Thanks for advising what is from ain't
Our words do help a picture paint
I' will stand tall I will not faint
From now I use St not saint

He is a footy legend, his given name is Jack And every time he goes to play we know he'll have a crack His team mates should take notice, his standards never fall It doesn't even matter if he doesn't have the ball His commitment is outstanding, his leadership is real And that is why we are so proud ...

I know it was a loss but I'll still have a rhyming ping To celebrate the coming of the St Kilda marking king Composure and consistency are qualities we still lack We have players who pick and choose when it's time to have a crack We need a team of warriors to become the real deal Who for every minut...

An unexpected poem what an awesome win
We took it to the lions and bopped them on the chin

Our effort was enormous, our mojo there to see
We're on a winning run, lets make it more than three

Pressure wins us games when we apply it as a team
It keeps supporters happy cos it gives us cause to dream

The pies were as cold as the winters day
And for the first 3 quarters it seemed we'd come to play

Then yet another final quarter fade
Which needs to be addressed if we are to make the grade

Its bad enough we became mild and meek
Even worse is this happens almost every week

An unexpected win we silenced the tiger roar
With effort, effort, effort and then when needed more

Footy is a simple game it all makes perfect sense
Pressure around the ball is the best form of defence

I know that being a Sainter is a bumpy ride
Tonight they did us proud, they will always be my side

Here’s a rhyming ditty for 4 points in the bank But when it comes to skill and effort once again it does not rank Our players look confused, there’s doubt between their ears Just play with heart and instinct and forget about your fears Each player should reflect cos we know this to be true If you wa...

A comeback from the Saints in a rather messy show It means a winning ditty for 2 weeks in a row Our skills are inconsistent, our minds they seem to drift Focus, focus, focus, and when required lift Next up we play the pussycats, last week they bared their claws Let's hit them from the start and expo...

The rhyming corny hack is back which is good news for us all A winning rhyming ditty means the Saints are on the ball The hawks were totally outplayed by our commitment as a team When we get that type of connection, it means we all can dream The roller coaster rolls on, what an awesome ride When the...

G-day once again from the rhyming corny hack It's amazing what is possible when you have a bloody crack Footy is like life, if you always give your best You may not always win, but you pass the courage test What a ripper comeback, I cannot hide my grin To the Nancy boys from Subi, cop that one on th...

The Saints are at the crossroads, which way will we go Cos no fan wants to see their team disinterested and slow The players need to clear their heads, the leaders need to lead It's time to play the game with precision, poise and speed So come on all you Sainters we all must play our part By stickin...

Gidday Sainters

How do I change my user name.

I would like to be known as The Rhyming Corny Hack as a tribute to Joffa Burns who can rip out a pretty decent bush poem himself.

Cheers Grim
Swamprat Bush Poet

Come on all ye Sainters, it's time for you to rhyme
And if you butcher words like me it ain't a real crime

A bit of fun and banter is what we're all about
Our commitment to enjoy the ride should never be in doubt

As a corny rhyming hack
i love a bit of flack

To win we must attack
Thanks for the welcome back

Hi there all you Sainters, the Rhyming Saints are back And with a gutsy win, the boys are right on track United and fun-loving is the culture Rats has shared When we're all in it together there is nothing to be feared Undermanned, away from home we cut the Giants down to size As we continue to impro...

Essendon 30 March 2019 Blew up the Bombers, that's 2 in a row Go Saint Kilda go, go, go On ya boys that was quite a show Go Saint Kilda, go, go, go Feel the love from your kiwi bro Go Saint Kilda, go, go, go Gold Coast 23 March 2019 A first up win, we took the gold And there's more in store if we pl...

Gold Coast 24 March 2019 Its back on the footy roller coaster again And a first up win helps to keep us insane While our skills need some work we showed good fight And for true believers that's an awesome sight Cos if we are true supporters and want to live the dream We need to get right behind OUR ...

Just an aging kiwi with a bit of flair
For rhyming ditties that I love to share

With me Swamprat mates on the southwest coast
Sharing a laugh and a hot lamb roast

I don't ever want to be a miserable git
So I choose to be positive and share good s***

Carlton 14 July 2018 A promising win we're on quite a roll And that is good for the Saint Kilda soul What a great way to get rid of the blues By having a crack and paying our dues The cold winter months we are 3 out of four Improving together and looking for more We look forward to the Tigers, a tou...

Melbourne Demons 01.07.2018 A Sunday thriller at the MCG A steps towards how we want to be Exorcised the demons In an awesome fight And closed it out when the game was tight We look much better when we choose to attack Working together and hunting as a pack Strength through loyalty it's written on o...

Gold Coast Suns 16.06.2018 My fellow Saints it's been a long long time Since I got to share a winning rhyme Even though we got an almighty fright We all can celebrate the grit and fight When a club is in such an awful bind A hard fought win can clear each player's mind Cos if we want to live the pre...

A united club is how we Sainters win A culture of success is built from within If we stick together and be our best We raise our club up above the rest If our players know that we really care Confidence will rise and they'll play with dare Strength through unity is the Sainter way I'll cheer for the...

As a 3rd year member I can sense if not yet feel the deep pain that life long Saints supporters are currently feeling. As an aging kiwi I have followed the All Blacks all my life and I believe that our club could learn from their experience. Despite dominating between world cups we kept choking in t...

Round 22

A solid win, the end is near
To a promising but not quite successful year

Our boys have shown they are prepared to fight
But need to be instinctive when games are tight

Consistent performance comes when minds are clear
When everyone commits and shows no fear

Tribute to Roo I've penned a tribute to our champ named Roo A St Kilda legend who is loyal and true In racing terms he is one classy stayer But footy is not about a single player To rise to the top like the best of cream Requires commitment from the entire team The best way to honour this courageous...