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by AeonFlux
Fri 16 Aug 2024 12:01am
Forum: Saintsational Fan Forum
Topic: Club wants your ideas for banner
Replies: 12
Views: 729

Re: Club wants your ideas for banner

I hope Aeon Flux reads this, she'll submit a 🔥🔥🔥🔥 :oops: Think I'd only disappoint. So turned to Nosher for help. Here's what he sent me. the tri-panel & the crest, versus pissy hoops & handbags? being where the vibe's the coolest or, living with inbred Deliverance-country hillbilly slags? ...
by AeonFlux
Thu 25 Jan 2024 11:10pm
Forum: Saintsational Fan Forum
Topic: The Fred Basset Report: Getting to the root of the problem + A new sponsor!!!! .
Replies: 0
Views: 402

The Fred Basset Report: Getting to the root of the problem + A new sponsor!!!! .

. But first........... the Fred Basset Report is proud to announce a wonderful new sponsor. :D :D :D Schaffers' New Zealand Style Deck Products! Schaffers' New Zealand Style Deck Products. Got a hole in your deck? If so, then check out Schaffers' New Zealand Style Deck Sealant Caulk. Or, for those ...
by AeonFlux
Tue 23 Jan 2024 8:25pm
Forum: Saintsational Fan Forum
Topic: The Trev from the Boat Ultimate Pilgrimage Report: No Ro$$y & his Saynta. No footy. But, 100% Saynt Kilda.
Replies: 5
Views: 1626

Update: The Trev from the Boat Ultimate Pilgrimage Report: No Ro$$y & his Saynta. No footy. But, sorta' 100% Saynt Kilda

. And sorry Nosh. There's still zero gibberish. Trev still doesn't do gibberish. Absolutely still not! :D You can still lead Trev to gibberish, but you still cannot make him drink. It's still the nothing time of the footy calendar, so Trev is still 'out there' pilgrimaging. Checking out the neighbo...
by AeonFlux
Fri 19 Jan 2024 12:56pm
Forum: Saintsational Fan Forum
Topic: Former Players- where are they now
Replies: 264
Views: 70525

Re: Former Players- where are they now - Jack Lonie

The Fluxed Up mailbag has been inundated with still more requests from HarryM for another Jack 'Weng Weng' Lonie movie. And since we're here to help :D ................................. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGpjp5GIdek you have to be f*****g kidding me! :roll: :roll: :roll: These users a...
by AeonFlux
Thu 18 Jan 2024 9:43pm
Forum: Saintsational Fan Forum
Topic: Saints milestones in 2024
Replies: 24
Views: 2717

Re: Saints milestones in 2024

Sorry if I am not amused with what you now claim was a sarcastic post. :roll: :roll: These users also thanked the author Nosher for the post: Ryan Bybes (with a f******g 's', ffs), Bram Stoker, Olli Hooton, Ben Kingsley, Aeron (no f*****g 'r', ffs), and Geelong's Michaels brothers Scott & Mal. ...
by AeonFlux
Thu 04 Jan 2024 10:22pm
Forum: Saintsational Fan Forum
Topic: Former Players- where are they now
Replies: 264
Views: 70525

Re: Former Players- where are they now

And continuing the tenuous Sayntas and Saintsationalists' links to film, here's something from Scollop's girl Madsion. (Or Pip, to those like Scollop who know her well.) Onya Scollop. 8-) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6rVLFsEtAJk https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EOxDcIyX4AAEuGI?format=jpg&name=sma...
by AeonFlux
Thu 04 Jan 2024 10:22pm
Forum: Saintsational Fan Forum
Topic: Former Players- where are they now
Replies: 264
Views: 70525

Re: Former Players- where are they now - Jack Lonie

The Fluxed Up mailbag has been inundated with requests for more Jack 'Weng Weng' Lonie. Stopped counting when the number reached 237........ in half an hour * . https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGpjp5GIdek oh ffs! just when i thought it couldn't possibly get any worse. :roll: :roll: :roll: These use...
by AeonFlux
Fri 22 Dec 2023 8:18pm
Forum: Saintsational Fan Forum
Topic: Former Players- where are they now
Replies: 264
Views: 70525

