess is we have a lot of players that have more than 3 pots after a games especially when they get a 7 day break. Matter of fact I reckon nearly all who do drink alcohol would have more than 3 pots. Not saying it is right but AFL footballers still dont have the attitude of an Olympic swimmer for example.

[8856brother]

Carrots! - (Rumor is he's a bit of a spewer)

[avid]

How about "Jack-hammer"?
Then we could have headlines like JACK HAMMERED.

[stevie]

The Lorne Ranger

[GoSaintersGo]

Geelong's got Stevie J, why can't we have J Stevie.

[saintpeter]

leave the kid alone
he will learn from this
FFS he is a 22 year old boy

[Teflon]

The Lorne Ranger

lol

[MrCordz]

HE Looks like a cartoon character when he runs - his legs move so quickly with really short steps - not sure which one ore how to fit a nick name to it - Barney Rubble? - Seems to find a bit of trouble too.

[saintspremiers]

leave the kid alone
he will learn from this
FFS he is a 22 year old boy

We all hope so cause he can play.

Certainly learnt nothing from his NZ experience.