Petracca

[Dave McNamara]

... and more importantly none of the names are funny.

Phew, that's a relief! Coz they're not meant to be funny.

They are meant to be contemptuous.

... stick to knock knock jokes.

Meanwhile, back at the Junction Oval...

Pluggsy goes to answer the door...

Knock! Knock!

Pluggsy: "Who's there?"

"Owen."

Pluggsy: "Owen who?"




"Oh when the Saints...!"


"come marching in...!

Oh how I want to be in St Kilda,

when the Saints, come marching in."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vUbx6GxOhrM

[plugger66]

Keep trying.

[santazzi]

Hey Dave Mc.....I just noticed when you write GWS, next to the W there is a little four letter subscript/mathematical notation "ogan". What does it signify?

Hi San', it's actually Wogans, as in Western (Sydney) bogans = Wogans. (The term is not my creation, but I wish I had thought of it. )

The 'G' is for Greater (ha, ha, should be lesser) and the 'S' is for Sydney. I add those letters 'Wogan' so that SS's beloved Devil's Advocate, Pluggsy, doesn't get too confused.

The title is intended as a mark of my contempt for any and all, of the AFL's artificial plastic soulless bastard love-child creations.

(I believe that I'm no longer a vindictive person at all..., but my being magnanimous still goes proudly right out the window when it comes to non-Saintas footy matters. )

Thanks Dave Mc for clarifying that