Big calls for 2011

[#1GILL]

Where has this Sammy Mitchell to GWS come from?

[bigred]

Eastern might actually buy me a beer in 2011.





















































But I doubt it.

[johnpeterbudgefanclub]

Richard Hadley from the booze announcing his sudden retirement from the game.

Breaking news apparently. Crikeys.

Quality insight, WienerBogFudgeGob. And as usual it's wringing wet with your rich humour.

Sounds like one who loves to hand out abuse from behind his 14" VGA monitor. U still using a green screen there?

Keep handing it out......cause if I incited it fair enough. Keep baiting me......please, c'mon.

[saintkellerm]

lovin' the big calls for 2011....cracked me up...now if only 50% of those come tru....its been a good year + Saints win flag....the best year!!!

[Thinline]

Richard Hadley from the booze announcing his sudden retirement from the game.

Breaking news apparently. Crikeys.

Quality insight, WienerBogFudgeGob. And as usual it's wringing wet with your rich humour.

Sounds like one who loves to hand out abuse from behind his 14" VGA monitor. U still using a green screen there?

Keep handing it out......cause if I incited it fair enough. Keep baiting me......please, c'mon.

I actually have no idea what you're talking about, NonPenisTugBagHug. You might as well be scrawling in Swahili. I'm just not wise to the ways of your creepy live-with-your-mother nerd-dom.

Enlighten me whenever you have time. I know it'll be tough for you given the old duck's bunions are so bad. Lots of sanding. And she's such a demanding old coot. She still forcing you to mass on Sundays?

Seriously though, what are you doing here? Do you actually have a reason?

Didn't think so.

Just a creepy, oily, boring troll.

[johnpeterbudgefanclub]

Richard Hadley from the booze announcing his sudden retirement from the game.

Breaking news apparently. Crikeys.

Quality insight, WienerBogFudgeGob. And as usual it's wringing wet with your rich humour.

Sounds like one who loves to hand out abuse from behind his 14" VGA monitor. U still using a green screen there?

Keep handing it out......cause if I incited it fair enough. Keep baiting me......please, c'mon.

I actually have no idea what you're talking about, NonPenisTugBagHug. You might as well be scrawling in Swahili. I'm just not wise to the ways of your creepy live-with-your-mother nerd-dom.

Enlighten me whenever you have time. I know it'll be tough for you given the old duck's bunions are so bad. Lots of sanding. And she's such a demanding old coot. She still forcing you to mass on Sundays?

Seriously though, what are you doing here? Do you actually have a reason?

Didn't think so.

Just a creepy, oily, boring troll.

If u want to bring family into it you're fair game. It's a pity u r in Queensland.

I've had my warnings from the mods, those of which have been taken on board and respected.

if u want to bring family into it do so at your own peril.

[Thinline]

Richard Hadley from the booze announcing his sudden retirement from the game.

Breaking news apparently. Crikeys.

Quality insight, WienerBogFudgeGob. And as usual it's wringing wet with your rich humour.

Sounds like one who loves to hand out abuse from behind his 14" VGA monitor. U still using a green screen there?

Keep handing it out......cause if I incited it fair enough. Keep baiting me......please, c'mon.

I actually have no idea what you're talking about, NonPenisTugBagHug. You might as well be scrawling in Swahili. I'm just not wise to the ways of your creepy live-with-your-mother nerd-dom.

Enlighten me whenever you have time. I know it'll be tough for you given the old duck's bunions are so bad. Lots of sanding. And she's such a demanding old coot. She still forcing you to mass on Sundays?

Seriously though, what are you doing here? Do you actually have a reason?

Didn't think so.

Just a creepy, oily, boring troll.

If u want to bring family into it you're fair game. It's a pity u r in Queensland.

I've had my warnings from the mods, those of which have been taken on board and respected.

if u want to bring family into it do so at your own peril.

DongWeeperSludgeSlagTug, you assume I give a s*** about you.

I don't.

