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by No Holds Bard
Mon 03 Oct 2022 8:09pm
Forum: Saintsational Fan Forum
Topic: The Fluxed Up Report: Season 2022 Review - The Good, The Bad and The Fugly
Replies: 8
Views: 1246

Re: The Fluxed Up Report: Season 2022 Review - The Good, The Bad and The Fugly

Honestly the flux report is madness it's psychotic ..I hate it ..makes me vomit ...whobever the mad person who writes it should be locked in an asylum...should be banned from this day in as a king Charles the turd decree ...go the pies ... Full fathom five thy Aeon lies, Of her bones are coral made...
by No Holds Bard
Mon 03 Oct 2022 7:57pm
Forum: Saintsational Fan Forum
Topic: Clarko and the Hawks alleged disgusting behaviour.
Replies: 433
Views: 32012

Re: Clarko and the Hawks alleged disgusting behaviour.

Anybody in the media and footy industry who had a beef with Kennett, Clarko or Fagan, and who felt they never got justice, will wear a T-Shirt saying 'down with racism' (metaphorically) and join the pile-on, knowing they're gonna be a part of something huge. Revenge is a dish best tasted cold, said...
by No Holds Bard
Fri 12 Oct 2018 12:36am
Forum: Saintsational Fan Forum
Topic: Hannebery Deal Tomorrow
Replies: 92
Views: 8482

Re: Hannebery Deal Tomorrow

Deal was imminent, but is anyway. Held up as Swans want to sort out possible Langdon trade first. Its been parked for now. 🚗 Parkey you could save yourself so much of people taking the piss and having a crack at you by just adding one thing to your pronouncements of what’s happening / going to happ...
by No Holds Bard
Wed 05 Sep 2018 7:58pm
Forum: Saintsational Fan Forum
Topic: THOMMO NOW CALLING FOR AR AXING
Replies: 27
Views: 3688

Re: THOMMO NOW CALLING FOR AR AXING

I have a cabbage in the fridge that is looking like a better option for next year. Is it available? Well I was going to make some kimchi, but for the good of the club I will release the cabbage if it improves our coaching department. Salad days. When I was green in judgment: cold in blood, To say a...
by No Holds Bard
Wed 05 Sep 2018 7:55pm
Forum: Saintsational Fan Forum
Topic: Sam Gilbert Gone
Replies: 42
Views: 3899

Re: Sam Gilbert Gone

Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears; I come not to bury Gilbo, but to praise him. All the world's a stage, and all the men and women merely players. They have their exits and their entrances; And this one man in his time played many parts. Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and ...
by No Holds Bard
Tue 20 Feb 2018 8:56pm
Forum: Saintsational Fan Forum
Topic: Numpty Account Deletion
Replies: 82
Views: 6329

Re: Numpty Account Deletion

A bit harsh comparing your humour to syphillis, numpty, so sorry about that. My experience of it relates to when, as a much younger man, I volunteered at a remote aboriginal community medical centre and saw a few old fellers lose limbs and their lives to that rather nasty disease. I admire your per...
by No Holds Bard
Sun 07 Jan 2018 6:19am
Forum: Saintsational Fan Forum
Topic: Saints homeward bound!!
Replies: 1510
Views: 218000

Re: Saints homeward bound!!

What's past is prologue.
There is a tide in the affairs of men.

Be not afraid of greatness!!!
by No Holds Bard
Sun 07 Jan 2018 6:11am
Forum: Saintsational Fan Forum
Topic: RSEA park at Moorabbin ( part 2 news? pg 5)
Replies: 145
Views: 22607

Re: RSEA park at Moorabbin

Meh.. it’s harmless did bite of excit'ment. poeple receiveth th're backeth up because we’re the buttocks of the joketh. life’s too sh'rt to beest annoy'd at stuffeth liketh this. aft'r all, didn’t we all has't a chuckle at carlton’s expense at which hour this cameth out ov'r a decade ago :lol: :lol...
by No Holds Bard
Sun 07 Jan 2018 6:02am
Forum: Saintsational Fan Forum
Topic: RSEA park at Moorabbin ( part 2 news? pg 5)
Replies: 145
Views: 22607

