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Caroline Wilson's Mental Health
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Re: Caroline Wilson's Mental Health
Nice work, spert. A lovely piece of satire, which is a lost art.spert wrote:I don't think any one will bother reading a newspaper when a journalist writes: "A St Kilda player sledged a Carlton player who became agitated, but St Kilda went on the win the game". The journalist will probably be sacked -or sledged by the editor.
They need to write something catchy like" A St Kilda player with a controversial background, and who did himself no favour with his past social medial posts relating to drugs, has uttered vile words to a champion and respected Carlton player regarding to his wife. This is the most terrible thing that has ever happened in the AFL this week. The St Kilda club has reached new lows and its CEO has not said enough publicly to condemn this outrageous act. The AFL has failed to act and has brought itself undone. Even the remarkable historian and model sportsman Peter Fitzbadly and his bandana have agreed that St Kilda will not win a premiership due to their low moral standards compared to rugby teams"
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Re: Caroline Wilson's Mental Health
100% concur! Excellent, well thought out piece of writing! Cap'n Pugwash please NOTE!
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Re: Caroline Wilson's Mental Health
Yep.thejiggingsaint wrote:Charming
Poster should be banned for that.
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Re: Caroline Wilson's Mental Health
SaintPav, I LOVE my club. I love the players. I love the coach and his staff. I love being associated with this wonderful , quirky, crazy, courageous, brave, loyal and enduring footy club. My love and loyalty however, does NOT stretch to the point where I can condone players or fans, saying or doing things that I find irreconcilable with my own moral standards.
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Re: Caroline Wilson's Mental Health
SaintPav, I LOVE my club. I love the players. I love the coach and his staff. I love being associated with this wonderful , quirky, crazy, courageous, brave, loyal and enduring footy club. My love and loyalty however, does NOT stretch to the point where I can condone players or fans, saying or doing things that I find irreconcilable with my own moral standards. AND! May I say: sorry for the double post folks!
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Re: Caroline Wilson's Mental Health
She is piece of scum. No doubt!thejiggingsaint wrote:SaintPav, I LOVE my club. I love the players. I love the coach and his staff. I love being associated with this wonderful , quirky, crazy, courageous, brave, loyal and enduring footy club. My love and loyalty however, does NOT stretch to the point where I can condone players or fans, saying or doing things that I find irreconcilable with my own moral standards. AND! May I say: sorry for the double post folks!
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Re: Caroline Wilson's Mental Health
Perhaps it's just last gasp bleating of some otherwise unemployable toads, drowning in end of empire irrelevance. Their desperation is amusing, at least.
*Allegedly.
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Re: Caroline Wilson's Mental Health
Well said my politically correct, point scoring friendkosifantutti wrote:If you don't like what she writes, she's either sick or ugly.
She also old.
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Re: Caroline Wilson's Mental Health
In the interest of accuracy, can we remove the last word from the thread title?
The rest of Australia can wander mask-free, socialise, eat out, no curfews, no zoning, no police rings of steel, no illogical inconsistent rules.
They can even WATCH LIVE FOOTY!
They can even WATCH LIVE FOOTY!
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Re: Caroline Wilson's Mental Health
A good day for Caroline is a coach sacked, a board in crisis, a couple of players disgraced preferably by drugs and sexism....I'm convinced she hates football.
In what possible sense is she a football writer....she is an anti-football writer.
In what possible sense is she a football writer....she is an anti-football writer.
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Re: Caroline Wilson's Mental Health
No Comment on this thread as stated before, but, if I was too, id say that's a f****** great post GOLD!!!!!Enrico_Misso wrote:In the interest of accuracy, can we remove the last word from the thread title?
Well played Sir!!!!!
'Cause StoneCold Said So'!!!!!
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Re: Caroline Wilson's Mental Health
I'm not sure what you mean by point scoring. I put it straight through the middle every time.Teflon wrote:Well said my politically correct, point scoring friendkosifantutti wrote:If you don't like what she writes, she's either sick or ugly.
She also old.
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Re: Caroline Wilson's Mental Health
Lets just beat Richmond when we play them.
That is what this is all really about.
That is what this is all really about.