Don't flatter yourself.

I just think you're a creepy stalker.

BTW. The 'just as well you live in Qld' bit? was that some kind of wet fish threat of violence? Are you serious? That's hysterical.

[Thinline]

Don't PM me.

Or else.

I'm warning you.

I might...I dunno...put one of these



in a post.

Maybe even two.

Seriously, mate. You're a deadset f*** knuckle weirdo. Go away.

[saint3d]

And this was such a good thread, too.

[Beej]

It's obvious he genuinely enjoys coming on here but the strange thing for me is that I'm pretty confident JPBFC also wants to be accepted and liked around here.

It's making me feel a little sorry for him because it can't happen. And it's really not his fault either, it's just the club he supports.

[johnpeterbudgefanclub]

It's obvious he genuinely enjoys coming on here but the strange thing for me is that I'm pretty confident JPBFC also wants to be accepted and liked around here.

It's making me feel a little sorry for him because it can't happen. And it's really not his fault either, it's just the club he supports.

Pretty much in a nutshell beej. So me thinks I remain impartial and stick to doing what I did best when i first came on here all those years ago.

Constructive posts, nothing less, nothing more.

[SaintSimmo]

Collingwood loose first 3 games of the season
Gary Ablett does his knee is round 12
Tommy Walsh plays last 4 games of the year and kicks 15 goals.
Gold Coast finish in the top 8
Rhys stanley kicks goal of the year and takes mark of the year in the same match
Kosi plays ruck all year.
Luke Miles plays on Steve Johnson and keeps him touchless.
St.Kilda beats collingwood by 66 points
Collingwood finishes 6th
STKILDA BEATS HAWTHORN IN GF by 32 points.

[Brisvegas saint]

Collingwood loose first 3 games of the season
Gary Ablett does his knee is round 12
Tommy Walsh plays last 4 games of the year and kicks 15 goals.
Gold Coast finish in the top 8
Rhys stanley kicks goal of the year and takes mark of the year in the same match
Kosi plays ruck all year.
Luke Miles plays on Steve Johnson and keeps him touchless.
St.Kilda beats collingwood by 66 points
Collingwood finishes 6th
STKILDA BEATS HAWTHORN IN GF by 32 points.

You had me until that last line.

[Eastern]

Eastern might actually buy me a beer in 2011.

But I doubt it

DOUBT IT?

Be decisive man. It aint gunna hapen !!

[Con Gorozidis]

These are my guesses in year that should see one of the most even on record. my big calls for 2011 before a ball has been bounced are:

Geelong the big sliders.

GC Suns finish above Richmond.

Gary Ablett disappointing at Suns Carmichael Hunt the surprise.

Collingwood can't win GF if they put Beams in the big house.

Goddard becomes the AFLs best player.

Saints third time lucky.

Hird the new Tim Watson.

Feel free to incriminate your selves with irrational predictions and have them re read later for others amusement.

i actually think most things u said up there are pretty reasonable and plausible...

i reckon ablett will be ok. he seems pretty level headed. apart from that i like ur calls.. although the saints have a lot of work to do..... it took us 3 years to perfect a game plan that can be beaten. thats a worry...

i think melbourne will be a serious contender...

[JABBER]

A Smith to play first senior game
L Hayes to win Brownlow
Robert Harvey to consider a comeback as player (with our Last PIck)
play Cahill,Miles, Lynch and Heyne and may be Winmar if he is right

[White Winmar]

Sam Gilbert becomes the permanent 3rd tall forward. Should have won the Coleman but kicks 3 goals 170 behinds for the year. Makes Lewis Jetta look like plugger when it comes to kicking for goal.

[Eastern]

Where has this Sammy Mitchell to GWS come from?

If/When it hapens you'll be able to say that you read it here first !!

[rexy]

Both sides from Queensland finish in the bottom 2.

Fevola sacked mid season, Vosses final job b4 being removed himself.

New interchange rules suit older sides and Geelong finish top 4 again.