Re: RSEA park at Moorabbin

The Pres' letter is nearly as funny as Numpty's post. About as funny as a fart in a crowded lift. True. I can't believe people take the time out of their daily lives to create this crap. What, my dear Lord(s) Disdain! Are you yet living??? :shock: Nothing either good or bad, but thinking makes it s...
by No Holds Bard
Tue 12 Sep 2017 12:47am
Forum: Saintsational Fan Forum
Topic: What should we learn from the Tigers
Replies: 103
Views: 11706

Re: What should we learn from the Tigers

I'd take the Bulldogs position any day. A flag, a flag, my kingdom for a flag! I'd take ye Bulldogs position any day. How bitter a thing it is to look into happiness through another team's eyes! Everyone can master a grief but he that has it For now is another winter of our discontent When sorrows ...
by No Holds Bard
Tue 12 Sep 2017 12:43am
Forum: Saintsational Fan Forum
Topic: Jaxons come on down (2017/18 thread)
Replies: 1245
Views: 156719

Re: Jaxons come on down (2017/18 thread)

MC Gusto wrote:The 23-year-old wants to play at Essendon :roll: or Geelong :lol: next year.
Salad days, when he was green in judgment.

The common curse of mankind - folly and ignorance :mrgreen:
by No Holds Bard
Tue 04 Apr 2017 12:13am
Forum: Saintsational Fan Forum
Topic: Webster
Replies: 28
Views: 2832

Re: Webster

perfectionist wrote:Dud
So good sir, doth that then maketh Webster the second worst player to ever don our noble tri-coloured garment?
by No Holds Bard
Tue 04 Apr 2017 12:03am
Forum: Saintsational Fan Forum
Topic: Round 2 Rhyming Report
Replies: 5
Views: 742

Re: Round 2 Rhyming Report

The first thing we do, let's kill all the scumpires!!! I saw a little 'bird' upon a western hill. With yellow breast, and yellow whistle. I beckoned him over with a piece of bread. Then I crushed his f*%#!@' head!!! I do now remember the poor creature, small beer. Nothing in his life became him like...
by No Holds Bard
Tue 04 Apr 2017 12:00am
Forum: Saintsational Fan Forum
Topic: Ameet Bains ... Hawks circling
Replies: 47
Views: 7065

Re: Ameet Bains ... Hawks circling

That it should come to this. :roll:
They have seen better days.
The miserable have no other medicine but only hope. :lol:
Hah! So let them try!
Do they think we are easier to be played on than a pipe???
Once more to the breach my dear friends.
We are armed and well prepared!
by No Holds Bard
Sat 28 Jan 2017 8:04pm
Forum: Saintsational Fan Forum
Topic: VFL news - another team in trouble? Port melb
Replies: 26
Views: 6190

Re: VFL news - another team in trouble?

anyone heard any of what Paul has? Paul Amy ‏@PaulAmy375 Rumblings around that an ironic Victorian football clod has hit financial troubles. New board working through them. Testing times ahead. Come what come may, time and the hour runs through the roughest day. Though thy Offences Be Rank and Smel...
by No Holds Bard
Tue 17 Jan 2017 9:00pm
Forum: Saintsational Fan Forum
Topic: The Saints in India.
Replies: 68
Views: 6760

Re: The Saints in India.

Then there is the big one. Shane Warne . It's difficult for us to understand how revered and worshipped he is in India. Not stepping o'er the bounds of modesty, the king's name is a tower of strength. O! he doth teach the torches to burn bright. Then the world's our oyster! But we should dally not,...
by No Holds Bard
Tue 17 Jan 2017 8:47pm
Forum: Saintsational Fan Forum
Topic: Lyin copies Richo
Replies: 29
Views: 4672

Re: Lyin copies Richo

I also wish The Bard would post more often than he/she does, it blows me away when he/she comes up with all the relevant Shakespearean quotes to posts on this site. I don't know if our Saintsational Bard is male or female............ but it fits doesn't it? as there is some doubt whether it was Wil...
by No Holds Bard
Tue 17 Jan 2017 8:28pm
Forum: Saintsational Fan Forum
Topic: Reasons to be cheerful. Reasons to be fearful.
Replies: 45
Views: 8193

Re: Reasons to be cheerful. Reasons to be fearful.

