Once a w*nker, always a w*nker
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Re: Once a w*nker, always a w*nker
Meh I'm not paying the Hun to look at the link
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Re: Once a w*nker, always a w*nker
Sorry, can't copy itst_Trav_ofWA wrote:Meh I'm not paying the Hun to look at the link
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Re: Once a w*nker, always a w*nker
Sorry, I thought you were directing us to the top story of the day, naked cannibal eats mans face...
You have your culture Australians, we have ours! Joffa, or a face eating naked cannibal...what a choice!
You have your culture Australians, we have ours! Joffa, or a face eating naked cannibal...what a choice!
You can listen to Bristle tell you Carlton are still a massive chance at 28 points down with two minutes to go, you can listen to him tell you all about Lorne, or you can watch a monkey on a pushbike...I know which I prefer...
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Re: Once a w*nker, always a w*nker
But someone's taken a few bites out of that face surelyPaytonPlace wrote:Sorry, I thought you were directing us to the top story of the day, naked cannibal eats mans face...
You have your culture Australians, we have ours! Joffa, or a face eating naked cannibal...what a choice!
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Re: Once a w*nker, always a w*nker
Fat Ed must be so proud of that pic, it actually shows a filth supporter who is not in jail ........yet!
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Re: Once a w*nker, always a w*nker
What is it you people say here, "head like a beaten favourite?"Dr Spaceman wrote:But someone's taken a few bites out of that face surelyPaytonPlace wrote:Sorry, I thought you were directing us to the top story of the day, naked cannibal eats mans face...
You have your culture Australians, we have ours! Joffa, or a face eating naked cannibal...what a choice!
Definitely looking at that photo, you're looking at the old New Orleans triple bagger...between Micky Turner and Joffa, the photos today have been very dodgy!
You can listen to Bristle tell you Carlton are still a massive chance at 28 points down with two minutes to go, you can listen to him tell you all about Lorne, or you can watch a monkey on a pushbike...I know which I prefer...
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Re: Once a w*nker, always a w*nker
And Emirates.Stillwaiting wrote:Fat Ed must be so proud of that pic, it actually shows a filth supoorter who is not in jail ........yet!
That's exposure that money just can't buy
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Re: Once a w*nker, always a w*nker
Dr Spaceman wrote:And Emirates.Stillwaiting wrote:Fat Ed must be so proud of that pic, it actually shows a filth supoorter who is not in jail ........yet!
That's exposure that money just can't buy
imagine that pic being platestered all around the boardroms at Emirates
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Re: Once a w*nker, always a w*nker
PaytonPlace wrote:What is it you people say here, "head like a beaten favourite?"
A few others for you.
Head like a robbers dog.
Head like a racing tadpole
Face that would scare a dog out of a butchers shop.
Lance or James??
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Re: Once a w*nker, always a w*nker
Best advertising for Nike and Qatar Airlines I've ever seen...Stillwaiting wrote:Dr Spaceman wrote:And Emirates.Stillwaiting wrote:Fat Ed must be so proud of that pic, it actually shows a filth supoorter who is not in jail ........yet!
That's exposure that money just can't buy
imagine that pic being platestered all around the boardroms at Emirates
You can listen to Bristle tell you Carlton are still a massive chance at 28 points down with two minutes to go, you can listen to him tell you all about Lorne, or you can watch a monkey on a pushbike...I know which I prefer...
Re: Once a w*nker, always a w*nker
face like a slapped arse
Lance or James??
There comes a point in every man's life when he has to say, "Enough is enough." For me, that time is now. I have been dealing with claims that I cheated and had an unfair advantage in <redacted>. Over the past three years, I have been subjected to a <redacted>investigation followed by <redacted> witch hunt. The toll this has taken on my family, and my work for <redacted>and on me leads me to where I am today – finished with this nonsense. (Oops just got a spontaneous errection <unredacted>)
There comes a point in every man's life when he has to say, "Enough is enough." For me, that time is now. I have been dealing with claims that I cheated and had an unfair advantage in <redacted>. Over the past three years, I have been subjected to a <redacted>investigation followed by <redacted> witch hunt. The toll this has taken on my family, and my work for <redacted>and on me leads me to where I am today – finished with this nonsense. (Oops just got a spontaneous errection <unredacted>)
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Re: Once a w*nker, always a w*nker
joffaboy wrote:face like a slapped arse
I would say dogs arse but my dog is far better looking than that
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Re: Once a w*nker, always a w*nker
I like it! It'll not only help my very ropey Alf Stewart impression, it's like a caption competition all of a sudden!joffaboy wrote:PaytonPlace wrote:What is it you people say here, "head like a beaten favourite?"
A few others for you.
Head like a robbers dog.
Head like a racing tadpole
Face that would scare a dog out of a butchers shop.
As the Scottish would say...
1. face like a burst couch
2. face like a squashed tomata
3. face like a blind cobblers thumb
4. face like a well skelped erse
You can listen to Bristle tell you Carlton are still a massive chance at 28 points down with two minutes to go, you can listen to him tell you all about Lorne, or you can watch a monkey on a pushbike...I know which I prefer...
