How does one get a job as a boundary rider?

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How does one get a job as a boundary rider?

Post: # 952629Post SainterK »

How hard can it be?

I may be being just a little picky here, but how doesn't anyone notice Gardiner not on the ground for that amount of time?


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Post: # 952633Post Bernard Shakey »

SainterK wrote:How hard can it be?

I may be being just a little picky here, but how doesn't anyone notice Gardiner not on the ground for that amount of time?
Same thing happened last week and I can't remember who the player was.


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Post: # 952634Post SainterK »

Bernard Shakey wrote:
SainterK wrote:How hard can it be?

I may be being just a little picky here, but how doesn't anyone notice Gardiner not on the ground for that amount of time?
Same thing happened last week and I can't remember who the player was.
A couple of weeks back it was Raph....and it's really all they have to do.


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George: Well, it doesn't even have to be the general manager. Maybe I could be like, an announcer. Like a colour man. You know how I always make those interesting comments during the game.

Jerry: Yeah. Yeah. You make good comments.

George: What about that?

Jerry: Well, they tend to give those jobs to ex-ballplayers and people that are, you know, in broadcasting.

George: Well, that's really not fair.


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Post: # 952649Post Moccha »

1. You need to have played 200 AFL games
2. Not wanted as an assistant by any AFL club
3. You need to be a wanker


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Post: # 952782Post bozza1980 »

Moccha wrote:1. You need to have played 200 AFL games
2. Not wanted as an assistant by any AFL club
3. You need to be a wanker
I was going to say, once you have proven incapable of doing anything else, but yours is probably closer to the mark.


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Post: # 952786Post Dr Spaceman »

dcstkfc wrote:George: Well, it doesn't even have to be the general manager. Maybe I could be like, an announcer. Like a colour man. You know how I always make those interesting comments during the game.

Jerry: Yeah. Yeah. You make good comments.

George: What about that?

Jerry: Well, they tend to give those jobs to ex-ballplayers and people that are, you know, in broadcasting.

George: Well, that's really not fair.
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Post: # 952789Post bob__71 »

Aker comming to a bounday line near you.


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Post: # 952794Post Dr Spaceman »

bob__71 wrote:Aker comming to a bounday line near you.
Closely followed by Alistair "The Dribbler" Smith! :D


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