3. The NZ experiment. Just give it up. If you're looking for a new market go to India. We have the ultimate marketing machine. Shane Warne. Two games in New Delhi and Mumbai. Millions of dollars to play each game. If Warney got on the wireless and telly and told Indians to go to these games, they w...
by No Holds Bard
Tue 17 Jan 2017 8:27pm
Forum: Saintsational Fan Forum
Topic: Training Monday 16th
Replies: 20
Views: 3591

Re: Training Monday 16th

Yep, no worries. Just part of his longer plan to not have any setbacks. Fingers and everything else crossed!! Jake pulled up absolutely knackered! That was his first no holes barred session! Ouch :shock: I think you mean no "holds" barred. That'd be 'Bard' . For ever and a day. Such stuff...
by No Holds Bard
Thu 12 Jan 2017 5:05pm
Forum: Saintsational Fan Forum
Topic: Lyin copies Richo
Replies: 29
Views: 4672

Re: Lyin copies Richo

I also wish The Bard would post more often than he/she does, it blows me away when he/she comes up with all the relevant Shakespearean quotes to posts on this site. I don't know if our Saintsational Bard is male or female............ but it fits doesn't it? as there is some doubt whether it was Wil...
by No Holds Bard
Wed 04 May 2016 11:29pm
Forum: Saintsational Fan Forum
Topic: Leicester City
Replies: 26
Views: 3232

Re: Leicester City

Dreams can come true. Have faith and believe Sainters. I think a few of you have misinterpreted what this post was about. It's not about soccer, or really about Leicester. It's about dreams and that minuscule chance that the unbelievable can happen. Think Cup/Roo. Though this be madness, yet there ...
by No Holds Bard
Wed 20 Apr 2016 3:21pm
Forum: Saintsational Fan Forum
Topic: The Fox Report - 2013
Replies: 26
Views: 4386

Re: The Fox Report - 2013

Which for mine, just goes to show that developing a core together is far important than getting high draft picks. I think we are seeing rodger's statement from 2013 come true - our "core" of Ross, Newnes, Hickey, Bruce, Minchington, Billings, Webster, Dunstan, Acres, McCartin, Hickey etc....
by No Holds Bard
Wed 20 Apr 2016 3:19pm
Forum: Saintsational Fan Forum
Topic: Umpire Andrew Stephens a Hawks Fan?
Replies: 52
Views: 5740

Re: Umpire Andrew Stephens a Hawks Fan?

Stephens! Full Of Vexation Come I, With Complaint!
All occasions do inform against him. His offending is rank and it smells to high heaven!
A noose! a noose! my kingdom for a noose! :evil:
by No Holds Bard
Tue 01 Sep 2015 1:26am
Forum: Saintsational Fan Forum
Topic: POLL: Which team don't you want to win the Granny?
Replies: 34
Views: 3564

Re: POLL: Which team don't you want to win the Granny?

Which foul team??? O, I could but name seventeen!!! :evil: Alas my St Kilda, the course of true love never did run smooth. :cry: But name any other, these words are razors to my wounded heart. Everyone can master a grief but he that has it. But I will wear my heart upon my sleeve for daws to peck at...
by No Holds Bard
Tue 01 Sep 2015 1:05am
Forum: Saintsational Fan Forum
Topic: Holmes to debut?
Replies: 122
Views: 10863

Re: Holmes to debut?

Hickey has the ability but the bard edge is develeoping. Can one desire too much of a good thing? :wink: If to do, were as easy as to know what were good to do, chapels had been churches, and poor men’s cottage princes’ palaces. The fault, dear Daniel, lies not within the stars, but in ourselves, t...