Re: Once a w*nker, always a w*nker
As ugly as a hat full of arseholes
If I had a dog that looked like him, I'd shave it's arse and make it walk backwards
Face like a smashed crab.
As ugly as a bulldog chewing a wasp
hit with the ugly stick too many times
head like a dropped pie
head like a sucked mango
And they are just the compliments
If I had a dog that looked like him, I'd shave it's arse and make it walk backwards
Face like a smashed crab.
As ugly as a bulldog chewing a wasp
hit with the ugly stick too many times
head like a dropped pie
head like a sucked mango
And they are just the compliments
Lance or James??
There comes a point in every man's life when he has to say, "Enough is enough." For me, that time is now. I have been dealing with claims that I cheated and had an unfair advantage in <redacted>. Over the past three years, I have been subjected to a <redacted>investigation followed by <redacted> witch hunt. The toll this has taken on my family, and my work for <redacted>and on me leads me to where I am today – finished with this nonsense. (Oops just got a spontaneous errection <unredacted>)
There comes a point in every man's life when he has to say, "Enough is enough." For me, that time is now. I have been dealing with claims that I cheated and had an unfair advantage in <redacted>. Over the past three years, I have been subjected to a <redacted>investigation followed by <redacted> witch hunt. The toll this has taken on my family, and my work for <redacted>and on me leads me to where I am today – finished with this nonsense. (Oops just got a spontaneous errection <unredacted>)
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Re: Once a w*nker, always a w*nker
I just hope as I age no one ever says Becca, you have a head like a Collingwood cheer squad memberjoffaboy wrote:As ugly as a hat full of arseholes
If I had a dog that looked like him, I'd shave it's arse and make it walk backwards
Face like a smashed crab.
As ugly as a bulldog chewing a wasp
hit with the ugly stick too many times
head like a dropped pie
head like a sucked mango
And they are just the compliments
Would burst into tears!
You can listen to Bristle tell you Carlton are still a massive chance at 28 points down with two minutes to go, you can listen to him tell you all about Lorne, or you can watch a monkey on a pushbike...I know which I prefer...
Re: Once a w*nker, always a w*nker
he's actually a pretty nice chap.
maybe group mentality tips him in the wrong direction.
maybe group mentality tips him in the wrong direction.
Re: Once a w*nker, always a w*nker
Agreed, have met him and he's a really good blokeBeekay wrote:he's actually a pretty nice chap.
maybe group mentality tips him in the wrong direction.
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Re: Once a w*nker, always a w*nker
had a chat one day at Flinder St station when he was being pictured by the Hun in a Carlton jersey a few years back.dcstkfc wrote:Agreed, have met him and he's a really good blokeBeekay wrote:he's actually a pretty nice chap.
maybe group mentality tips him in the wrong direction.
Just a bloke like everyone else. Just a feral like many others when at the footy.
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There comes a point in every man's life when he has to say, "Enough is enough." For me, that time is now. I have been dealing with claims that I cheated and had an unfair advantage in <redacted>. Over the past three years, I have been subjected to a <redacted>investigation followed by <redacted> witch hunt. The toll this has taken on my family, and my work for <redacted>and on me leads me to where I am today – finished with this nonsense. (Oops just got a spontaneous errection <unredacted>)
There comes a point in every man's life when he has to say, "Enough is enough." For me, that time is now. I have been dealing with claims that I cheated and had an unfair advantage in <redacted>. Over the past three years, I have been subjected to a <redacted>investigation followed by <redacted> witch hunt. The toll this has taken on my family, and my work for <redacted>and on me leads me to where I am today – finished with this nonsense. (Oops just got a spontaneous errection <unredacted>)
Re: Once a w*nker, always a w*nker
Joffa also rode his bike from Adelaide to Melbourne to raise money for charity.
Brings him up a peg or two from the average Collingwood supporter.
Brings him up a peg or two from the average Collingwood supporter.
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Re: Once a w*nker, always a w*nker
Yep.DK27 wrote:Joffa also rode his bike from Adelaide to Melbourne to raise money for charity.
Brings him up a peg or two from the average Collingwood supporter.
The average Collingwood supporter usually rides his bike away from Melbourne, once the security alarm's gone off.
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Re: Once a w*nker, always a w*nker
You sure it was his bike?DK27 wrote:Joffa also rode his bike from Adelaide to Melbourne to raise money for charity.
Brings him up a peg or two from the average Collingwood supporter.
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Re: Once a w*nker, always a w*nker
How old is this photo?
I only ask because the grey raincape being worn by the copper is no longer police issue.
But then again, it doesn't really matter when hte photo was taken as Joffa's behaviour hasn't really improved over the decades.
I only ask because the grey raincape being worn by the copper is no longer police issue.
But then again, it doesn't really matter when hte photo was taken as Joffa's behaviour hasn't really improved over the decades.