Re: Former Players- where are they now

Jack Lonie isn't the only sayntsational connection to the movie industry. Word is, ZZ's favourite FSB operative, comrade Rosputin, has a new actress girlfriend. So, more problems for Syrian Girl. (Whatever that means.) Noreen. https://youtu.be/AFcYfTEWjsY https://iv1.lisimg.com/image/25372564/740fu...
by AeonFlux
Fri 22 Dec 2023 8:06pm
Forum: Saintsational Fan Forum
Topic: Former Players- where are they now
Replies: 264
Views: 70525

Re: Former Players- where are they now - Jack Lonie

Have just been speaking to a couple of ex-AFL footballers. Word is, Jack Lonie has followed (sort of) in the steps of Big.Marmot's favourite player Arron Sippos, and has moved overseas to find fame and fortune. However, becoming a leatherhead would be a tall order for Lonie. So unlike Sippa', Lonie...
by AeonFlux
Tue 07 Nov 2023 10:13pm
Forum: Saintsational Fan Forum
Topic: James Stewart
Replies: 21
Views: 9692

Re: James Stewart

HarryM wrote: Tue 07 Nov 2023 10:03am
Saynt Nosher Powell wrote: Tue 07 Nov 2023 6:13pm
damienc wrote: Mon 06 Nov 2023 9:22pm This thread is knee deep in puns.

back in the day (early 1940s), i once entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one might win.....
no pun in ten did.....ffs :roll:

Oh dad. :oops:
by AeonFlux
Mon 23 Oct 2023 7:00pm
Forum: Saintsational Fan Forum
Topic: It is off season
Replies: 95
Views: 33338

Re: It is offal season

None of those salaries are correct - or even close * And why are we trying to have room in our cap for this season - or any season in fact We can’t bring in anyone of any note now I can’t see how paying under your cap for any season is beneficial And offaloading Billings is overrated. https://youtu...
by AeonFlux
Thu 05 Oct 2023 4:48pm
Forum: Saintsational Fan Forum
Topic: The Trev from the Boat Ultimate Pilgrimage Report: No Ro$$y & his Saynta. No footy. But, 100% Saynt Kilda.
Replies: 5
Views: 1626

The Trev from the Boat Ultimate Pilgrimage Report: No Ro$$y & his Saynta. No footy. But, 100% Saynt Kilda.

8-) . Content warning! This post contains zero football content. However, it features 100% Saynt Kilda content. 8-) And sorry Nosh. There's also zero gibberish (for a change.) Trev doesn't do gibberish. Absolutely not! :D You can lead Trev to gibberish, but you cannnot make him drink. The 'Trev from...
by AeonFlux
Sun 01 Oct 2023 1:26pm
Forum: Saintsational Fan Forum
Topic: The Flux Report: Ro$$y and his Saynta(s) lay the foundations for the good times. So be happy you miserable bastards!
Replies: 12
Views: 2408

Re: The Flux Report: Ro$$y and his Saynta(s) lay the foundations for the good times. So be happy you miserable bastards!

Does anyone actually understand the gibberish in these posts? 😳 The Flux Report is all about Rodger. https://www.saintsational.net/viewtopic.php?t=88976 Oh Rodger! Come back to us! ................. <swoon> ................. https://www.matestellingstories.com/uploads/GA9UK6PF6PSK/rodger-fox.jpg St...
by AeonFlux
Wed 13 Sep 2023 5:53pm
Forum: Saintsational Fan Forum
Topic: The Flux Report: Ro$$y and his Saynta(s) lay the foundations for the good times. So be happy you miserable bastards!
Replies: 12
Views: 2408

The Flux Report: Ro$$y and his Saynta(s) lay the foundations for the good times. So be happy you miserable bastards!

