Why not?
Call it
The Ratten Cup, because he coached both teams, and got sacked by one, and hopefully gets the arse from the other.
1st Goal
Gresh
Most Goals
Sooky Boy (King) 1.3 from 5 disposals
Most Clangers
Dougal 'The Finger Pointer' Howard with 6 from 9 disposals
Margin
Blues by >45
Best Phrase by Cuddles Ratten
'We needed to use Hill a lot more as he's pure silk' or
'I don't blame Max for being frustrated, our guys need to deliver the pill like grapes to the Greek god Adonis, as he stands in one spot like the Statue of Liberty'