Trade for Hawkins or Kerr or both.....

spert · Post: # 1111993Post **spert** » Thu 28 Jul 2011 1:56pm

We need a full forward, so whoever can fill that role is worth chasing..Hawkins is more like a tall flanker.

Stephen Theodore · Thu 28 Jul 2011 2:39pm

excellent buttocks, toned legs.

Troll or not, I had a laugh anyway/

For what its worth, Kerr yes, Baby Huey Hawkins, no

Old Mate · Post: # 1112012Post **Old Mate** » Thu 28 Jul 2011 3:02pm

His thighs and buttocks aren't that good imo. Otherwise would offer Goddard for him.

Batnoe · Post: # 1112029Post **Batnoe** » Thu 28 Jul 2011 3:37pm

While we're at it... I bet theyre both huge in the pants too... We need 2 players to help Roo out in that department

Hmmm, nice firm, toned pen**

SaintWodonga · Thu 28 Jul 2011 3:46pm

NO!

No more recycled players, go for youth, I reckon we need a power forward and a big backman.

Fidelis · Post: # 1112042Post **Fidelis** » Thu 28 Jul 2011 4:04pm

I'm with DBD on this one.

Far too little emphasis on the physical appearance of our players in recent years.

We yearn for the days of Barks and Michael Roberts cutting a scythe through the social club on Saturday night.

Surely this is one of the great traditions of the St Kilda football club.

All of this emphasis on recruiting outsiders with pace, in and unders with grunt, talls with smarts puts us at risk of loosing touch with our roots.

What's wrong with High cheekbones, peroxide blonde hair, blue eyes and, yes, firm buttocks for a recruiting strategy!

mr six o'clock · Thu 28 Jul 2011 4:27pm

Its time to draft kids , hopefully a few who can play regular senior footy in their first year.

GRAMophone · Thu 28 Jul 2011 7:10pm

Don't be posting anything witty so late at night you naughty dog. I was scratching my head about your uncharacteristically dumb suggestions

Are we talking about Hawkins and Kerr of the Jen and Miranda variety

GRAMophone · Thu 28 Jul 2011 7:11pm

Don't be posting anything witty so late at night you naughty dog. I was scratching my head about your uncharacteristically dumb suggestions

Are we talking about Hawkins and Kerr of the Jen and Miranda variety

BigMart · Post: # 1112129Post **BigMart** » Thu 28 Jul 2011 8:11pm

No

Kerr is 29....and why would the eagles trade a player who will be on the vetrans list next year..

Hawkins is hopeless, very hopeless

gringo · Post: # 1112146Post **gringo** » Thu 28 Jul 2011 9:26pm

I heard Kerr has had a baby will the kicking still have the same penetration?

If you want buttocks we should recruit Williams or Knowles, they could stretch the back pocket of any team.

jays · Post: # 1112152Post **jays** » Thu 28 Jul 2011 9:38pm

no and no

Leo.J · Post: # 1112198Post **Leo.J** » Thu 28 Jul 2011 10:34pm

Really...?

Leo.J · Post: # 1112204Post **Leo.J** » Thu 28 Jul 2011 10:39pm

Really?

InkerSaint · Fri 29 Jul 2011 8:05am

GRAMophone wrote:Don't be posting anything witty so late at night you naughty dog. I was scratching my head about your uncharacteristically dumb suggestions

Are we talking about Hawkins and Kerr of the Jen and Miranda variety

D'oh! Brilliant.

There should be more threads like this.

doug booths dog · Fri 29 Jul 2011 1:07pm

Gramophone

Inker

Fidelus

..I admire your intellect !

Con Gorozidis · Fri 29 Jul 2011 4:10pm

GRAMophone wrote:Don't be posting anything witty so late at night you naughty dog. I was scratching my head about your uncharacteristically dumb suggestions

Are we talking about Hawkins and Kerr of the Jen and Miranda variety

Good pick-up! Well played.

had most of us fooled! Nice work DBD!

AnythingsPossibleSaints · Sat 01 Oct 2011 7:10pm

OK, we'll have Hawkins, thanks. And Vardy, Menzel, Duncan and Christensen.

plugger66 · Post: # 1153606Post **plugger66** » Sat 01 Oct 2011 7:12pm

BigMart wrote:No

Kerr is 29....and why would the eagles trade a player who will be on the vetrans list next year..

Hawkins is hopeless, very hopeless

Well well well.

gringo · Post: # 1153608Post **gringo** » Sat 01 Oct 2011 7:12pm

Christiansen, I think she was getting around in the 90s. But the little smart arse from the cats was awesome too - I would pay heaps to sign him up as well.

SainterK · Post: # 1153611Post **SainterK** » Sat 01 Oct 2011 7:13pm

He was never going to be up for trade anyway.

I'd have had him though, said that all along.

Moorabbin Man · Sat 01 Oct 2011 7:13pm

I'd trade Riewoldt for Hawkins.

Con Gorozidis · Sat 01 Oct 2011 7:22pm

Moorabbin Man wrote:I'd trade Riewoldt for Hawkins.

Jen or tom?

But yeah I'd take tomahwk for roo any day of the week nowadays.

saintsRrising · Sat 01 Oct 2011 7:22pm

Hawkins played very well today no doubt.

However not every week will he get to play on an injury restricted opponent.

clarky449 · Post: # 1153645Post **clarky449** » Sat 01 Oct 2011 7:22pm

Tom Hawkins player coach!!

Trade for Hawkins or Kerr or both.....

..at last, someone who understands me !