. The Big Marmot just in case you didn't know the bleedin' obvious Community Service Announcement: It’s a final https://cdn.pixabay.com/photo/2015/08/28/21/29/marmot-912462__180.jpg This Flux Report rubbish is proudly sponsored by.......... https://www.matestellingstories.com/uploads/TDDSL48ZAA0S/n...
by AeonFlux
Tue 29 Aug 2023 10:27pm
Forum: Saintsational Fan Forum
Topic: The D.B. Cooper Report*: Ro$$y & his loyal Saynta (almost) rope-a-dope the dopey Bad News Bears.
Replies: 8
Views: 1656

Re: The D.B. Cooper Report*: Ro$$y & his loyal Saynta (almost) rope-a-dope the dopey Bad News Bears.

. I'm surprised that you're wasting your time reading this crap young Loris. Yuk.... it's like eating snot. :roll: :roll: :roll: These users also thanked the author Nosher for the post: Ryan Bybes (with a f******g 's', ffs), Bram Stoker, Olli Hooton, Aeron, and Geelong's Michaels brothers Scott &am...
by AeonFlux
Sun 27 Aug 2023 4:59pm
Forum: Saintsational Fan Forum
Topic: The D.B. Cooper Report*: Ro$$y & his loyal Saynta (almost) rope-a-dope the dopey Bad News Bears.
Replies: 8
Views: 1656

The D.B. Cooper Report*: Ro$$y & his loyal Saynta (almost) rope-a-dope the dopey Bad News Bears.

. The D.B. Cooper Report* Community Service Announcement: The FBI speculated that D.B. Cooper was a military-trained parachutist. The profile also speculated that Cooper was someone who exercised regularly due to comments by multiple eyewitnesses regarding D.B. Cooper's athletic-looking frame despi...
by AeonFlux
Wed 23 Aug 2023 7:22pm
Forum: Saintsational Fan Forum
Topic: The Flux Report: Ro$$y & his saynta win again! The record is now better c/f under the previous retreaded cho ach, ffs!
Replies: 3
Views: 568

Re: The Flux Report: Ro$$y & his saynta win again! The record is now better c/f under the previous retreaded cho ach, ff

saynt Nosher Powell wrote: Wed 23 Aug 2023 6:55pm
WellardSaint wrote: Wed 16 Aug 2023 1:56amNot your best work 🤷‍♂️

I found no humour in this
i agree with that second part, ffs. :twisted:


These users also thanked the author Nosher for the post:
Ryan Bybes (with a f******g 's', ffs :roll: ), Bram Stoker, and Geelong's Michaels brothers Scott & Mal.





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by AeonFlux
Mon 14 Aug 2023 10:39pm
Forum: Saintsational Fan Forum
Topic: The Flux Report: Ro$$y & his saynta win again! The record is now better c/f under the previous retreaded cho ach, ffs!
Replies: 3
Views: 568

The Flux Report: Ro$$y & his saynta win again! The record is now better c/f under the previous retreaded cho ach, ffs!

. https://i.ibb.co/M25zww8/ratty.jpg Absolutely. Not. :D This rubbish is proudly sponsored by.......... https://www.matestellingstories.com/uploads/TDDSL48ZAA0S/naosh-26-co.jpg Onya dad! :D https://youtu.be/_qtG82HJB2I Trunk Monkey. What very motorist needs. Even Volvo drivers. (Actually, especiall...
by AeonFlux
Mon 07 Aug 2023 8:20pm
Forum: Saintsational Fan Forum
Topic: The We Fluxed-Up Report: Ro$$y and his saynta(s) watch the second half flux-up in horror.
Replies: 4
Views: 620

The We Fluxed-Up Report: Ro$$y and his saynta(s) watch the second half flux-up in horror.

