Dan Warna to sue Saintsational!! (joke thread)

[Dan Warna]

Its rumoured that long time saintsational member is about to sue st kilda fan forum saintsational as part of a complicated demarcation dispute!

"Look everyone has their role to play here" said Dan warna.

"B4E is the mad obsessed one, Stinger is the demented former legal eagle living on past glory's, Joffa Burns the corporate magnate, Joffa boy his evil and angry son, AOK the ancient hippy etc, and Dan Warna for a long time acknowledged his role as official sledger and 'I remember the glory days" poster.

However in recent times OTHER people have sledging AND taking up the role of official "i remember the glory days" posters.

"Im really worried about my contract" said Dan Warna. "I think with all the new "i remember the glory days" posters I think they are phasing me out.

Saintsational management believe that Dan has a future role with forum and back him 100%.

Nick one of the producers believe that Dan can move into the 'tragic sad case" role as Teflon is being bumped up to 'official evil sidekick" of B4E.

HSV suggests taht Dan Warna can move into the "father figure" role but at the moment completely lacks the background, maturity and experience for such a harsh role and its frankly a bit over crowded with all the other old buggers hanging around.

Dan warna is currently reviewing the alternative scripts offered and will pursue legal action if his contract isn't honoured in the fullest. the "i remember the glory days" role is one that dates back decades to the wit and glory of Golden Gordon. frankly I am not sure I can develop a new character this late in the stage and am looking at both legal options and switching to rival channel. the "i remember the glory days" role is already filled at carlton, richmond, Footscray, Collingwood and Melbourne, however a vacancy has opened up at Geelong, however its a fairly small part at the moment.

[Spinner]

Way Too Much Time On Your Hands...


.....But for once....GREAT WORK.

[battye]

[stinger]

as someone else has already said...way to much time on your hands.....

[Batnoe]

as someone else has already said...way to much time on your hands.....

And so do all the readers of this thread!!! including me

[stinger]

as someone else has already said...way to much time on your hands.....

And so do all the readers of this thread!!! including me

i'm just posting between coats of paint....not much difference in passing the time...actually watching the paint dry...or posting here.....toss up really.....

[Stephen Theodore]

Whatever your job is, I'd like the same, please.

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[battye]

LMAO!!