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Re: Caroline Wilson's Mental Health
The Tigers will be yet another of our victims on our way to the premiershipCon Gorozidis wrote:Lets just beat Richmond when we play them.
That is what this is all really about.
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Re: Caroline Wilson's Mental Health
love it.spert wrote:I don't think any one will bother reading a newspaper when a journalist writes: "A St Kilda player sledged a Carlton player who became agitated, but St Kilda went on the win the game". The journalist will probably be sacked -or sledged by the editor.
They need to write something catchy like" A St Kilda player with a controversial background, and who did himself no favour with his past social medial posts relating to drugs, has uttered vile words to a champion and respected Carlton player regarding to his wife. This is the most terrible thing that has ever happened in the AFL this week. The St Kilda club has reached new lows and its CEO has not said enough publicly to condemn this outrageous act. The AFL has failed to act and has brought itself undone. Even the remarkable historian and model sportsman Peter Fitzbadly and his bandana have agreed that St Kilda will not win a premiership due to their low moral standards compared to rugby teams"
Re: Caroline Wilson's Mental Health
The head of the Fairfax Foot Ball Bureau of Irrelevancy is a showboater and a grandstander, folks. Crazy. A real nutjob. Launched the single greatest witch hunt in AFL history! The FFBBI has become an international laughing stock under Caro Comey. An international laughing stock, believe me. I've faced great pressure because of her. Great pressure. But that's ok, my fingers are long and beautiful, as, it has been well documented, are various other parts of my body.
You know folks, it really doesn’t matter what the media write, as long as you’ve got a young and beautiful piece of ass. And that is why I was going to fire Caro, even before the Saintsational Forum's recommendation.
Believe me. #makingtheFFBBIgrateagain
You know folks, it really doesn’t matter what the media write, as long as you’ve got a young and beautiful piece of ass. And that is why I was going to fire Caro, even before the Saintsational Forum's recommendation.
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Re: Caroline Wilson's Mental Health
Listened to her with Finnis on AW yesterday. She was like a dog at a bone and Tim Lane was her side kick. Would have loved for Matt to tell them to calm down a fraction. I like the fact Sommers mentioned that Murphy started the sledging last week and that Carlisle is yet to get an apology. Water off a ducks back for him.
So what I take from all this is to keep family out of it, but go your hardest on players with a drug history. Or better still, say nothing and stay inside because someone, somewhere will get offended. And we can't have that.
A bigger beat up in AFL I have never witnessed. Robbo and many others in the media, and football, and at our club, are desperate to say so but know the ramifications. Grow some balls. Toughen up. The world has turned to jelly. This isn't a Murphy issue, it's a society issue and psychologists everywhere are licking their chops.
So what I take from all this is to keep family out of it, but go your hardest on players with a drug history. Or better still, say nothing and stay inside because someone, somewhere will get offended. And we can't have that.
A bigger beat up in AFL I have never witnessed. Robbo and many others in the media, and football, and at our club, are desperate to say so but know the ramifications. Grow some balls. Toughen up. The world has turned to jelly. This isn't a Murphy issue, it's a society issue and psychologists everywhere are licking their chops.
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Re: Caroline Wilson's Mental Health
Are twirlyhair and Caro one and the same?????
Don't get offended, cause im just asking, no malice!!!!!
Don't get offended, cause im just asking, no malice!!!!!
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Re: Caroline Wilson's Mental Health
+18856brother wrote:Listened to her with Finnis on AW yesterday. She was like a dog at a bone and Tim Lane was her side kick. Would have loved for Matt to tell them to calm down a fraction. I like the fact Sommers mentioned that Murphy started the sledging last week and that Carlisle is yet to get an apology. Water off a ducks back for him.
So what I take from all this is to keep family out of it, but go your hardest on players with a drug history. Or better still, say nothing and stay inside because someone, somewhere will get offended. And we can't have that.
A bigger beat up in AFL I have never witnessed. Robbo and many others in the media, and football, and at our club, are desperate to say so but know the ramifications. Grow some balls. Toughen up. The world has turned to jelly. This isn't a Murphy issue, it's a society issue and psychologists everywhere are licking their chops.
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Re: Caroline Wilson's Mental Health
When she doesn't open her mouthDarth Vader wrote:I don't mind her.
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