Once a w*nker, always a w*nker

[tony74]

http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/pictur ... 66?page=23

[st_Trav_ofWA]

Meh I'm not paying the Hun to look at the link

[tony74]

Meh I'm not paying the Hun to look at the link

Sorry, can't copy it

[Dr Spaceman]

[PaytonPlace]

Sorry, I thought you were directing us to the top story of the day, naked cannibal eats mans face...

You have your culture Australians, we have ours! Joffa, or a face eating naked cannibal...what a choice!

[Dr Spaceman]

Sorry, I thought you were directing us to the top story of the day, naked cannibal eats mans face...

You have your culture Australians, we have ours! Joffa, or a face eating naked cannibal...what a choice!

But someone's taken a few bites out of that face surely

[Stillwaiting]

Fat Ed must be so proud of that pic, it actually shows a filth supporter who is not in jail ........yet!

[PaytonPlace]

Sorry, I thought you were directing us to the top story of the day, naked cannibal eats mans face...

You have your culture Australians, we have ours! Joffa, or a face eating naked cannibal...what a choice!

But someone's taken a few bites out of that face surely

What is it you people say here, "head like a beaten favourite?"

Definitely looking at that photo, you're looking at the old New Orleans triple bagger...between Micky Turner and Joffa, the photos today have been very dodgy!

[Dr Spaceman]

Fat Ed must be so proud of that pic, it actually shows a filth supoorter who is not in jail ........yet!

And Emirates.

That's exposure that money just can't buy

[Stillwaiting]

Fat Ed must be so proud of that pic, it actually shows a filth supoorter who is not in jail ........yet!

And Emirates.

That's exposure that money just can't buy

imagine that pic being platestered all around the boardroms at Emirates

[joffaboy]

What is it you people say here, "head like a beaten favourite?"

A few others for you.

Head like a robbers dog.

Head like a racing tadpole

Face that would scare a dog out of a butchers shop.

[PaytonPlace]

Fat Ed must be so proud of that pic, it actually shows a filth supoorter who is not in jail ........yet!

And Emirates.

That's exposure that money just can't buy

imagine that pic being platestered all around the boardroms at Emirates

Best advertising for Nike and Qatar Airlines I've ever seen...

[joffaboy]

face like a slapped arse

[Stillwaiting]

face like a slapped arse

I would say dogs arse but my dog is far better looking than that

[PaytonPlace]

What is it you people say here, "head like a beaten favourite?"

A few others for you.

Head like a robbers dog.

Head like a racing tadpole

Face that would scare a dog out of a butchers shop.

I like it! It'll not only help my very ropey Alf Stewart impression, it's like a caption competition all of a sudden!

As the Scottish would say...

1. face like a burst couch
2. face like a squashed tomata
3. face like a blind cobblers thumb
4. face like a well skelped erse

[joffaboy]

As ugly as a hat full of arseholes
If I had a dog that looked like him, I'd shave it's arse and make it walk backwards
Face like a smashed crab.
As ugly as a bulldog chewing a wasp
hit with the ugly stick too many times
head like a dropped pie
head like a sucked mango

And they are just the compliments

[PaytonPlace]

As ugly as a hat full of arseholes
If I had a dog that looked like him, I'd shave it's arse and make it walk backwards
Face like a smashed crab.
As ugly as a bulldog chewing a wasp
hit with the ugly stick too many times
head like a dropped pie
head like a sucked mango

And they are just the compliments

I just hope as I age no one ever says Becca, you have a head like a Collingwood cheer squad member

Would burst into tears!

[Beekay]

he's actually a pretty nice chap.

maybe group mentality tips him in the wrong direction.

[dcstkfc]

he's actually a pretty nice chap.

maybe group mentality tips him in the wrong direction.

Agreed, have met him and he's a really good bloke

[joffaboy]

he's actually a pretty nice chap.

maybe group mentality tips him in the wrong direction.

Agreed, have met him and he's a really good bloke

had a chat one day at Flinder St station when he was being pictured by the Hun in a Carlton jersey a few years back.

Just a bloke like everyone else. Just a feral like many others when at the footy.

[DK27]

Joffa also rode his bike from Adelaide to Melbourne to raise money for charity.
Brings him up a peg or two from the average Collingwood supporter.

[Dr Spaceman]

Joffa also rode his bike from Adelaide to Melbourne to raise money for charity.
Brings him up a peg or two from the average Collingwood supporter.

Yep.

The average Collingwood supporter usually rides his bike away from Melbourne, once the security alarm's gone off.

[IluvHarvey]

Joffa also rode his bike from Adelaide to Melbourne to raise money for charity.
Brings him up a peg or two from the average Collingwood supporter.

You sure it was his bike?

[plugger66]

I am reporting the person who started this topic. I am trying to improve.

[ozrulestrace]

How old is this photo?
I only ask because the grey raincape being worn by the copper is no longer police issue.

But then again, it doesn't really matter when hte photo was taken as Joffa's behaviour hasn't really improved over the decades.