. https://media.tenor.com/V8Dk0NCo2JkAAAAC/apocalypse-now-the-horror.gif This rubbish is proud to welcome to the fold our newest sponsor, long time ZZ crowd favourite, saynt Nosher Powell. Onya Nosh! 8-) https://www.matestellingstories.com/uploads/TDDSL48ZAA0S/naosh-26-co.jpg Onya dad! :D https://y...
by AeonFlux
Mon 07 Aug 2023 3:52pm
Forum: Saintsational Fan Forum
Topic: Forum costs, maintenance and advertising
Replies: 184
Views: 13864

Re: Forum costs, maintenance and advertising

The Flux Report has proudly had sponsors for a while now. Glad to see that ZZ is finally catching up with our pioneering innovation. :D And in this spirit, after speaking to a couple of ex-AFL footballers, word is, long time ZZ forum favourite saynt Nosher Powell has agreed to come on board as the ...
by AeonFlux
Fri 21 Jul 2023 7:19pm
Forum: Saintsational Fan Forum
Topic: Flux Announcement: It's been way too long, but, she's back baby!!!! Eleni Andriana Glouftsis Tee (OAM) Fan Club meeting.
Replies: 3
Views: 554

Flux Announcement: It's been way too long, but, she's back baby!!!! Eleni Andriana Glouftsis Tee (OAM) Fan Club meeting.

. It's been way way too long, but thankfully........... she's back baby!!!! :D F*** yeah baby! :D :D :D Eleni has been remarkable in our last few matches she has umpired. That's exactly what you want from an umpire. Think she is doing well. Unlike her fellow field umpires she actually bounces the b...
by AeonFlux
Thu 15 Jun 2023 10:48am
Forum: Saintsational Fan Forum
Topic: The Flux Report: No red & white privilege for Buddy Ego as Ro$$y & his saynta peg back Daisy to bring home the bacon.
Replies: 1
Views: 776

The Flux Report: No red & white privilege for Buddy Ego as Ro$$y & his saynta peg back Daisy to bring home the bacon.

. This week's Flux Report was delayed due to car trouble. https://youtu.be/R9ETlTZoF1E And after that intro'........... it only gets worse...... :mrgreen: This rubbish is proudly sponsored by saynt Nosher Powell and...... https://youtu.be/_qtG82HJB2I Trunk Monkey. What very motorist needs. Even Vol...
by AeonFlux
Thu 08 Jun 2023 5:57pm
Forum: Saintsational Fan Forum
Topic: The Fred Basset Report: A mid-season update (the no BS version).
Replies: 0
Views: 300

The Fred Basset Report: A mid-season update (the no BS version).

Dearest Aeon, I hope this note finds you well honey. Please ignore that other puff piece doing the rounds. Here is the true no BS version. As we reach the second half of our millstone 150th year, I wanted to take this opportunity to provide you as a loyal member with an update on how we see ourselv...
by AeonFlux
Wed 31 May 2023 6:12pm
Forum: Saintsational Fan Forum
Topic: The Flux Report: Ro$$y and his saynta are retarded!!!
Replies: 1
Views: 310

The Flux Report: Ro$$y and his saynta are retarded!!!

. This is what happens when you get over confident. Hopefully this result will final-bloody-ly be the wake-up call. Looking at you DS! https://www.matestellingstories.com/uploads/nPV2E1U3BUKVM.jpg i tipped us 😕 again sorry Ro$$y and his saynta don't like being retarded. And Fred specifically warned...
by AeonFlux
Thu 25 May 2023 10:28pm
Forum: Saintsational Fan Forum
Topic: The Flux Report: Ro$$y and his saynta(s) win again against the giain'ts!
Replies: 7
Views: 800

Re: The Flux Report: Ro$$y and his saynta(s) win again against the giain'ts!

Congrats on the new sponsor !!! This was the result reached following wide ranging 'discussions' between the company and Vaas Montenegro. Vaas was acting on our behalf in his role as professional 'fixer'. And yes, these discussions were at times pretty tense. As in, Vaas was in there, so their mana...