Time to shed the pretty boy image

[Sainternist]

If they're not playing like real football team, they can at least start to look like one.

Time for the club to employ a team barber. Jack Steven, Steven Baker and Tommy Walsh are setting good examples with haircuts you can set your watch by.

Roo and Gram can stop bleaching their hair. No more fancy perms, longhair or tints! Mullets are permitted, as long as they are modelled on Plugger Lockett's (circa 1987).

No more tattoos, unless you have earnt them e.g. military service, been in jail or have a commemorative premiership tattoo.

Any other suggestions?

[iwantmeseats]

premiership tattoo? lol.

[Dr Spaceman]

If they're not playing like real football team, they can at least start to look like one.

Time for the club to employ a team barber. Jack Steven, Steven Baker and Tommy Walsh are setting good examples with haircuts you can set your watch by.

Roo and Gram can stop bleaching their hair. No more fancy perms, longhair or tints! Mullets are permitted, as long as they are modelled on Plugger Lockett's (circa 1987).

No more tattoos, unless you have earnt them e.g. military service, been in jail or have a commemorative premiership tattoo.

Any other suggestions?

Well I would think the least pretty boy would be Ben McEvoy and most on here don't think he's going all that well.

Maybe he needs a trim, a tan & a tatt

[stinger]

No more tattoos, unless you have earnt them e.g. military service, been in jail or have a commemorative premiership tattoo.

Any other suggestions?

or a covert from the filth....

[Leo.J]

They do need more Nathan Burke about them.

[gringo]

I thought Dal had been on the yeah yeah juice, his hair grew 20 mm in a week?

[Sainternist]

They do need more Nathan Burke about them.

Spot on!

[Sainternist]

Maybe he needs a trim, a tan & a tatt

ah, reminds me, no fake tans. that rubbish is for warwick capper and his legion of poodles.

[thejiggingsaint]

They need to be reminded that they lost the GF in 2010..this is 2011 and we should be seeing more bloody EFFORT!!!!!!!!!
When I saw that show of Quarterbrains and Walls last night I almost spewed up to hear about the players "grieving" and "hurting" for God's sake NO ONE DIED!!!!!! We are all still here and should be ready for THIS year!!!!

[Sainternist]

They need to be reminded that they lost the GF in 2010..this is 2011 and we should be seeing more bloody EFFORT!!!!!!!!!
When I saw that show of Quarterbrains and Walls last night I almost spewed up to hear about the players "grieving" and "hurting" for God's sake NO ONE DIED!!!!!! We are all still here and should be ready for THIS year!!!!

Yep, and a good step in that direction would be to take a zen approach on image. Shed the image of last year by getting a Johnny Unitas haircut and HTFU.

[thejiggingsaint]

I mean to say..... No one in the media seems to mention the long-suffering supporters in all this "grieving" "hurting" psychobabble for Gawds sake they get PAID! what about US!!!!! I reckon stress and worry is something that happens when one of your kids gets sick, or your dad or mam dies, or you lose your job or get a pay cut. We lost a FOOTBALL MATCH it hurt! it still does, but we HAVE to toughen up and if that means unloading some of our playing staff, or dropping them from the first team then so-bloody-be-it!!!! No time for tears wasted water's all that is, and it don't make no flowers grow!

[Eastern]

I've had a "Pretty Boy" image for a bloody lot longer than any of our current playing stock and it hasn't effected my performance !!

[thejiggingsaint]

Except perhaps in the "shouting of beer " department?

[Eastern]

Except perhaps in the "shouting of beer " department?

There is a massive difference between performance & religous beliefs. Religous beliefs don't permit me to partake in "shouting of beer" !!

[thejiggingsaint]

Okay "Reverend"

[Ice Wolf]

They do need more Nathan Burke about them.

OK you hold Roo down whilst I break his nose a few times.

[Trunch]

bring back the beard. To many metro boys these days.

[Sainternist]

bring back the beard. To many metro boys these days.

Brian Wilson-style of SF Giants!

[St Lenny]

Cant see the relevance in someone colouring their hair and how they play the game

[Sainternist]

Cant see the relevance in someone colouring their hair and how they play the game

a team of primadonnas, that's what i'm talking about.

players who spend too much time in front of the mirror think there's a letter "i" in the word "team".

[starsign]

Except perhaps in the "shouting of beer " department? :
There is a massive difference between performance & religous beliefs. Religous beliefs don't permit me to partake in "shouting of beer" !!

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Yep he's got a pretty awful boy image there M8 !!
never mind Tommy!! beauty is in the beholder and I think you've been holding it a bit too often old pal!!

[St Lenny]

Cant see the relevance in someone colouring their hair and how they play the game

a team of primadonnas, that's what i'm talking about.

players who spend too much time in front of the mirror think there's a letter "i" in the word "team".

I actually think the supporters are soft. What they did to their hair didn't matter the last two seasons. Does not change a thing. I am disgusted what people are saying. Sure is frustrating but get a grip, the sun still came up this morning. Oh, and remember Strength Through Loyalty, seems................................

[Thinline]

bring back the beard. To many metro boys these days.

You know I was only just yesterday pondering the career of Johnny Gastev.

[Ralphy]

Gram wont ever stop the pretty boy image he was born an arrogant jock he always will be.

[spert]

Recruit Darren Jarman