Incident apparently. Involving Brett Peake. No details.

CeilidhSaint · Sat 08 Oct 2011 11:15pm

Leaf the poor bloke alone

elizabethr · Sat 08 Oct 2011 11:34pm

Must get to the root of this once the seed has been planted in my mind.

saintsRrising · Sun 09 Oct 2011 12:12am

This story is beyond beleaf

SA1NTER · Post: # 1158484Post **SA1NTER** » Sun 09 Oct 2011 4:14am

At least no PHOTOSynthesis were involved in this latest scandal.

fingers · Post: # 1158486Post **fingers** » Sun 09 Oct 2011 7:37am

I was the original poster. I would like to apologise as it seems I got the details wrong.

The person involved was Brett Teak.

Kate · Post: # 1158488Post **Kate** » Sun 09 Oct 2011 7:55am

I'm a bit disappointed that his fronds weren't looking out for him.

thejiggingsaint · Sun 09 Oct 2011 11:23am

is it in the cops LOG book?

I Love Peter Kiel · Sun 09 Oct 2011 11:54am

I heard that Peakey initially tried to lie to police about the incident...but the cops soon saw through it.
It was, after all, a pretty wooden acting performance!

thejiggingsaint · Sun 09 Oct 2011 11:59am

Apparently Peake SAW DUST on the thing and was trying to remove it!
How GREEN is that?

bigcarl · Post: # 1158570Post **bigcarl** » Sun 09 Oct 2011 12:00pm

I'm sure the boys will stick fat with him.

thejiggingsaint · Sun 09 Oct 2011 12:03pm

Or was he simply giving the tree a hug?!!!!

thejiggingsaint · Sun 09 Oct 2011 12:04pm

Hope the tree doesn't have facebook page

St Ick · Post: # 1158576Post **St Ick** » Sun 09 Oct 2011 12:04pm

saintbrat wrote:
melton girl wrote:just had alook on Phoebe OSullivan 3AW newsreader twitter and she says the following:
StKilda Football Club confirms security at Holliava B ar in Richmond kicked out Brett Peake out last night.He leant on a tree and damaged it.COPS CALLED.
did the tree call the cops?

Bob Brown apparently, everyone knows the Greens run the country - Peake should have known better

Heidelberg_Saint · Sun 09 Oct 2011 5:10pm

Peake was not to blame. It was Tony Shaw in the marathorn running the wrong way!

Dave McNamara · Sun 09 Oct 2011 7:03pm

I believe there's nothing to this, the story is just a plant.

(Sorry, but it is the season when lotsa silly stuff sprouts up.)

Rosco · Post: # 1158717Post **Rosco** » Sun 09 Oct 2011 7:08pm

i heard his career is now in limbo.

saintly · Post: # 1158754Post **saintly** » Sun 09 Oct 2011 9:14pm

has someone planted this story?

saintly · Post: # 1158755Post **saintly** » Sun 09 Oct 2011 9:16pm

CeilidhSaint wrote:Leaf the poor bloke alone

oak aY

thejiggingsaint · Sun 09 Oct 2011 9:49pm

all will be revealed (come autumn?) unless it's evergreen of course, in which case we wont see the wood for the trees?

Dr Spaceman · Sun 09 Oct 2011 9:57pm

Unfortunately, a couple of witnesses have now come forward

I Love Peter Kiel · Sun 09 Oct 2011 11:37pm

As long as it wasn't...wait for it....bare rooted!

I Love Peter Kiel · Sun 09 Oct 2011 11:39pm

PS with the above photo now on the blogosphere, wait for the saints' press conference.

saintsRrising · Mon 10 Oct 2011 1:44am

Bad News,,,,,evidently the plant has now had seeds....so it is now a growing story!!!!

Peake is denying any biological link and has demanded DNA testing...

saintsRrising · Mon 10 Oct 2011 1:48am

In other breaking news these Palms have gathered to protest outside the hotel where Peake is now holidaying.

Police have called for calm, and have asked that no more Palm's gather.

Hurricane · Post: # 1158893Post **Hurricane** » Mon 10 Oct 2011 8:23am

Im sure he was just bushed, but us in the news again is treeson and Peake should be pruned from the list. Why are we always in trouble at pubs? The boys need to branch out a bit I reckon

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