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Munga wrote:First world problems. I think the other dwarf works for ch9 (footy show?), so not surprised they jumped all over this.
Is that the same dwarf that ch9 have respected greatly by having him dress up as Milney and Ballantyne etc and make a complete fool of himself?
Yep, they should give it to us
Im unsure any other those things get the cops involved though.
Correct. However Im Just not sure the Footy Show would be the best Moral Police in this situation (from memory they've even used their dwarf in skits with Sam Newman's groin)
Dr Spaceman wrote:
Is that the same dwarf that ch9 have respected greatly by having him dress up as Milney and Ballantyne etc and make a complete fool of himself?
Yep, they should give it to us
Im unsure any other those things get the cops involved though.
Correct. However Im Just not sure the Footy Show would be the best Moral Police in this situation (from memory they've even used their dwarf in skits with Sam Newman's groin)
The Arthur one literally tried to beat me up and hit me with a pool cue at the Prince of Wales. I want $20 000 for the embarrassment of being ridiculed by my mates. I'm a pacifist and a coward so I was severely emotionally damaged by the incident.
He a nasty little man- I still get scared by dwarves.
gringo wrote:The Arthur one literally tried to beat me up and hit me with a pool cue at the Prince of Wales. I want $20 000 for the embarrassment of being ridiculed by my mates. I'm a pacifist and a coward so I was severely emotionally damaged by the incident.
He a nasty little man- I still get scared by dwarves.
gringo wrote:The Arthur one literally tried to beat me up and hit me with a pool cue at the Prince of Wales. I want $20 000 for the embarrassment of being ridiculed by my mates. I'm a pacifist and a coward so I was severely emotionally damaged by the incident.
He a nasty little man- I still get scared by dwarves.
Was that you? Sorry.
Says it all really- angry little man syndrome. He was offended by my womanising and rugged good looks and offered to give me facial surgery with a pool cue. He punched me in the groin and I was laughed at by a bar full of people- I'm seriously scared of him.
I had another terrible incident with dwarves when i was walking home from Elwood to my flat in St Kilda, when I turned into Acland street there was about 20 dwarves in bizarre costumes go through rubbish bins and walking around at about 3 in the morning. It was some russian liliputlian circus who had got dumped by their promoter and were homeless but I thought i was halucinating. there was a little marie Antoinette, tiny Elvis and Napoleon and more. Quite bizarro.
I heard he was alright, it was the pants that suffered!
Liar, liar, pants on fire?
Lance or James??
There comes a point in every man's life when he has to say, "Enough is enough." For me, that time is now. I have been dealing with claims that I cheated and had an unfair advantage in <redacted>. Over the past three years, I have been subjected to a <redacted>investigation followed by <redacted> witch hunt. The toll this has taken on my family, and my work for <redacted>and on me leads me to where I am today – finished with this nonsense. (Oops just got a spontaneous errection <unredacted>)
gringo wrote:I had another terrible incident with dwarves when i was walking home from Elwood to my flat in St Kilda, when I turned into Acland street there was about 20 dwarves in bizarre costumes go through rubbish bins and walking around at about 3 in the morning. It was some russian liliputlian circus who had got dumped by their promoter and were homeless but I thought i was halucinating. there was a little marie Antoinette, tiny Elvis and Napoleon and more. Quite bizarro.
Are these the little bastards gringo ?
Lance or James??
There comes a point in every man's life when he has to say, "Enough is enough." For me, that time is now. I have been dealing with claims that I cheated and had an unfair advantage in <redacted>. Over the past three years, I have been subjected to a <redacted>investigation followed by <redacted> witch hunt. The toll this has taken on my family, and my work for <redacted>and on me leads me to where I am today – finished with this nonsense. (Oops just got a spontaneous errection <unredacted>)
gringo wrote:I had another terrible incident with dwarves when i was walking home from Elwood to my flat in St Kilda, when I turned into Acland street there was about 20 dwarves in bizarre costumes go through rubbish bins and walking around at about 3 in the morning. It was some russian liliputlian circus who had got dumped by their promoter and were homeless but I thought i was halucinating. there was a little marie Antoinette, tiny Elvis and Napoleon and more. Quite bizarro.
dude i know ... 6 footer 3/4 of an outhouse wide
is also seriously ... like seriously freaked out by dwarves.
hides from em.
funny.
is there a name for this phobia gringo ?
I'm 6'2" and scared too. It was the shame of him hitting me and not wanting to look like the coward i am while he kept telling me to hit back. I would have put my back out getting down that low and he kept trying to punch me in the nuts. People were laughing at me getting bullied by a guy who was the size of a seven year old.
