Appropriate punishment for CJ
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Appropriate punishment for CJ
Jail is so inadequate for this HATE CRIME>
So let's find something more fitting.
1. No dinner till he can hit Riewoldt on the chest from 55 metres away.
2.Make him tag Steven Baker
3.Make him walk a mile in the dwarf's shoes (and pants)
4.Lock him in a room with MarkinUSA (and no ear-plugs)
5.Give him a ream of paper and a box of pencils and make him write an essay on all the things Big Mart would have done better at St.Kilda.(impose a 100 page limit on him)
No let's be merciful and just hang him!
So let's find something more fitting.
1. No dinner till he can hit Riewoldt on the chest from 55 metres away.
2.Make him tag Steven Baker
3.Make him walk a mile in the dwarf's shoes (and pants)
4.Lock him in a room with MarkinUSA (and no ear-plugs)
5.Give him a ream of paper and a box of pencils and make him write an essay on all the things Big Mart would have done better at St.Kilda.(impose a 100 page limit on him)
No let's be merciful and just hang him!
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Re: Appropriate punishment for CJ
Mmmm
Well he lit a dwarf on fire...
Seems only fair that the shortest player on the list gets to light him on fire
Well he lit a dwarf on fire...
Seems only fair that the shortest player on the list gets to light him on fire
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Re: Appropriate punishment for CJ
Or Watters?skeptic wrote:Mmmm
Well he lit a dwarf on fire...
Seems only fair that the shortest player on the list gets to light him on fire
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Then again, maybe they'll just 'fire' him
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Re: Appropriate punishment for CJ
Home detention.
At p66's house. Not sure how long he would last before going mad, sportsbet would have him at $1.05 to go 2 days before escaping thru the laundry.
At p66's house. Not sure how long he would last before going mad, sportsbet would have him at $1.05 to go 2 days before escaping thru the laundry.
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Re: Appropriate punishment for CJ
whiskers3614 wrote:Jail is so inadequate for this HATE CRIME>
So let's find something more fitting.
1. No dinner till he can hit Riewoldt on the chest from 55 metres away.
2.Make him tag Steven Baker
3.Make him walk a mile in the dwarf's shoes (and pants)
4.Lock him in a room with MarkinUSA (and no ear-plugs)
5.Give him a ream of paper and a box of pencils and make him write an essay on all the things Big Mart would have done better at St.Kilda.(impose a 100 page limit on him)
No let's be merciful and just hang him!
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Re: Appropriate punishment for CJ
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There is no place in this country for incendiary terrorist-types like CJ who drive around clogging up our roads.
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Re: Appropriate punishment for CJ
The midget in question also preforms for a low budget local pro wrestling mob called PCW. They should make CJ watch all the PCW shows back to back. That would be a punishment worse than death
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Re: Appropriate punishment for CJ
Seeing a lot of you think it is so socially acceptable and funny to set a small person's clothes on fire then maybe what you should do tonight is sneak up on your kids, and set their clothes on fire and have a good laugh.
Except for the sanity nothing much has been lost.
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Re: Appropriate punishment for CJ
CJ should be thrown into the river as part of the B&F entertainment
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Re: Appropriate punishment for CJ
A Booting ( Refer to the Episode of the Simpsons when they visited Australia ).
But by a Dwarf on the Footy Show.
But by a Dwarf on the Footy Show.
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Re: Appropriate punishment for CJ
A visit to the BURNS UNIT at the ROYAL CHILDRENS HOSPITAL might open their eyes up to what might have been. And not just CJ either, THE ENTIRE PLAYING LIST !!
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Re: Appropriate punishment for CJ
3rd generation saint wrote:Seeing a lot of you think it is so socially acceptable and funny to set a small person's clothes on fire then maybe what you should do tonight is sneak up on your kids, and set their clothes on fire and have a good laugh.
I'm suing- I took your advice and now my kids are scarred for life. You animal, what did you expect to gain from that? It was only funny for the first 10 minutes then the crying just gave me the s***s. Now I have that guy from ACA swaggering around with a barely contained smile patronising me like a poor mans mobile jerry Springer.
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no unusual nasty punishment... for plugga.....if cj lit him up........plugger wouldn't know if his arse was on fire......WellardSaint wrote:Home detention.
At p66's house. Not sure how long he would last before going mad, sportsbet would have him at $1.05 to go 2 days before escaping thru the laundry.
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I'm a bit worried how CJ will cover his $3000 fine. Should we have a whip around to help him cover this cost? I don't want to see him out on the street. He'd have to build a little fire to keep himself warm. ![Sad :(](./images/smilies/icon_sad.gif)
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Re: Appropriate punishment for CJ
While everyone is up one their high horses over this. It seems that most people think that CJ thought, oh there is a small person lets set him on fire, really, do you believe that.3rd generation saint wrote:Seeing a lot of you think it is so socially acceptable and funny to set a small person's clothes on fire then maybe what you should do tonight is sneak up on your kids, and set their clothes on fire and have a good laugh.
It was a STUPID PRANK that was being done by the players to each other as well. THe "small" people were included in the prank. No one was burnt. They wern't burnt because they are small.
If these "small" people think the way they are treated is demoralising, maybe they should look at a different career and not put themselves in a position where they make fun of themselves. Oh, I forgot, maybe they have a sense of humour, something you are not allowed to have these days.
This situation should have died days ago. But it is being milked/sensationalised by media and people who presume to know everything.
ANd before you get on your high horses again, PLEASE NOTE, i did say it was a stupid prank.
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3rd generation saint wrote:Seeing a lot of you think it is so socially acceptable and funny to set a small person's clothes on fire then maybe what you should do tonight is sneak up on your kids, and set their clothes on fire and have a good laugh.
See it's not funny setting kids on fire as they burn and cry , Dwarfs in this case can be engulfed in flames and have thick black smoke spewing from their clothes and still live to tell a good story. So Im sticking with Dwarfs...
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Re: Appropriate punishment for CJ
Make him read markintheusa's book.
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While Daniel Rich pushes him up Mt Kosciuszko in a wheelchairjoffaboy wrote:Make him read markintheusa's book.
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Its funny to turn them into a gigantic blueberry.Middo wrote:3rd generation saint wrote:Seeing a lot of you think it is so socially acceptable and funny to set a small person's clothes on fire then maybe what you should do tonight is sneak up on your kids, and set their clothes on fire and have a good laugh.
See it's not funny setting kids on fire as they burn and cry , Dwarfs in this case can be engulfed in flames and have thick black smoke spewing from their clothes and still live to tell a good story. So Im sticking with Dwarfs...
And didn't they drop Maruka down a hatch for bad eggs that lead to the incinerator?
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He should be made to paint garden gnomes.
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Let the corn be all one sheaf--
And the grapes be all one vine,
Ere our children's teeth are set on edge
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And the grapes be all one vine,
Ere our children's teeth are set on edge
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