Ode to 2012

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Ode to 2012

Post: # 1192181Post saintbrat »

a piece of VERY BAD prose can't meet even My grandmothers simple standards.
But I enjoyed trying.


"as we GEAR up for a NEW year, the team are ARMed and ready for ROSS to pull the LEVER,
as the ARCHER takes his MARK to make HAY while the sunRAYs are out and the FISH from the LAKE where the RIPPS and the DUNEs are but ONE of the SCHNaggs to be EVOYded and the ROCKs will be where STANds are made.
AND the LEDGER will be EVENed as the GRAMs MONT to TON's, KIN will HIT the WEB to STAte MI SON WILl GILt his CURRENt MILEstone.
GOD SAAD we WILT not RIEW our POL position, but will hit our PEAK and SIP from the WINers Cup,
reDEMPtion will have the LARKE singing with the SON of SAINT. "


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Re: Ode to 2012

Post: # 1192192Post kosifantutti23 »

No offense but don't give up your day job.

I'm pretty sure odes are supposed to rhyme.


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Post: # 1192249Post Darren »

Haha yeah. Sorry saintbrat, that was pretty bad. :wink:


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Post: # 1192253Post Dr Spaceman »

kosifantutti23 wrote:No offense but don't give up your day job.

I'm pretty sure odes are supposed to rhyme.
It doesn't ode well :(


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You should write a book of poems


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Post: # 1192277Post saintbrat »

magnifisaint wrote:You should write a book of poems
I've published one..

and maybe I should have added another 'VERY" for those who missed the one. :)


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Post: # 1192295Post Austinnn »

Sorry I only got to the end of the first line. Please avoid having anything to do with the creation of our match day banners.

10 for effort though, pure fan poetry!


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Austinnn wrote:Sorry I only got to the end of the first line. Please avoid having anything to do with the creation of our match day banners.

10 for effort though, pure fan poetry!
so you only got 1/8th of the team 8-)


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