Dayne Beams allegations go away and he gets on with playing footy.

WB the big sliders, Carlton also miss the eight, big improvement from Melbourne.

Daniel Rich and Nick Natinui first players signed by GWS.

[groupie1]

Voss sacked after a 0-5 start and replaced by Caroline Wilson. Blight is named assistant coach before going tropo

Franklin goes 3rd up in the pre-season and is booted

Malthouse, with his team on top halfway through the season, demands to go on in 2012 and beyond. Players back their coach. Buckley, dejected, last seen storming away from the newly-named Lotus Center (funded by the Chinese) shouting to the players, 'You're all a f**kin rapist.'

Opening NAB cup game played at the Harare Cricket Ground

Tony Lockett makes a comeback again and lines up for GC. Kicks 18 goals in his first game, none in the remaining 7, and retires again.

Gary Ablett arrested for indecent exposure after a woman alleges he exposed his bald head to her in a park. Charges not laid.

Kim Duthie gets married to Tony Modra

Rules committee implement 45 futile rules at the start of the year that bring no positive effect, and cause untold damage to the flow and aesthetics of the game

[Dr Spaceman]

Kim Duthie gets married to Tony Modra

Ahhhh, so HE was the father

[#1GILL]

Voss sacked after a 0-5 start and replaced by Caroline Wilson. Blight is named assistant coach before going tropo

Franklin goes 3rd up in the pre-season and is booted

Malthouse, with his team on top halfway through the season, demands to go on in 2012 and beyond. Players back their coach. Buckley, dejected, last seen storming away from the newly-named Lotus Center (funded by the Chinese) shouting to the players, 'You're all a f**kin rapist.'

Opening NAB cup game played at the Harare Cricket Ground

Tony Lockett makes a comeback again and lines up for GC. Kicks 18 goals in his first game, none in the remaining 7, and retires again.

Gary Ablett arrested for indecent exposure after a woman alleges he exposed his bald head to her in a park. Charges not laid.

Kim Duthie gets married to Tony Modra

Rules committee implement 45 futile rules at the start of the year that bring no positive effect, and cause untold damage to the flow and aesthetics of the game

You've barely gone out on a limb at all, anyone would see all of that coming.

[I Love Peter Kiel]

Geelong to slide.
Malthouse to retire completely mid-season due to I'll health. Replacement Buckley can't get out of first gear and 'Pies drop out of 8. Voss sacked. First reports come out about the 2010 break-in at Moorabbin and slowly evidence mounts to link it to the Collingwood President. Eventually resigns on national television, saying "You won't have Eddie to kick around anymore".

[Ghost Like]

Nth Melb to make Top 4

Nth Melb & Geelong to draw during year...for some reason their game plans are identical

GC to finish last, Ablett to still finish Top 3 in Brownlow, won by BJ with Dustin Martin a surprise 2nd

Collingwood match GWS offer to Swan...the start of turmoil inside club as other Premiership players not rewarded, Pendlebury heads north and Didak east to ease salary cap pressure

Lachie Hansen & the two Riewoldts to fill top 3 places in Coleman, decided in last round

Top 4: St Kilda, Collingwood, Nth Melbourne & Fremantle

Premiers: St Kilda

Norm Smith: Adam Schneider

[Thinline]

Nth Melb to make Top 4

Nth Melb & Geelong to draw during year...for some reason their game plans are identical

GC to finish last, Ablett to still finish Top 3 in Brownlow, won by BJ with Dustin Martin a surprise 2nd

Collingwood match GWS offer to Swan...the start of turmoil inside club as other Premiership players not rewarded, Pendlebury heads north and Didak east to ease salary cap pressure

Lachie Hansen & the two Riewoldts to fill top 3 places in Coleman, decided in last round

Top 4: St Kilda, Collingwood, Nth Melbourne & Fremantle

Premiers: St Kilda

Norm Smith: Adam Schneider

Like this. Little bit left field but somehow fully believable. Well done.