wayne carey joke

Dan Warna · Post: # 519150Post **Dan Warna** » Sat 16 Feb 2008 9:08am

Thought you might like this...

A man, on his way home from work was stuck in traffic on the Monash freeway which was much worse than usual. Noticing a policeman walking among the stalled cars, he asked, "Officer, what's the hold up?"

The policeman says: "Wayne Carey is so depressed about being caught beating up his girlfriend he's stopped his car and is threatening to douse himself in petrol and set himself on fire.

He says his family hates him, fans hate him, his former team mates hate him and he now won't have the $1 million from his footy show contract.
I'm walking around taking up a collection for him."

"Oh, really?" the man says. "How much have you collected so far?"

"So far only 18 litres, but a lot of people are still siphoning."

Eastern · Post: # 519157Post **Eastern** » Sat 16 Feb 2008 9:21am

Dan !!

If it wasn't Wankery, it would be classed as a sick joke. So ...........Very Good

!!

Post: # 519348Post **n1ck** » Sat 16 Feb 2008 2:45pm

saint66au sent me this a couple weeks ago

hilarious!

stinger · Post: # 519354Post **stinger** » Sat 16 Feb 2008 3:05pm

it's a very old joke...names changed to protect the guilty....last time i heard it eddie was the guy they were taking up a collection for....

esaint66 · Post: # 519451Post **esaint66** » Sat 16 Feb 2008 6:44pm

stinger wrote:it's a very old joke...names changed to protect the guilty....last time i heard it eddie was the guy they were taking up a collection for....

yeh same lines different name

..... still hilarious though

Huzzad · Post: # 519452Post **Huzzad** » Sat 16 Feb 2008 6:49pm

Oh Dan! Despite the fact that suicide is not funny, the Wayne Carey thing made me laugh.