That girl and the NAB cup

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That girl and the NAB cup

Post: # 1042907Post spert »

I wonder if we could get the Saints girl on the playing list, and put her into the forward pocket as a bit of a decoy for the next game?


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Every one would be too scared to man her up. Talk about a decoy


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Post: # 1042919Post Dr Spaceman »

spert wrote:I wonder if we could get the Saints girl on the playing list, and put her into the forward pocket as a bit of a decoy for the next game?
Do the rest of the team have to play in their jocks???


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Dr Spaceman wrote:
spert wrote:I wonder if we could get the Saints girl on the playing list, and put her into the forward pocket as a bit of a decoy for the next game?
Do the rest of the team have to play in their jocks???
Sam Gilbert will have to quit football and become the AFL's official photographer...


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Post: # 1042923Post Dr Spaceman »

stkildathunda wrote:
Dr Spaceman wrote:
spert wrote:I wonder if we could get the Saints girl on the playing list, and put her into the forward pocket as a bit of a decoy for the next game?
Do the rest of the team have to play in their jocks???
Sam Gilbert will have to quit football and become the AFL's official photographer...
Nah Gilbo can still play.

KD seems to have got the hang of it herself now :wink:


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Post: # 1042925Post HSVKing »

She won't need to look far for a player manager :P


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Post: # 1042926Post Dr Spaceman »

HSVKing wrote:She won't need to look far for a player manager :P
If she's in the forward pocket we'll need to keep her away from the white line :shock:


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Post: # 1042939Post Con Gorozidis »

Well if there was a half time scorecard it would read AFL 0 . St Kilda Schoolgirl 82.

I havent seen such a one sided mis-match since Wayne Carey was roaming the forward line in Pagans paddock. I think the AFL needs to assign Glenn "Robocop" Jakovich to a run-with role to try and stop her domination.


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Post: # 1042944Post Dr Spaceman »

Con Gorozidis wrote:Well if there was a half time scorecard it would read AFL 0 . St Kilda Schoolgirl 82.

I havent seen such a one sided mis-match since Wayne Carey was roaming the forward line in Pagans paddock. I think the AFL needs to assign Glenn "Robocop" Jakovich to a run-with role to try and stop her domination.
From what I've been able to detect, I reckon she's had a lot more than 82 Con :wink:


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Good in and under, loves the hard ball, quick with her hands.


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tony74 wrote:Good in and under, loves the hard ball, quick with her hands.
Prefers the snap shot, and being wide open.


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Post: # 1042965Post Stephen Theodore »

What Girl ?


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Post: # 1042969Post Eastern »

Isn't it her "forward pocket" that has caused all the trouble? :roll: :roll: !!


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Post: # 1042975Post SaintPav »

She'd be great against the Pies. She could play on both Ball and Dick


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Post: # 1042978Post Dr Spaceman »

Probably be a liability.

Unfortunately I don't think the ump is going to call time on to allow her to tweet and update her status if she ever takes a mark :wink:


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Post: # 1042979Post joffaboy »

It's obvious she would make a great receiver.

Known to have towelled up a couple of half back flankers.

Apparently good in the wet.


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Post: # 1042987Post SaintPav »

joffaboy wrote:It's obvious she would make a great receiver.

Known to have towelled up a couple of half back flankers.

Apparently good in the wet.
She's not bad at giving off as well and loves to do a good job close in.


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Post: # 1043018Post St Chris »

Good under a pack.....

Very coachable....just ask the Herald Scum

Would be handy for Bakes to take to the Tribunal - good at getting blokes off..........their charges :oops:


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Post: # 1043038Post Dr Spaceman »

Have had second thoughts about this selection.

Given her pregnancy issues last year, I'm concerned about her inability to get hold of "the pill" :wink:


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Con Gorozidis wrote:Well if there was a half time scorecard it would read AFL 0 . St Kilda Schoolgirl 82.

I havent seen such a one sided mis-match since Wayne Carey was roaming the forward line in Pagans paddock. I think the AFL needs to assign Glenn "Robocop" Jakovich to a run-with role to try and stop her domination.
Might as well try. Rotating the midfielders on her hasn't worked very well.


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Post: # 1043042Post Johnny Member »

Not sure about her. Seems to duck her head a bit.


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Post: # 1043053Post Con Gorozidis »

Johnny Member wrote:Not sure about her. Seems to duck her head a bit.
true but she certainly puts her head over the ball on most occasions. In that respect she has a bit of Joel Selwood in her......


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Post: # 1043056Post joffaboy »

Con Gorozidis wrote:she has a bit of Joel Selwood in her......
Next H_S Headline perhaps?


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Lets face it, she wouldn't be much good, just about every bloke get's on top of her, scores easily, but on the plus side they're pretty spent afterwards.


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Very funny....almost fell off my chair with some of those.

I hear she works well in heavy traffic...


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