Kosi - Preseason - This is what he needs to do

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Post: # 1015649Post Eastern »

matrix wrote:thread #463 on what kozi needs to do, his ability, what he wears for bed, what he eats for his three square meals a day, does he wipe forwards or backwards, what colour jocks he has on right now, what brand of car he should drive, what toothpaste he uses, whats his favorite hobby is outside of football, does he have a partner, should he be gay, is he gay, does he have a girlfriend, a boyfriend, can he shoot a basketball, does he even like basketball, whats his favorite sport, does he play other sport, does he watch other sport, is he good at other sport, should he take up other sport, whats he favorite item of clothing, whats his favorite tv show, does he watch tv, does he like comedy or thriller, does he even own a tv, what type of music does he like, does he listen to music, is he a metal head or does he like top 40, does he like older music like roy orbison, does he do the housework at home, can he iron, does he make his own bed, cook his own food, does he ever dust and polish, will he turn up to preseason training, should he turn up to training, is he good enough to train, why should he train, does he have new boots this year, who bought them, did he buy them, did his mum buy them, are they a comfy fit, will he kick lots of goals with these new boots this year, are they molded or sprigg boots, what color are they, will they kick straight????

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Post: # 1015652Post Thinline »

oakleighboy wrote:You say he need core strenghth.
Sorry to tell you that if he has not
Got it now then he never will.

What he needs is to find some guy running
Ability and lose his lay attitude
Perhaps get out his gps and find the best way
To

Success
Burps, farts, scratches nuts, makes pfft sounds, yawns, moves on.


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Post: # 1015660Post gringo »

Kosi needs to get a private investigator to track down some of his baggers and have them given a free seat behind goals. Every time he grabs the ball he should go back and kick the ball into their fat f$#@ing heads. He would increase his scoring output and every ones happy.


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Post: # 1015664Post spert »

gringo wrote:Kosi needs to get a private investigator to track down some of his baggers and have them given a free seat behind goals. Every time he grabs the ball he should go back and kick the ball into their fat f$#@ing heads. He would increase his scoring output and every ones happy.
Those folks behind the goals would be pretty safe I would reckon


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Thinline wrote: Burps, farts, scratches nuts, makes pfft sounds, yawns, moves on.
Is that his new kicking routine? :wink:


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Post: # 1015677Post Dr Spaceman »

SainterK wrote:
Thinline wrote: Burps, farts, scratches nuts, makes pfft sounds, yawns, moves on.
Is that his new kicking routine? :wink:
Or RL's new game plan to break the zone? :)


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